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Then you may or may not like this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by inperfectdarkness
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Two unemployed cancer cells are talking to each other. One says to the other, "hey let's go get Jobs."
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I know, I know. Probably a bit morbid and a touch too soon but hey, I'm an asshole so...
EDIT: Since this seemed to go right over everyone's head, Steve Jobs was just diagnosed with cancer.
uh oh... I smell trouble hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by CoopKill
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is that steve68's car?
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Originally Posted by inperfectdarkness
wtf did he do to that thing? that's more fugly than "wannabee trans-am" & "4-hood-blisters" hoods COMBINED. did nelson shit on it?
I think h had to do that for the dual throttle bodies? Not sure...
He has a large filter under the scoop. Directs air directly onto the filter.
Taking care of winter like a BOSS.
Chevy 454 powered snowblower with 412hp and 430ft/lbs tq.
http://i.imgur.com/VTq7H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p1BOA.jpg
That's awesome. But imagine the noise when he tries to clear his driveway at 6:00am hahaha
Yeah that should do it.
Sums it up, lol
nicely played. sums up everything we know about organized religion.
Magic trick goes very wrong:
Televised Magic Trick Goes Painfully Wrong *Video
oh, i got it. ;) i remember seeing apples stock tank when word got out. stupid sheeple. i've said it before and i'll say it again, i-tards are like north koreans; devoted to a personality cult built around a mediocre individual.Quote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
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whaaat the fuuuckkQuote:
Originally Posted by Telionis
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Originally Posted by inperfectdarkness
Turns out an Apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away.
...OK I'll stop this.
no, please, keep going. these are awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by onebadmollafolla
We'll be seeing him in the Gates of hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by sketch
It's a good thing you only need one button to call the nurse.
That's it, I'm done. Getting out of hand.
Seriously. :suspect:
i'm dying of laughter over here.
A penguin is driving when he notices the engine light is on. He stops at the first gas station. As the mechanic looks at the car, the penguin sees an ice-cream shop and decides to get some. He goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin replies, "that's just ice cream."
Hahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!! I love it!Quote:
Originally Posted by CoopKill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xcZnl5kI94
Funny enough for me to ignore their confusing Enterprises -, D and E.
Haha I can imagine the sounds those cats were making. Pretty much a feline "WTF is going onnn?!?!?"
Everyone needs to watch this lmfaoQuote:
Originally Posted by mb7050
dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Telionis
i'll attempt to salvage with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4
p.s.
i've seen those hand signals before. hilarious!
Bullsh-t. Have you ever seen a Dire Straights Techno mashed up with Star Trek? It's pure awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by inperfectdarkness
Yeah I saw that years ago. Fantastic job editing, being a Trekker, I can name most of those episodes off the top of my head, but it wouldn't have occurred to me to use them in this way. The best part is how well the quotes match up, as I recall the TIE fighter was actually fusion reactor powered and equipped with lasers (yes I know it has twin ion engines for propulsion), 29m in length is a bit much though.Quote:
Originally Posted by inperfectdarkness
The sole serious oddity was how the star destroyer suddenly turned in to Vadar's SSD once hit. Also, the 2:1 movie aspect ratio of Riker saying "Fire!" from ST: Generations, while all the rest of the clips came from the series.
The Survivors, where most of the quotes came from, was a fantastic episode.
...and another one. i love these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFCBwob65Nw
Fantastic. The first one must have taken a lot more time, but still great. Can Vader force choke 1000+ people at the same time? Even maxed out Star Killer can't grab more than a couple.Quote:
Originally Posted by inperfectdarkness
Was it the Family Guy spoof where the commander says "hold your fire, there's no lifeforms, it must have short circuited...", and the guy responds, "what are we charging by the laser beam now?"
Also fantastic video editing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9oD_xl8mI
either that or robot chicken. "what the hell is an aluminum falcon anyway?"
Lots of laughs here. Those are great.