Feed them to your dog and watch it shit the rainbow....crayons work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streamline3s
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Feed them to your dog and watch it shit the rainbow....crayons work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Streamline3s
How the wolf finally won (from reddit):
http://i.imgur.com/MP2CJ.jpg
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-...-at-my-kid.jpg
http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/...-sign-fail.jpg
http://www.thisisyourconscience.com/...ll_dancing.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque....ructions11.jpg
http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images...se-of-fail.jpg
http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/s..._17_09-003.jpg
-Chris
When the KKK won't sign off on your actions you must be a really low person/group.
http://i.imgur.com/oTLBn.png
Please read the comment on the photo. :lol:
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OMG!!!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by HilbillyHomeboy
http://www.maciek.it/Back%20to%20the%20kitchen.png
lol at the shopping cart link at the end of that vid
well at least he knows his rights.... come get me :lol:
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because
everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he
said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent
me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be
honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her Colonel Saunders. Guess where the fuck I am?
^Haha thats a great joke, im still laughing!
Bahhhahahahhahahhahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
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Originally Posted by Telionis
So that is how Willy really got free.
NICE! LolQuote:
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lol, you should never trust a friend volunteering to get hurt
Now that funny.
-Chris
Aha Montreal ftw.
The van is parked on the curb, should be fined.
Haha, had to laugh at that. I used to make fun of that song all the time!Quote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
LOL, I like that one! :lol:
Jeremy
Never seen that ^
Pretty funny.
-Chris
Agreed that was great.
A little boy goes to Harper and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Harper says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Harper has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep..
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his Harper in bed with the nanny..
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to Harper , 'I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
Harper says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep @#$%..'
What sort of foul wizadry uses those words? "Harper"..."nappy":mushroomcheerful:
Jeremy
British
Stephen Harper <- current Prime Minister of Canada
That was my initial thought until I read "his Harper". Odd to refer to the PM as a personal possession...Quote:
Originally Posted by AgentOblivious
Jeremy