Best craigslist ad...

[wingnut]

and apparently the writer of the snowblower ad has had quite the response...

http://www.blognostifier.com/2011/11...-sold.html?m=1

...to include;

job offers
requests for dates
requests to teach people to write ads
a request from a teacher for permission to use my ad as an example of persuasive writing
marriage proposals
people who thought they knew me, but were wrong
people who didn't think they knew me, but were also wrong
lots of speculation on my career
some speculation as to whether I was running some kind of scam
more compliments and encouragement, since the day I introduced my future wife to my family
and buried deep, deep down, even a few actual offers to buy my snowblower!