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[Echo419]

So I've been a bit grumpy lately. Things haven't been going to smooth with the "ladies" if you know what I mean. So I've been thinking what can I do to fix this and that's when it hit me like an azn woman driving a mini van.

Strippers. This is a benefit of 3 fold. 1) I get to see nekked ladies and that keeps me from killing folks that otherwise would be fine. 2) support working moms trying to pay their way to cosmotology school 3) stimulate the economy. it's like 10lbs of win in a 5lb bag.

Now I know what you're thinking, "Why don't you just pay for strippers yourself?". Well, I'm trying to put a little in my 401k and strippers just aren't in the budget.

Thanks in advance for your donations.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

This is a cause I can get behind.

Jeremy

[j2k4]

A worthy cause, and a candidate for a government grant, I think.

You need a lobby.

[vroom4]

Might work on rbk.

[Granny]

I told Mike it would be cheaper to hire a hooker and maid then to date me.

[Echo419]

I told Mike it would be cheaper to hire a hooker and maid then to date me.

but that's true for most females....in my experience

[AgentOblivious]

[stealthify]

I see a trend developing...

[IPD]

i would like to study the effects of female nudity on male erections. i'd like 5 million dollars to get started.

[AgentOblivious]

i would like to study the effects of female nudity on male erections. i'd like 5 million dollars to get started.

Seeing as you'll also need able males for your study, I'd like to volunteer myself....for science.