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"You're bullshitting me??
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2015 Mercedes-Benz C CLASS & he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive.
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshitting' me??
The social worker said, "Yeah, well you started it."
LOL Encino Man
One of my top 10 fav movies of all time.
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I fucking hate it when copy links don't paste right... My apologies to anyone who clicked on the PREVIOUS link directly. I might have been horny and drunk last night....and that was unintentionally VERY NWS. This is the correct link.
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North Korea is best Korea. Watch out now...Quote:
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