DeMotivators

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A drunken Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch blade after he farted in her face during an argument, police say.

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Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument* - NY Daily News

I read that a day or two ago. Oh Florida, you never cease to bring the lulz... :lol:

Jeremy

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Originally Posted by IPD

-parking garages that are smart enough to know when the parking spots are filled on each individual level (yes, they work on small vehicles)
-highways without speed limits
-left lane hoggers are dealth with
-roads that crave driving a small, nimble car (sucks to be you, mr. f-350)
-bike trails EVERYWHERE
-3 function windows
-rolladen
-solid brick/block interior walls in every home
-residential aesthetics that make US houses look like they were designed by unimaginative 3rd graders
-recycling programs that actually work & don't charge people EXTRA to recycle
-full-on use of the metric system
-left hand or right hand drive cars are available in most areas (even though RHD is only standard in the UK)
-fly to another country for $35 euros
-delirium, the worlds best bier
-football that doesn't have a play stoppage every 15 seconds
-women's fashion. nuff said.
-relaxed attitude about sex and public nudity
-movie theaters with intermission (and serve bier). ALL of them
-frozen pizza--hawiian variety--from dozens of brands.
-cheap alcohol
-robust train system

hell, the only things i don't like about europe are:
-stupidly high tax rates which prop up social welfare
-restaurants that treat water like a precious commodity (.2L of water costs more than .5L of bier).
-lack of soda fountains
-lack of drinking fountains

there's a LOT more awesome in europe than most people realize.

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You mean the football where a team scores once in 90 minutes of game play and the other team doesn't score at all. If I wanted to watch that I'd turn on the Browns vs Jacksonville game. At least there would be some physical contact in that game.

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IPD considers that since the clock doesn't stop in soccer that there is non stop "action."

I'd rather watch 24 hours of baseball than watch 90 minutes of soccer.

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This one is a classic.

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Originally Posted by HilbillyHomeboy

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Looks like Supra Girl.

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Originally Posted by stealthee

IPD considers that since the clock doesn't stop in soccer that there is non stop "action."

I'd rather watch 24 hours of baseball than watch 90 minutes of soccer.

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have you ever timed it? have you ever taken a football game, subtracted all the commercial breaks, timeouts, and time when there wasn't an actual play being run on the field? then subtracted all the ho-hum plays? how much are you left with?

soccer may not have a 60-47 score at the end, but just because there wasn't a score doesn't mean there wasn't exciting action. oh, and lol @ there not being physical contact. ask abby wambach or carly lloyd about the last olympics.

i've seen a LOT worse fakery going on in a miami heat game than in the world cup.

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Originally Posted by IPD

have you ever timed it? have you ever taken a football game, subtracted all the commercial breaks, timeouts, and time when there wasn't an actual play being run on the field? then subtracted all the ho-hum plays? how much are you left with?

soccer may not have a 60-47 score at the end, but just because there wasn't a score doesn't mean there wasn't exciting action. oh, and lol @ there not being physical contact. ask abby wambach or carly lloyd about the last olympics.

i've seen a LOT worse fakery going on in a miami heat game than in the world cup.

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Dude, nobody cares.