I fucking hate you.
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Went for a jog on the trails near my house, and as I was coming off the trails, I see a large tarantula (about the size of a cam pulley) on the path ahead of me. I stopped to watch him and he just walked right up to me and stopped about a foot from my feet. I didn't want him to get stepped on or run over by a mountain biker, so I used a stick to guide him off the path. He never got upset or made any kind of threatening moves, he just moved off the path in into the woods. I would never do that with a rattler. Even if I was just trying to help him, he'd still try to bite me.
The only thing that really scares me that I can think of is something hurting a member of my family. I have rappelled so heights dont bother me. I have been bitten by a snake, but got antivenom in time. Bugs disgust me but not afraid of any. Just cant think of anything scarier than something happening to my family that I cant stop.
They just look pure badass too.
Why the hell is "Bats" not an option.
Found one on my wall in the garage and tried to use a broom to get it out. As soon as I touched it, that thing went from a small mouse like creature to a teradactile with an 3 foot wing span. Ran upstairs to tell my wife I just discovered I have a phobia of bats that I never knew I had. She calls my neighbor to come over making fun of me. He stops by laughing at me and the next thing I know we are both huddled behind my car fearing for our lives. I remember staring at him saying, "shits not so funny now is it". Luckily he left on his own before he could carry us away to devour us at his layer.
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and because it's Wednesday ....
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A: Losing motivation.