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  1. 12-16-2010, 07:33 PM #1
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    Wink Drunken Serb kills 15' Man Eating Shark

    Niko???

    http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/

    Not an act of heroism, but rather dumb drunk luck. He saw an elevated platform and decided to jump off, cliff-diving style, it at full speed. By pure chance, he landed on the head of the shark that was lurking. The shark is believed to be the one that mauled four tourists and killed a fifth.

    He later complained that "the water is hard", never having realized that he landed on a shark. Though he sprained his ankle, he is currently in the hospital, recovering from alcohol poisoning.

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    If that happened in this country, PETA would try to have him arrested.


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