Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought on a bet and the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.


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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake, after three days of pain and agony....

The rattlesnake died!

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom, because there's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

When the Boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

The only reason the lion is the king of the jungle, is because Chuck Norris has no need for it.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it!

Chuck Norris is the reason why there is a hole in donuts, it's the only way he could hold one without crushing it!

Eric

Chuck Norris doesn't pause, time is waiting for him!

Eric

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.

There is no theory of evolution, only the creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't know how to read, he has no need to, he stares the book down until it gives him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer to the phone, the phone answer to him.

Eric