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Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble....
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch and I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'
As always, the media never fails to impress. I suspect the work of legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy may have been at play here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=kUx2r0pgnCA
The picture below is NOT photoshopped. This was actually their headline for this South Korean airline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vantage
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Let me throw this in the mix too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L84TJ80l6Qg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Want to talk demotivating? I just read a comment on YouTube (yeah, I know it's YouTube), that said the 2nd amendment is outdated because it is over 200 years old......
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Ran across this in my computer, may have actually gotten it from this thread a while back.
i'll give $5 to the next cop who arrests them and tells that individual--deadpan--that the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th amendments are outdated...also because they're over 200 years old.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealthee