Ya know what I remember?

[Echo419]

I remember when this country wasn't full of a bunch of slack jawed pu$$ies that were to afraid of not being PC and "offending" someone. I remember when someone picked on you it was either deal with it or kick their ass and not kill yourself because you were to much of a pu$$y to handle it. I remember when being a man was ok and not something you had to hide for fear of getting sued by some lessie because you hit on her. I remember when getting drunk was how people had childern and not put in jail for rape. I remember when if you didn't speak English that was to bad for you and not everyone else. I remember when Popeye taught kids to eat right to get strong and kick the bully's ass instead of eating a soy burger and talking about their feelings.I remember when it took 2(or 1 some times) parents to raise a child and not a gawd damned village and a gov't check. I remember when a man was judged by the content of his character and not his latte. I remember when men had the need for speed and not a need for a fucking pill.

and most of all I remember when shit didn't suck.

[j2k4]

Hey, I remember that, too.

It was before all this so-called enlightenment.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Nice, very nice.

Jeremy

[DocWalt]

I wasn't born into this world you speak of. Sometimes I wish I was...

[j2k4]

I wasn't born into this world you speak of. Sometimes I wish I was...

Well, we're attempting a retro-fit, so stick around.

[thestealth]

I remember when it took 2(or 1 some times) parents to raise a child and not a gawd damned village

Good list...except this part. I remember when it was OK for Mrs. Johnson to paddle your ass if you needed it...then get one at home after a call to your parents from Mrs. Johnson.

[j2k4]

Good list...except this part. I remember when it was OK for Mrs. Johnson to paddle your ass if you needed it...then get one at home after a call to your parents from Mrs. Johnson.

That ^.

I remember that a bunch.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Oh yeah, definitely remember that one, VIVIDLY.

Jeremy

[HilbillyHomeboy]

WHY I'M DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

[j2k4]

WHY I'M DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Recycling is good.