alright, which one of you was this??

TIFU: Was showing my car to a potential buyer only to find a surprise under the hood. : tifu

lolz how did you find my story ..... j/k of course it was a "magnum" what else would it be in astory like this

i guess you could say that i... *sunglasses* ...read it??

Haha first comment down is priceless.

last comment is the perfect ending.

and

lol at "exact opposite of a willy wonka golden ticket"

I can not lie. It wasn't me...:shake2:

Damnit... Don kept telling the guy it was a CHALLENGER.... :suspect:

Seriously though... if he was a quick thinker he could have said "wonder what flew out the window from the car in from of me when I went to the store".

Here's another good one:

TIFU. Dutch-ovened myself, puked. : tifu

TIFU: Killed a dog : tifu

i can't stop reading some of these.

Wow, this entire section of reddit is awesomely full of fail.

i had one the other day that i was considering submitting:
turned on shower, took a piss, opened up a new bar of soap, threw wrapper in the shower and then the soap in the toilet.

if i didn't stop myself there i probably would have attempted to flush the trash bin.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by sketch

threw wrapper in the shower and then the soap in the toilet.

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wait, you throw soap wrappers down the toilet?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by box

wait, you throw soap wrappers down the toilet?

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no, my brain was...not functioning properly.

TIFU: I turned on the shower, took a piss, opened up a new bar of soap, proceeded to throw the wrapper into the shower and then the soap in the toilet. : tifu

lulz. sketch?

you found me!

though i apparently missed out on fuck up of the week to the bondage girl freak out one.

Yeah, I saw that haha.