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10-02-2014, 10:08 PM
DrGonzo

My male is 160 lbs and his sister is 70 lbs. They are my kids. I don;t mind small dogs, I can't stand little yappers though!!! They drive me nuts?!?!?
10-02-2014, 10:38 PM
Vantage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWWLwtMLWCI
10-02-2014, 10:54 PM
IPD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alan92RTTT

Any animal smaller than my cats is not a dog. Its a cat toy.

Real dogs are not scary.
http://alan.3sgto.org/imagesjpg/sasaha/IMG_3769.JPG

Personally, I'd wager that about 50% of big-dog die-hards are compensating for something. When I see a guy driving a lifted truck that has a decal proudly announcing that he owns a pit/bull-mastiff/rotty....I'm 99% certain that he has a micro-penis.

P.S.
I agree about yippy dogs. I love milt, but his schnauzers can get annoying pretty fast. Kylie, on the other hand, is just a tiny ball of sweetness--especially to complete strangers. Even if I weren't married, I'd never get a chance to be single--she's too damn cute; all I'd have to do is take her for a walk around attractive women.
10-02-2014, 10:56 PM
IPD

Back on track:
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10-03-2014, 03:25 AM
rlacasse1

Quote:

Originally Posted by IPD

Personally, I'd wager that about 50% of big-dog die-hards are compensating for something. When I see a guy driving a lifted truck that has a decal proudly announcing that he owns a pit/bull-mastiff/rotty....I'm 99% certain that he has a micro-penis.

P.S.
I agree about yippy dogs. I love milt, but his schnauzers can get annoying pretty fast. Kylie, on the other hand, is just a tiny ball of sweetness--especially to complete strangers. Even if I weren't married, I'd never get a chance to be single--she's too damn cute; all I'd have to do is take her for a walk around attractive women.

The dog isn't your hint. The lifted truck is.

People buy dogs that they prefer, some are compensating douches, but I'd imagine most are not.
10-03-2014, 11:30 AM
Vantage

https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.ne...ee5b708be44482
10-03-2014, 07:52 PM
green-lantern

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vantage

https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.ne...ee5b708be44482

:lol:
10-03-2014, 08:53 PM
sergechronos

https://38.media.tumblr.com/45280941...m17no1_500.jpg
10-04-2014, 12:06 PM
wingnut

nope nopE noPE nOPE NOPE...

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10-04-2014, 12:15 PM
wingnut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Echo419

yeah, that's not gonna stop me with this one. :suspect:

lol...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocWalt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j26Zbuhsqfk

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