The Official 2011 NCAA College Football Thread

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Originally Posted by Telionis

I think you mean "fertile position". -Colin Cowheard :p

I never realized there was bad blood between Auburn and LSU. This guy on Reddit said "*if Auburn was playing the Taliban, I'd convert to Islam*". LMFAO.

I hope Clemson fans can now comprehend how big a difference there is between them and a true national championship contender. Their close victory over Auburn was respectable, but look what a real contender can do to them.
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I had a strong feeling Miami would beat Georgia Tech.

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LSU fans in general are trash. Worse than Bammers really.

Worst beating we've had in awhile, but a lot of it was our own doing. 3 big effort penalties that continued drives for LSU early in the game instead of bringing the punt team on, then terrible play from our almost entirely freshman offensive line. That's what youth gets you sometimes.

Glad to see you are all concerned about my team though. :p

OMG Hail Mary to win!

best game of the weekend...

wow if Texas Tech can pull this one off, Go go Tommy T!

Fighting Tubervilles FTW!

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Originally Posted by BigTyla

LSU fans in general are trash. Worse than Bammers really.

Worst beating we've had in awhile, but a lot of it was our own doing. 3 big effort penalties that continued drives for LSU early in the game instead of bringing the punt team on, then terrible play from our almost entirely freshman offensive line. That's what youth gets you sometimes.

Glad to see you are all concerned about my team though. :p

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not concerned about your team. in middle GA, auburn, UGA and crimson tide is all i hear about. consequently, i root for LSU, ECU and the gators. :p

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Originally Posted by BigTyla

Fighting Tubervilles FTW!

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LMFAO. Now you like Tuberville? I suppose that in another week or two the Libyan rebels will decide that "that Ghadaffi was an alright guy"...

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Originally Posted by Telionis

LMFAO. Now you like Tuberville? I suppose that in another week or two the Libyan rebels will decide that "that Ghadaffi was an alright guy"...

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What do you mean? I've never not liked the guy. He did a lot of great things at Auburn both on and off the field.

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Originally Posted by BigTyla

What do you mean? I've never not liked the guy. He did a lot of great things at Auburn both on and off the field.

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Oh, so he just wasn't good enough for Auburn, but aside from, he's OK.
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Here is the LSU guy's pregame to Auburn. Nearly as funny as "I Hate Tennessee" guy!

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Originally Posted by yesh on reddit.com

Hello Auburn fans. I just wanted to say before I head down to Baton Rouge that I’m really glad we’re playing y’all this weekend. This is by far my favorite game to attend because I really, really just hate your football team. Not for any particular reason but there’s honest to god hate in my heart for the orange and blue. If there’s any game I could choose LSU to stomp the shit out of their opponent, it’s this one. Seriously, screw Auburn. Screw your band, screw Chizik’s no-teeth-havin’ face, screw your eagle, your trees, and your shitty bar scene. I hope Trooper Taylor whips his eye out with that stupid towel. I hope your defense gives up another 600 yards and I hope Clint Moseley is weeping by your second drive because the medical staff is having a hard time removing Sam Montgomery’s foot from his ass. I just want you to know that if Auburn was playing the Taliban, I’d convert to Islam. I hope LSU puts up 100, goes for two and then goes for the onside kick. I hope you miss another 5 field goals and LSU’s trombone section embarrasses your football team…again. I want you to suffer.

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Originally Posted by Telionis

Oh, so he just wasn't good enough for Auburn, but aside from, he's OK.

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I'm not sure I follow. You're assuming that because Tuberville was fired at Auburn, I personally didn't think he was good enough for Auburn. Surely a man of your intellect wouldn't make such a brash assumption.

Time to heap on the moral victories! Here's what Sagarin has to say about Auburn.

Auburn
Rank = 29
Rating = 80.36
Record = 5 - 3
Sched Rating = 79.63
Sched Rank = 1

They say we have the toughest schedule in the country. In retrospect, our three losses don't look so bad when the combined record of the teams that handed us those losses is 22-1.