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I have one too. Crispy bacon right out of the microwave.Quote:
Originally Posted by green-lantern
http://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9ab...ging%20Low.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
LOL, are you serious? That's the gif I posted that started the whole conversation! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by sergechronos
R
Jeremy
Epic fail!
Pretty much
Oh let me guess, the poker things got lost the first time you used it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dbeltran24
Hell I didn't even use it first, my kids did, I even told them I'd be mad if they lost them.
MOTHER OF GOD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYj7T9eEQ4U
You all never heard of the bacon explosion?
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Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
Egads, what a faux pas on my part as I never saw the original post. Merely the magic sand stuff that followed and a question about gangsta pants.
At the risk of embarrassing myself yet again with a possible repost:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KfACTAOPa0
One of the most majestic things I've ever seen in my life.
I've done it, it's good but honestly bacon is best by itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
OMG that video got boring as fuck, Don't make me start a "Ban Bryan thread"!Quote:
Originally Posted by sergechronos
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Originally Posted by green-lantern
Next thing I know you're going to suggest that I am forced to blow into a breathalyzer before posting in this thread. Would you prefer I start linking the videos on youtube of women trying to read books while being subjected vibrators and having orgasms in the middle of reading?
Personally, I found it demotivating since he is apparently a real lawyer, this was a real commercial and he really had it aired...And that he is allowed to do such a thing. I mean, props for knowing your target audience, and I'm sure his business has expanded tremendously since but still, can't believe that's okay. Do love how he ends it by pointing out that he's jewish..Stereotypes exist for a reason I suppose.
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And if you don't like any of those..Doesn't matter, I got whiskey.
http://i.imgur.com/gXd6B.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by sergechronos
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ps91f6f45c.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHt4IEyYuyQ
Skip to around halfway through if you're just looking for the fun part. There's like 8 or 9 of them. It amuses me when they keep trying to read. They even had Margaret Cho do one, and she just starts reading super fast to try to distract herself.
Spelling fail, and sad news. Hopefully it wasn't a terror attack.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vantage
i could have at least forgiven "boing"...but "bowing"? wow. is that CNN or FOX?
Looks like CNN to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
Edit: If we give them the benefit of the doubt, the W is right next to the E.
Does it really matter? Given that these tools just copy each other, wouldn't be surprised if every major network had it saying Bowing.Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
That's not beauty...that's a bunch of disgusting mass-produced 'murican beers. especially the keystone.
That one went right over your head,Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
No, it didn't....because there's no way I can get drunk enough off 3.5% alcohol 'murican piss-water to "make her pretty". ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by stealthee
Not all American beer is 3.5%. I drink Bud Light Platinum. It's 6%.
Hundreds of quality beers in my state that would rival ANYTHING from europe, fact.
From the phone.
Agreed...but that's not what was in that picture. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by R/T93
Grimbergen Blonde | Brouwerij Alken-Maes | Alken, Belgium | BeerAdvocate
it's on the low-proof end for european biers. :)
I don't consider anything on that shelf "Beer"....
canoe sex.
We get it, you live in Europe. I'll give you a euro to call someone who cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
Also, we can get just about any beer under the sun here and have the perks of not living in Europe at the same time.
I'm a little late on the bacon discussion, but I just don't get the whole bacon thing. I'd rather have my burger without bacon, sausage with my scrambled eggs, and I don't get all these bacon flavored stuff nowadays. I can't tell you the last time I had any bacon, might have been added on a pizza I had. That said, there are always exceptions...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...QAYEaie_xDWrpt
This has to be the absolute worst beer I've ever tasted: Samichlaus Classic Bier | Brauerei Schloss Eggenberg | Vorchdorf, Austria | BeerAdvocate
I had this at Old Chicago when I did the round-the-world beer tour. (IMHO it tastes like tequila and soy sauce.
BTW, thanks Austria!