Never a dull moment... (or a good, exciting one.)
Was driving at a leisurely pace yesterday to get the low-load (-14 to 0 psi range) tuned on the AEM in my car. Everything was going well and starting to smooth out nicely, and I was decelerating using the engine down a hill when suddenly there was a disgusting sound from the engine bay. The car stalled. The sound didn't last very long, so I wasn't too sure of what had happened. I attempted to start the car again, only to hear the starter grind against the flywheel. I then tried pop starting it, because maybe the starter had locked up; same sound.
Pulled the starter today... a couple of teeth on the starter are chipped, but it operates properly. No damage on the flywheel. I then rotated the crank assembly by hand with a breaker bar at the crank pulley - the crankshaft rotates, but the cams don't, and you can feel it skipping the teeth on the belt. Place your bets on what's fucked.