christmas songs for 3/s owners

It's about time someone came up with new Christmas songs.

O COME EMMANUEL

Please start, please start, oh god you shit, please start.
I've put it back together like it'd never been apart.
And still I've got no ground-wire signal at all.
It makes me want to put my fist through the wall.
Thank god, thank god, I'm not completely screwed...
My loaner car will have to do.

Boost leak, boost leak, you fucking elusive shit.
I'm so mad right now I could crap a brick.
I've checked the tightness of every bolt in sight,
and I still can't boost past wastegate at redline.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, my AF just went pell-mell,
and now I'm stuck in broken ringlands hell.

O come all ye faithful

O come all u members, to the nat'l gathering,
Come to meeting that Lori plans
Come to the place where the gearheads meet,
Oh come 3000 owners,
Oh come 3000 owners,
Oh come 3000 owners, Stealth and Spyders too.

Bring all the tools, in case u break down.
Bring allternators, driveshafts too.
Come to the Road Course, the Car Show and the Drags

Oh, come to the Gathering
Oh, come to the Gathering
Oh, come to the Gathering, we'll see you there.

WTF, Guess u don't the tunes to the song??? Maybe cut foul language too, unless your an atheist. We are doing Christmas songs, not smut songs!!!

Foul language goes with working on cars, like gravy goes with mashed potatoes.

u go IPD!!!!!

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Originally Posted by stealthee

Foul language goes with working on cars, like gravy goes with mashed potatoes.

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bingo. working on 3/s, foul language, bruises & missing pieces of skin . it's a perfect trifecta.

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Originally Posted by Valhallaz

Turbos sing, are you listening?
In the road, tires blistering
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

Gone away is the ricer,
Here to stay, something nicer
We mod and we toil, and sometimes burn oil
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

In the garage we can build a stroker
Ripe with shiny parts and powdercoat
You'd say "That thing's nuts" and we'll say "No sir"
And then we'll leave the doubters in the moat

Tickets fly, but we pay them
bearings fry, we replace them
And more of the same, it's part of the game
In a Mitsubishi wonderland

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electrical gremlins, how they hate us.
Sub-par paintjobs, how they flake on us.
You pay and you pay, but the problems dont go away,
In a Mitsubishi wonderland.

CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

exhaust gas temps are like a funeral pyre
boost leaks from a broken hose
annoying carols being sung by the lifters
and headers dressed up like eskimos

everybody knows...an AEM and a lot of tune
will make your car run really fine
turbos coo as the meth starts to cool
and dyno runs bring delight

you know that pay....day's on it's way
and you can pay of all that stuff on layaway
and every RWD is gonna cry
when you leave them burning rubber at the line

and so i'm worshiping the z16
the best all-around road-car ever devised
although many have tried and been better in some ways
the 3/s is the automotive swiss-army-knife

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Originally Posted by Valhallaz

Turbos sing, are you listening?
In the road, tires blistering
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

Gone away is the ricer,
Here to stay, something nicer
We mod and we toil, and sometimes burn oil
In a Mitsubishi wonderland...

In the garage we can build a stroker
Ripe with shiny parts and powdercoat
You'd say "That thing's nuts" and we'll say "No sir"
And then we'll leave the doubters in the moat

Tickets fly, but we pay them
bearings fry, we replace them
And more of the same, it's part of the game
In a Mitsubishi wonderland

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Now there's some talent, sports fans. :)