Things a man should know how to do.

[green-lantern]

This morning on my way to work a radio show had a list of things a man should know how to do that some doofus had made. It sucked and they were making fun of it. Anyway I thought it might be fun to make our own.

I'll start and update this post with whatever you post


Change a flat tire
Start a campfire
Hug a Honey Badger
Know how to keep house....or know how to get a woman to do it
Do an oil change
Know how to drink and make a margarita
bait a hook
throw a baseball/football
cook a steak on a grill
slap a ho
save a ho
get 30 lives on the NES game Contra
plant something
grow something
know the rules of the of the big 3 sports
eat your vegtables
say your prayers
be a real American
know how to drive a manual trans
Kill a spider
Open jars
Balance a checkbook
Defend yourself and family
Read a map
Admit when you're wrong
Survive without modern day amenities
Weld
Build a home AKA (a shelter) and do basic home repairs (Drywall, electrical, plumbing, Etc)
Budget effectively
Carry on an intelligent conversation
Build something from a design/blueprints
Dress for an occasion (ie. tie a tie or wear a suit as the circumstance warrants)
Give a toast
Accept constructive criticism
Recognize and improve your own shortcomings
Know when he's had too much to drink... or when to STOP
How to satisfy a woman
Know when the words "Yes dear" and "OK dear" are the only words that need to spoken at a certain moment.
Not afraid to buy tampons
Be able to grunt and hit things with a stick
Know your woman's facial features and tone of voice... and mark your calender monthly
How to be a FATHER! (not procreation)
Know how to BBQ (ribs etc.)
Know not to take manly advice from Thadd

Go!

[j2k4]

Hug a Honey Badger?













Oh, let's say, make a woman laugh.

[j2k4]

A man ought to know how to keep house, too.

[j2k4]

Do an oil change.

[j2k4]

A man ought to know how to drink.

[green-lantern]

Updated with some editing

[Echo419]

bait a hook
throw a baseball/football
cook a steak on a grill
slap a ho
save a ho
get 30 lives on the NES game Contra
plant something
grow something
know the rules of the of the big 3 sports
eat your vegtables
say your prayers
and be a real American

A man ought to know how to keep house, too.

so don't get married?

[j2k4]

A man ought to know how to keep house, too.

so don't get married?

So he doesn't have to, and also so if he does, he can properly weigh the worth/value of having a woman around.

[93STLTH]

Not an issue for a 3S owner, but a man should know how to drive a manual trans.

[green-lantern]

Not an issue for a 3S owner, but a man should be a certified mechanic.

fixed