Sitters Vs. Standers - How do you do it?

**FeaRpb** · 12-03-2010, 10:44 PM

Right now you are probably asking yourself what this thread is about. I will go ahead and tell you. Its about wiping and how you do it. As of right now, there are some of you with your minds blown not knowing that you can either sit or stand while wiping after doing your business. So take a deep breath and vote! Do you SIT or STAND?

I myself am a stander.

There is many reasons for this.

STANDING
PROS: Easier access to affected area, immediate gratification of seeing what you made in the bowl

CONS: Risk of getting poo on the floor that wasn’t quite out when you were still sitting, possible strained hamstring

Sitters will argue that when you stand up, the poo “mushes together” between your cheeks, but I can assure you that is not the case.

SITTING
PROS: More relaxing, very little chance of poo ending up on the floor

CONS: Small risk of accidentally misjudging and sticking your hand in the water, harder to cover all surface area.

On a side note, I have never had the cons of standing.

**green-lantern** · 12-03-2010, 10:52 PM

Oh no! not this again.....again

I was shocked to learn that people actually stand up to wipe. WTF?

**EZnTn** · 12-04-2010, 11:47 AM

Now you can stand to do it all ....

**Drweldin** · 12-04-2010, 12:06 PM

The next logical poll would be:
Front to back, or Back to Front? (AKA "Back wiper" or "Front wiper")
So a sitting front wiper would be the worst kind of person I can think of...lol

**AdamVR4** · 12-04-2010, 12:47 PM

You must mean a standing front-wiper?

Does any male seriously front wipe? lol

**FeaRpb** · 12-04-2010, 01:00 PM

The idea of front wiping sounds horrible.

**93STLTH** · 12-04-2010, 03:25 PM

Here's some well known standing wipers.....

**BaadVR4** · 12-04-2010, 08:01 PM

I, myself, have solved all of these problems. As a "senior citizen", I have the option of simply ingesting about 1/2 the recommended daily dietary fiber. This results in the applicable "waste material" forming into hard little balls/pellets, thus eliminating the need to wipe at all. Ergonomically friendly and cost conscious. Done deal.