DeMotivators

[onebadmollafolla]

Got anymore?

Enough?

[IPD]

i'm too lazy to add the pic--but here's some fodder for new ones:

"my upper appendage is placed upon your midsection; when i plummet, you plummet, we plummet"

"existence continues to transpire; post facto excitement declining"

"delicious toddler; whom is my offspring"

"i shall proceed to victory over you via marquis de queensbury rules; my matriarch has instructed me to do so"

"LOUD NOISE! let the juvenile males be juvenile males"

"doth not require wealth, doth not require accolades; doth not require available lines of loan--for admission on this mode of transportation"

"recall your departure from me, you solidified my lowly station; my hands are clenched around your throat, and i will proceed to pulverize your profile"

"i long to dance to music at dusk; and celebrate at daybreak"

"douse me with saccharine; as an epitaph to amore"

"she was named after the capital of brazil; and she skips merrily along the threshold to the ocean"

"when artificial illumination is extinguished, i feel safer; since we're present, amuse us; i have sentiments of unintelligence that is spreading"

"exalted imitation of a child's weapon"

"the executioner is descending from his station; and my time runneth short"



hope that's enough variety...

[2fnloud]

very cool thanks

[terrets]

Love Star Wars


Holy shit he landed it!

[Telionis]

Holy shit he landed it!

The Lada Niva is a beastly little car (Soviet answer to the Jeep). Putin has his own heavily modified version for his own "personal use". He custom ordered it with a Opel engine and a real Russian military camo paint job. He drives it around the mountains near the Black Sea.



The f-cking things go for $8,815 new today. Small engine, ultra-basic, very poor in terms of creature comforts, but quite capable off road, reliable and easy to work on. Like the CJ Jeeps, it ain't a leather equipped Explorer, but it's hard to stop.

Top Gear actually did a review of one a few years ago, but their anti-Russian bias is almost as bad as their anti-American bias. They bought the cheapest base version (without limited slips on either end, and with crappy road tires), drove it through 3' deep mud, got it stuck, and declared that it was "commie rubbish" that was inferior to all the European SUVs. < eye roll > These are the same guys that declared the C6 z06 an undrivable piece of sh-t because the stock tires make a lot of road-noise, I still love the show, but fair isn't part of the gig.

Considering that Putin's has a snorkle, I'd bet that he's packing lockers on both ends and remote sway-bar disconnects.



I love this one, "watch his left hook!":


The most badass brawl ever:


Wrestling is totally real:








LMFAO:


My guess is that this guy has the resources to modify the garage door.

[Telionis]

Found a great new site: hacked IRL aka "culture-jamming".

[Telionis]

I suspect most of you will like this:

[terrets]

insert baby for refund. I want an R2D2 grill!!!

[Telionis]

From 4gif's "that's racist" category:













I must concede that someone that can mix internet food/crush porn with Star Trek TNG and make it both faux racist and funny is quite talented:


Now for some Haggar:

[terrets]