Now, that's funny...

[j2k4]

It's hard to beat Israeli technology!


TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

[GrabberOrange]

Dang it. This made me LOL at work.

[j2k4]

I'm getting heavy crap for publishing that in other places.

[GrabberOrange]

Well, right before I posted that it got copied and pasted into a work email. Laughter ensued.

[RealMcCoy]

I'm getting heavy crap for publishing that in other places.

Then someone got some serious sand in their panties... How can you possibly get butt-hurt over a joke picking on people that want to kill you..?

[j2k4]

Then someone got some serious sand in their panties..

You know why ^that's^ not racist?

Cuz no one in the mid-east wearing panties would admit it...