hmm, some strange info from blackstone labs:
http://www.chrisbehnken.com/files/95..._TT-061613.pdf
Looks like fuel contamination was not an issue at all and the oil did not break down. The strange thing is they detected elements of coolant. I didn't see any evidence of coolant in the oil or oil in the coolant. I also didn't see any headgasket damage that was obvious. The garage wasn't the cleanest place in the world when I drained that oil out of the oil cooler into the sample container, so it is possible some antifreeze got in there, but it makes you think.
I'm glad that the fuel content was low.