that must be that Leepu guy.
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that must be that Leepu guy.
BMW looks better now. *ducks*
I'm out of word...
Eric
you can't buy taste.
A woman is driving down the street with her ten-year-old daughter belted into the passenger seat.
The daughter asks "Mommy, how old are you?"
The mother says "That's a personal question. It's not nice to ask people personal questions."
The daughter thinks a while then asks "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
The mother replies "That's a personal question too. I'm not going to tell you."
Chastised, the daughter asks no more questions. The mother parks the car.
"I'm going to see Mrs. Tristan for a couple of minutes. You stay here in the car and watch my purse."
After the mother leaves the daughter removes her mother's driver's license, studies it for a few minutes and replaces it. When her mother returns they drive off.
The little girl comments: "Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32."
"That's right! How did you know?"
"And you weigh 119 pounds."
"Did you look in my purse?"
"And I know why you and Daddy divorced."
"You do?"
"Yes," said the daughter. "Because you flunked sex!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwwwMiCa9-w
One of the idiots in front of him had his belly pan taped on! Flew off, hit him, and knocked the dude unconscious.
self critiquing when the airbag deploys.