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  1. 03-26-2011, 07:55 PM #21
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    Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris"

    Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird

    All the dinosaurs owed Chuck Norris money. They didn't paid him back.

    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

    Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Now theres Giraffes.
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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

    Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"


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    Chuck Norris is the reason why they invented diapers for adults!

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  4. 03-26-2011, 08:32 PM #24
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    maybe i should get a spark plug cover with "CHUCK NORRIS" engraved in it to get more hp..
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  5. 03-26-2011, 09:27 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danube_3KGT View Post
    maybe i should get a spark plug cover with "CHUCK NORRIS" engraved in it to get more hp..
    The internals of the 6G72 would not be able to handle the AWESOMENESS of such an item.
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  6. 03-26-2011, 09:43 PM #26
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    bent valves and spun bearings galore!
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  7. 03-27-2011, 12:53 AM #27
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    Chuck Norris turned Medusa to stone.

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    I bet she smells of old mustard and sawdust.
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    Just before the doctors started to perform a C-section on his mother to give birth to him, Chuck Norris decided to help the doctors out, and cut himself out of his mother.
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    Chuck Norris can build the perfect 3s but then realized us losers wouldn't have much to do or talk about if he did.
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    Outer space exists because it's too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

    Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world an punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris didn't break the 3/S, it played dead...
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