DeMotivators

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Originally Posted by green-lantern

My dad was 62 when he was banging some 15yo Norwegian prostitute. Some guy shot his left nut and the bullet hit her falopeeing tube and she became my mom. How old am I?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pj8Q...ature=youtu.be

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Originally Posted by Vantage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pj8QKTvRTQ&feature=youtu.be

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I sense the fake is strong with this one...

That guy doesn't fake shit. Watch his other stuff.

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Originally Posted by wingnut

...but am i the only one who noticed mother/daughter age difference http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/s...bth_hide-1.gif

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You lost me there....? I'm 48, my daughter is 24. Seems pretty normal to me...

my parents are like 36 years older than me... i dont get it either?

I'm guessing he misread the ages, and thought she was 33... That would admittedly be a little odd.

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Originally Posted by RealMcCoy

I'm guessing he misread the ages, and thought she was 33... That would admittedly be a little odd.

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Yep, scanned it too quick and saw 33...nevermind, carry on with the thread!

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dude must ENJOY getting shoved around a lot. i would have tried calling a towing company. MUCH better results when the mutherfucker has to pay to get his car back.

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