A blonde joke that's older than I am

[2fnloud]

She opens the car door.

[j2k4]

Steve would be good at it...

[2fnloud]

one time at a party Kevin, me and my best friend was tag teaming jokes (each taking turns telling them) after a while, and great inebriation, I jumped right to the punchline, He paused and laughed, the spit out a punchline as well. We had each other in stitches because we knew all the jokes, but unfortunately everyone else was lost. man great memory.

[j2k4]

one time at a party Kevin, me and my best friend was tag teaming jokes (each taking turns telling them) after a while, and great inebriation, I jumped right to the punchline, He paused and laughed, the spit out a punchline as well. We had each other in stitches because we knew all the jokes, but unfortunately everyone else was lost. man great memory.

Oh, I know what you mean - when I worked auto-parts I was sooo sharp, cuz all we did, other than parts, was tell jokes.

Capable help is a blast, and rarer by the day.

[Granny]

Blondes cheat.

No one knows more blonde jokes than a blonde, especially one who's not dumb and has a good memory.

How's Karen doing?


And oh...I don't know that one.

Steve is correct...open the car door

I knew bunches of blond jokes when I was 20 something.
I would sit at the bar and tell them for hours.
Nothing like a hot blond telling blond jokes.

Good ol days!

[EZnTn]

Blonde, brunette & a red head find themselves atop a 3 story building, first floor ablaze.
Firemen arrive on the scene, assess the situation, pull out the emergency net and motion to the girls to jump, one at a time.
Red head jumps first.
Just before she hits the net, they yank it out of the way.
Splat !!! She hits the ground.
Other two girls look on in shock and scream down "What did you do that for?"
Fireman respond ... "We had to move, part of the building was about to fall on us. Hurry, jump!"
Brunette looks down, seeing the flames licking up the side of the building, closer and closer.
She looks down at the net, steps back and then leaps ...
Again, as she's about to hit the net, the fireman jerk away once again.
The blonde remaining on the roof can't believe her eyes .. her two good friends dead on the ground.
"What are you doing?!?!" she exclaimed.
"We had no choice, there was a gas cylinder inside about to explode!"
"Jump" they urge her, as flames leap up around her.
Doubting their sincerity but with no choice, she peers over the edge one last time.
She sees the fireman fidgeting as the building cackles and burns.
She looks down at them and screams ...
"OK .. I'll jump .. but just in case, y'all put that net on the ground so it won't move."

[stealthee]

A plane full of people is going to crash. One by one they take a parachute and jump out to safety. As they passenger count dwindles there is a grim realization that they are one parachute short. The last four people on the plane are the pilot, the pope, a Boy Scout and the World's Smartest Blonde. As the 3 passengers look to grab the last 3 parachutes the pilot comes running out of the cockpit, grabs one and jumps to safety. The 3 passengers look at each other in shock and silence until the blonde speaks up.

She says, "I need to live, so I can show that the stigma of blondes being stupid is incorrect."

The Boy Scout and the Pope just shrug in silence as the blonde straps up and jumps out. The Pope looks at the Boy Scout and says, "Young man, I have lived a long and fruitful life. Please, take the last parachute and jump to safety and live out your life to the fullest."

The Boy Scout looks back at the Pope and replies, "We can both jump to safety."

The Pope, confused, replies, "I don't understand. There were not enough parachutes."

The Boy Scout responds, "That dumb blonde bitch grabbed my backpack."