Was awesome. Been waiting for them to make another one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan92RTTT
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Was awesome. Been waiting for them to make another one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan92RTTT
Fury.
8.0/10.
It was no Saving Private Ryan, but god damn. Next best thing. as far as WWII movies go for me: SPR, Fury & Das Boot. I don't see what will ever beat SPR - When I saw it in the theater, I watched old men (presumable WWII veterans) walk out during the opening scenes. It was said to be that real.
also, if you don't know Moby Dick, I suggest you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by sketch
Jack Reacher 5/10
what the hell did I just watch?
p.s. how many of you f*ckers are going to watch 50 Shades of Gray with your woman this weekend? what's funny about that book/movie is you take away the fact that the guy is a billionaire and you've got a reclusive meth dealer. :lol:
And you're not with some tinder hook up? BS
no and hell no! I was thinking that I would go sit outside a theater in Buckhead with a sign saying something along the lines of, "I have chains and free time." or "Did you just see 50 Shades of Gray? Are you single? Lets see how many shades of black and blue we can turn your ass." :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bridge
I'm just going to sit back and see who calls first. :lol:
The Judge - 8.5 / 10
Had 0 idea what the movie was going into it. It was pretty awesome tho, good character development and emotion.
Birdman - 9.8 / 10
I had 0 idea what this movie was going into it also. But holy hell was I happy that I watched it. Amazing cast, amazing cinematography. Hilarious story. Would watch again.
Hector and the Search for Happiness - 9 / 10
Another movie I had no idea about going into it. Only watched it because it's a Simon Pegg film. It turned out to be pretty awesome. I had 0 complaints about it. Very emotion driven towards the end. You kind of become and feel what his character is going through. Pretty awesome film.
Dumb & Dumber To - 3 / 10
I knew this movie was going to be a try hard. And boy was I right. It sadly was bad. Had a laugh or two, but other than that. Bad....
"Big Hero 6" - 7.75/10
very enjoyable & hilarious. watch it with your kids (or grand kids!) or watch it at home alone with a bottle of wine on a snowy Sunday night. not that i did that >_>
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The Judge - 8.5 / 10
Had 0 idea what the movie was going into it. It was pretty awesome tho, good character development and emotion.
This! The only complaint I have is that it seems to have a bit of a templated feel. The acting was epic...
Kingsman: The Secret Service: 11.5/10. GO WATCH THIS MOVIE. If you even remotely liked Guardians of the Galaxy--and you don't mind some quasi-tarrentino violence interspersed with your tongue-in-cheek humor--you will love this movie. Would have had 12/10 if it didn't have Sameul L Jackson (HE'S IN EVERY FUCKING MOVIE!!!!)....but still very, very much worth the watch. I hadn't even heard of this movie, it just happened to be the "mystery movie" that was playing--and I was floored. So awesome!
I can not wait to see Kingsman. I read the comic its based on and think it will make a great movie.
hmmm, I just figured it would be James Bond jr garbage. interdasting.....
dood. fuck all the movie reviewers/critics. it was AWESOME. and i was sober---i'm not even exaggerating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echo419
finally saw Edge of Tomorrow. Pretty good flick. I liked the story and it was fun to watch. 8-10
welp I'm sold. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
All of my friends that have seen it are giving Kingsman high marks.
Kingsman is entertaining. Certainly not the best movie I've ever seen, but it's entertaining. 8.5/10.
I rated it out of the genre, not every movie ever. Of course it will not get the high marks that a drama will. Even so, it's the best at the genre it DOES fall into...by a considerable margin. And I think 8.5 is a very conservative rating.Quote:
Originally Posted by 19Eclipse90
That's fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
Take it for what it's worth, I made a point to see this movie because of your post. It's nice to know we can agree on a movie once in a while.
I especially loved the line the sweedish princess gave him about saving the world. :)
I watched Birdman last night, and I mean I get it, I understand that it was intentionally contrived ... I'm no philistine, but I'm also no connoisseur and generally hate any and all major films in the meta genre. This was no exception. Putting the film's disgusting narcissism aside, from a story-telling standpoint, it was too linear, too predictable, and just too boring for me. I can see how it could be appealing to that insufferable hoard of idiots who have beards, won't shut up about how they were born in the wrong generation, are almost done with their screenplay, and include Oscar Wilde in their top 5 authors on their Facebook pages (no offense FearPb, you are on this forum and don't count anyway). This movie is the distilled essence of hipster masturbation. The fact that the movie is nothing but obvious self-inflicted pleasure is funny as shit if you know the plot. The irony is hilarious but I'm laughing at it, not with it. I dunno. Whatever.
None taken h. Now I am curious. Does the fact that I have no idea what is considered hipster make me a hipster? Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
50 Shades of Grey.
2 out of 10 and it only got 2 because of the copious amounts of nudity of a not hideous girl. don't go see this if you have even the slightest bit of lactose intolerance as you will likely suffer for weeks on end from the sheer volume of cheese in this movie.
"OMFG he's so hot!". bitch he's skinny and has one eye the size of a softball and the other like a marble. he's a billionaire, everything else is secondary.
So...... You broke down for a piece of ass
she's into all that shit and I figured since she was buying it might turn into a fun night. it did not. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bridge
The Interview 7-10
It was funny, stupid but funny
there were so many bull dykes in the audience, i swear to god i started lactating before i left the theatre.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echo419
p.s.
if your idea of kinky sex is getting whipped with a belt....you really need to get out more. you know where the 83 year old french dominatrix draws the line for S&M? irreversible blood loss. now THAT'S s&m
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
yeah we were talking after the movie. I said, "so basically she goes into this room with this guy with a rack, chains, whips ball gags, blind folds and various other beat your ass sexy stuff. and she gets all bent out of shape over being whipped with a belt 6 times?! Am I missing something?". basically is that where she draws the line? seems like an odd place. :dontknow:
My ex loved to be spanked...
I thoroughly enjoyed kingsman.
I only saw Jupiter ascending for the 3D special effects. It's pretty bad.
sorta off topic for the thread but...Quote:
Originally Posted by stealthee
some of the shit these girls I've been with recently are into is just insane. there's no way in hell it doesn't hurt and badly. like I'm not a little guy(5'10" 220) and I'm just wailing on these girls and they're asking for more. it's nuts. one girl's boss asked her if she was a victim of "domestic abuse" or if she had been in a car accident.... and she liked it!. like wtf!
Bridget. we have a numbers scale here for a reason ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bridge
Like the Alaskan Skydiver?Quote:
Originally Posted by Echo419
mother of god I just flat out wouldn't allow it. even under the best circumstances sometimes it takes a little work. I would die.Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
you sick fucks.
i just had to urban dictionary that. i wish i hadn't.
if you don't know what an Alaskan skydiver is, don't look it up.
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You're from NE. You have no room to talk.
huh??Quote:
Originally Posted by IPD
yeah, even I didn't get that one. perhaps he thinks it has something to do with cheating or just ugly women. :lol:
yeah, it was probably because insulting people incessantly because of where they're from or the sports teams they grew up liking is cool, amirite?
seriously. does the lack of teeth really turn you on, or is it that you think she just can't bite "it" when she has to gum her food? *ducks*Quote:
Originally Posted by Echo419