Rate the last movie you saw.

[lawdogg]

I watched Birdman last night, and I mean I get it, I understand that it was intentionally contrived ... I'm no philistine, but I'm also no connoisseur and generally hate any and all major films in the meta genre. This was no exception. Putting the film's disgusting narcissism aside, from a story-telling standpoint, it was too linear, too predictable, and just too boring for me. I can see how it could be appealing to that insufferable hoard of idiots who have beards, won't shut up about how they were born in the wrong generation, are almost done with their screenplay, and include Oscar Wilde in their top 5 authors on their Facebook pages (no offense FearPb, you are on this forum and don't count anyway). This movie is the distilled essence of hipster masturbation. The fact that the movie is nothing but obvious self-inflicted pleasure is funny as shit if you know the plot. The irony is hilarious but I'm laughing at it, not with it. I dunno. Whatever.

[FeaRpb]

None taken h. Now I am curious. Does the fact that I have no idea what is considered hipster make me a hipster? Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Echo419]

50 Shades of Grey.

2 out of 10 and it only got 2 because of the copious amounts of nudity of a not hideous girl. don't go see this if you have even the slightest bit of lactose intolerance as you will likely suffer for weeks on end from the sheer volume of cheese in this movie.

"OMFG he's so hot!". bitch he's skinny and has one eye the size of a softball and the other like a marble. he's a billionaire, everything else is secondary.

[bridge]

So...... You broke down for a piece of ass

[Echo419]

So...... You broke down for a piece of ass

she's into all that shit and I figured since she was buying it might turn into a fun night. it did not.

[green-lantern]

The Interview 7-10

It was funny, stupid but funny

[IPD]

50 Shades of Grey.

2 out of 10 and it only got 2 because of the copious amounts of nudity of a not hideous girl. don't go see this if you have even the slightest bit of lactose intolerance as you will likely suffer for weeks on end from the sheer volume of cheese in this movie.

"OMFG he's so hot!". bitch he's skinny and has one eye the size of a softball and the other like a marble. he's a billionaire, everything else is secondary.

there were so many bull dykes in the audience, i swear to god i started lactating before i left the theatre.

[IPD]

p.s.

if your idea of kinky sex is getting whipped with a belt....you really need to get out more. you know where the 83 year old french dominatrix draws the line for S&M? irreversible blood loss. now THAT'S s&m

[Echo419]

p.s.

if your idea of kinky sex is getting whipped with a belt....you really need to get out more. you know where the 83 year old french dominatrix draws the line for S&M? irreversible blood loss. now THAT'S s&m

yeah we were talking after the movie. I said, "so basically she goes into this room with this guy with a rack, chains, whips ball gags, blind folds and various other beat your ass sexy stuff. and she gets all bent out of shape over being whipped with a belt 6 times?! Am I missing something?". basically is that where she draws the line? seems like an odd place.

[stealthee]

My ex loved to be spanked...