Monday humour

Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides 2 test it at dinner. "Son, where were u 2day?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "OK, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "OK, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was ur age I didn't no what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly ur son." Robot slaps the mom.

Hahaha, thats a good one.

Thanks

Humor.

The President walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Hey, where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies "I found him in Kenya. They're all over the place."

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