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    Big George, the Harley Guy

    On January 9th, a group of Joliet, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge - so they stopped.

    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

    She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

    After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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    ha...ok, got me on that one.

    wasnt expecting the second to the last line
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    lol thats funny

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    Haha! Nice!

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    Awwwwww this got me because I use to live real close to Joliet! lol funny one, had to tell it to the wife.

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    nice setup. putting the date in it was a great touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IPD View Post
    nice setup. putting the date in it was a great touch.
    Makes all the difference, eh?

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