christmas songs for 3/s owners

ok, just like the title states, this is a challenge for you guys & gals to come up with updated renditions of christmas songs for 3/s owners. i'll start:

SANTA BABY

Santa Baby, slip an evo3 kit under the tree, For me.
Done lots of careful maintenance now, Santa baby,
so hurry up the driveway tonight.

Santa baby, a 96 vr4 spyder too,
Danube Blue.
I'm sure you can fix one or two.
Santa baby, so hurry up the driveway tonight.

Think of all the gremlins I've fixed,
Think of all the bearings I haven't 86'd.
Next year I'll pamper it just as good,
If you'll check off my 3/s list.

Santa baby, I want HKS twin-power,
You'd be the man of the hour,
I've pampered it all year long.
Santa baby, so hurry up the driveway tonight.

Santa honey, I really need 4" quad-tip stainless exhaust,
I know that you can cover the cost.
Santa honey, so hurry up the driveway tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my bay with stage 3 heads,
and cams.
A FMIC too.
Santa cutie, and hurry up the driveway tonight.

Come and trim...my tranny,
with some upgrades that you bought from SCE.
I really do belive in you,
Let's see if you believe in me.

Santa baby, just one more thing if there's room,
a tune,
from ray pampena please.
Santa baby, so hurry up the driveway tonight.
Hurry up the driveway tonight.
Hurry, tonight.

I'll be the first to say it... WTF.

Have u been inhaling too many meth fumes!!!lol This is great, though. I LOVE IT!!!

O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

O come all ye drivers,
leadfooters and gearheads.
O come ye, o come ye,
to the national gathering.
Road-course and auto-x,
drags and a car-show.
O come to the national gathering.
O come to the national gathering.
O come to the national gathering in twenty twelve.

Yea, Lori we thank thee,
for putting up with our bullshit;
And Alan we thank the too for this awesome forum.
Don't worry about the cost,
It's worth its weight in gold.
O come to the national gathering.
O come to the national gathering.
O come to the national gathering in twenty twelve.

Joy to the World

Joy to the World, my parts have come.
Let's hope they fit as designed.
I want my car off these jackstands,
I'd like to drive it once this year.

Without the lifter tick, without a vacuum leak
Without without the lifter tick.

la, la la la
la, la la la
look at the smoke
look at the smoke

holy crap here comes po-po
and he doesn't look too hap-py

Merry Christmas everyone...

Jingle Bells

Racing through the curves
In my R/T twin turbo
Around that bend I drive
My RPMs are high

Speeding down the straight-a-way
Being mindful of brake fade
Oh what fun it is to drive
my R/T twin turbo

Oh road course at NG, there's no better way
to drive my car at blazing speeds and keep police at bay-A

Oh road course at NG, hope it's here to stay,
Just be nice to Lori and it will always be Okay.

Chris is making tires squeal
His car got on two wheels
That beamer sure looked mean
Perhaps it was its lean.

All in all it I had a blast
Driving way too fast
I can't wait till next year
waiting make me shed a tear


Oh road course at NG, there's no better way
to drive my car at blazing speeds and keep police at bay-A

Oh road course at NG, hope it's here to stay,
Just be nice to Lori and it will always be Okay.



Oh road course at NG, there's no better way
to drive my car at blazing speeds and keep police at bay-A

Oh road course at NG, hope it's here to stay,
Just be nice to Lori and it will always be Okay.

Jingle bells My turbos swell
Mustang just got blown away
Ran so fast he couldn't catch my ass....

Turbos sing, are you listening?
In the road, tires blistering
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

Gone away is the ricer,
Here to stay, something nicer
We mod and we toil, and sometimes burn oil
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

In the garage we can build a stroker
Ripe with shiny parts and powdercoat
You'd say "That thing's nuts" and we'll say "No sir"
And then we'll leave the doubters in the moat

Tickets fly, but we pay them
bearings fry, we replace them
And more of the same, it's part of the game
In a Mitsubishi wonderland

Awesome!!

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Originally Posted by Valhallaz

Turbos sing, are you listening?
In the road, tires blistering
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

Gone away is the ricer,
Here to stay, something nicer
We mod and we toil, And sometimes burn oil
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

In the garage we can build a stroker
Ripe with shiny parts and powdercoat
You'd say "That thing's nuts" and we'll say "No sir"
And then we'll leave the doubters in the moat

Tickets fly, but we pay them
bearings fry, but we change them
And more of the same, it's part of the game
In a Mitsubishi wonderland

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Do you mind if I share that on my facebook?

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Originally Posted by Granny

Do you mind if I share that on my facebook?

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Not at all

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Originally Posted by Valhallaz

Not at all

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Is that an open invite?

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Originally Posted by 2fnloud

Is that an open invite?

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Sure. Feel free.

keep it coming, guys! this is awesome!

And who said we had no creativity????????????????????????????????????

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Originally Posted by Valhallaz

Sure. Feel free.

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That was damn good!!!!!

Silent Night

Silent Night, All is quiet
Bearings spun, Engine Seized
Buy the parts to give u more speed
Gather all the tools that u need
Rest not til the cars done
Rest not til the cars done
Silent Night, All is quiet
Engine's in, Bolts are tight
Will it crank, will it start
Have we left out any parts
Such a relief when it fires
Such a relief when it fires

Silent Night, All is not quiet
Turbos boost, tires bite
Watch the gauges, all are fine
Air Fuel Ratio is sublime
Blew the Viper's doors off
Blew the Viper's door off

Anyone not see why she's a keeper???????????????????????????

Here's my rendtion of Jingle Bell Rock

Fuckdamnhell, fuckdamnhell, fuckdamnhell, smash
Wrenches slip and knuckles bust
Tugging and pulling on rusted ass bolts
Now, the damn thing snapped

Fuckdamnhell, fuckdamnhell, fuckdamnhell, crash
Pry bar slips and you bite your lip
Screamin' and yellin' and spitting out blood
In the cold garage

What a crap time, it's the wrong time
For this damn thing to break
What a crap time in this nasty grime
That’s it, I’m done messing with this thing

Throw the wrench, punch the wall, walk out the door
Slam it until it breaks
Cussing and stomping and yelling out loud
I’m gonna burn this bitch

It's about time someone came up with new Christmas songs.

O COME EMMANUEL

Please start, please start, oh god you shit, please start.
I've put it back together like it'd never been apart.
And still I've got no ground-wire signal at all.
It makes me want to put my fist through the wall.
Thank god, thank god, I'm not completely screwed...
My loaner car will have to do.

Boost leak, boost leak, you fucking elusive shit.
I'm so mad right now I could crap a brick.
I've checked the tightness of every bolt in sight,
and I still can't boost past wastegate at redline.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, my AF just went pell-mell,
and now I'm stuck in broken ringlands hell.

O come all ye faithful

O come all u members, to the nat'l gathering,
Come to meeting that Lori plans
Come to the place where the gearheads meet,
Oh come 3000 owners,
Oh come 3000 owners,
Oh come 3000 owners, Stealth and Spyders too.

Bring all the tools, in case u break down.
Bring allternators, driveshafts too.
Come to the Road Course, the Car Show and the Drags

Oh, come to the Gathering
Oh, come to the Gathering
Oh, come to the Gathering, we'll see you there.

WTF, Guess u don't the tunes to the song??? Maybe cut foul language too, unless your an atheist. We are doing Christmas songs, not smut songs!!!

Foul language goes with working on cars, like gravy goes with mashed potatoes.

u go IPD!!!!!

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Originally Posted by stealthee

Foul language goes with working on cars, like gravy goes with mashed potatoes.

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bingo. working on 3/s, foul language, bruises & missing pieces of skin . it's a perfect trifecta.

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Originally Posted by Valhallaz

Turbos sing, are you listening?
In the road, tires blistering
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

Gone away is the ricer,
Here to stay, something nicer
We mod and we toil, and sometimes burn oil
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

In the garage we can build a stroker
Ripe with shiny parts and powdercoat
You'd say "That thing's nuts" and we'll say "No sir"
And then we'll leave the doubters in the moat

Tickets fly, but we pay them
bearings fry, we replace them
And more of the same, it's part of the game
In a Mitsubishi wonderland

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electrical gremlins, how they hate us.
Sub-par paintjobs, how they flake on us.
You pay and you pay, but the problems dont go away,
In a Mitsubishi wonderland.

CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

exhaust gas temps are like a funeral pyre
boost leaks from a broken hose
annoying carols being sung by the lifters
and headers dressed up like eskimos

everybody knows...an AEM and a lot of tune
will make your car run really fine
turbos coo as the meth starts to cool
and dyno runs bring delight

you know that pay....day's on it's way
and you can pay of all that stuff on layaway
and every RWD is gonna cry
when you leave them burning rubber at the line

and so i'm worshiping the z16
the best all-around road-car ever devised
although many have tried and been better in some ways
the 3/s is the automotive swiss-army-knife

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Originally Posted by Valhallaz

Turbos sing, are you listening?
In the road, tires blistering
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

Gone away is the ricer,
Here to stay, something nicer
We mod and we toil, and sometimes burn oil
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

In the garage we can build a stroker
Ripe with shiny parts and powdercoat
You'd say "That thing's nuts" and we'll say "No sir"
And then we'll leave the doubters in the moat

Tickets fly, but we pay them
bearings fry, we replace them
And more of the same, it's part of the game
In a Mitsubishi wonderland

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Now there's some talent, sports fans. :)