DeMotivators

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Originally Posted by stealthee

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/o...psfqxutw9h.jpg

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ahh, 4-chan. never ceases to amuse.

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Originally Posted by 93STLTH

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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Loved this! lol

Fear of heights anyone??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1BgzIZRfT8

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Would do!

Safer than driving to work... At least he has his own fate in his hands. Wouls love to do!

He should have at least had a parachute for a quick descent.

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Originally Posted by CoopKill

Safer than driving to work... At least he has his own fate in his hands. Wouls love to do!

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One of the benefits of open-borders...a shocking number of people who don't know the first thing about proper driving are now on our roadways.

He seems pretty safe about it with the 2 hooks he keeps attaching. I would probably do it, but knowing my luck I'd get to the top and realize I forgot a tool I needed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXwnwOTyKXE