Yet both of them fail hard at embedding the video...Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
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Yet both of them fail hard at embedding the video...Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
I'm not subscribed to that thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
Because I was saving the bullshit of the first 44 or so seconds. Won't let you embed when you set the time stamp to begin later in the vid, for whatever reason. Alex posts from mobile and his yt links always do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocWalt
Jeremy
http://i.imgur.com/CLbPGHs.gif
Sorry Alex :p
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Originally Posted by DocWalt
http://i.imgur.com/jUGUPzW.gif
I don't get it.
It's an inside reference.
Fileted leg pic coming in..3..2..
Jeremy
let me guess....it involves libations and a national gathering?
http://i.imgur.com/kIaQPdP.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by HilbillyHomeboy
Damn you, Brian! :barfaway:
Jeremy
Ouch! Mother F'er! That is a clean deep cut!
-John
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Originally Posted by stealthee
Backstory?
When keeping it real (with a switch blade) goes wrong. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2fnloud
But yeah, I was messing around with an extremely sharp switch blade that deployed early, thus extending a 6" blade that ran across the top of my leg. Left a fair amount of nerve damage and a hell of a scar.
Ouch! How many stitches?
...12?Quote:
Originally Posted by green-lantern
20? .......Quote:
Originally Posted by NickS VR4
Badass. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
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Originally Posted by green-lantern
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Originally Posted by NickS VR4
A lot more than those numbers. Don't remember exactly how many but I had to have internal and external stitches since it was so deep. Damn near made it to my femur.Quote:
Originally Posted by green-lantern
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Originally Posted by j2k4
Maybe if it happened while fighting off an attacker. My own negligence takes away a lot of the badassery. :lol:
Kind of like my lip. If it got split open while fighting a guy who was trying to rob the convenience store, it would be a badass wound. Since it happened because I smashed myself in the face with a ratchet that slipped off a bolt, it remains a bonehead wound. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?
Well, yeah, I've done it before, but this one was bad, real bad. It wasn't just a regular ratchet slip and smack. It was pull with almost all my strength, while laying on my back, and the ratchet slips off the bolt and the force of my might smashes the ratchet into my lip splitting it wide open.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echo419
I spit blood for an hour. I did it on Friday and my lip is still fat.
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Originally Posted by Echo419
I haven't done that. I did bust my knuckles so bad replacing the fuel filter that I about yelled at the top of my lungs. The intense pain only lasted 10-15 seconds, but it was unpleasant.
Installing a lift at a dealership, was tightening the equalizer cables with ratcheting 15/16. It slipped off the the bolt and the open end caught me in the lower eye lid. Gashed it a bit and gave me a nice black eye. Shit sucked, hurt to blink.
is that BJ Upton because that was the last thief I've seen in a Braves hat.Quote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
I have a chipped tooth from a wrench falling off while I was under the car. Lucky for the wrench, my tooth broke its fall...Quote:
Originally Posted by Echo419
You lost me.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocWalt
I typed out two different theories on who I visualized saying this, and deleted them both as too un-PC to put in print... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DocWalt
My third attempt: Mike Tyson in math class...
This was worse after I understood it.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocWalt
Geek jokes rule, and haters can suck it.
A higgs boson walks into a catholic church & the father tells him "we don't allow your kind in here".
The higgs boson replies.... "But how can you have mass without me"?
Three statisticians went duck hunting one day. While walking along, they scared a duck and saw him flying off. The first statistician shot and missed by a yard to the right. The second shot and missed by a yard to the left. The third one yelled, “We got it!!”
I heard it something like this:
3 Statisticians walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Can I get all of you a drink"?
1st says "I don't know"
2nd says "I don't know"
3rd says "Yes"
and a few more:
Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar,
and didn't.
An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks "is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Bartender asks "Can I get you a drink"?
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Some people post nerd jokes better than others...:wink:
Gone Chopin. Bach in minuet.
Really this isn't demotivating, quite the opposite, but whatever, funny vid incoming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0K4Vpp6UFI
and this vid for good measure:
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/v...3984917291228/