DeMotivators

[CoopKill]

SMH in shame...

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity | CRAZED.COM (http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/)

[DK77]

SMH in shame...

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity | CRAZED.COM (http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/)

Well at least they got the Wyoming man part right.

Rock Springs serial rapist sentenced to 100 years in prison (http://trib.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/rock-springs-serial-rapist-sentenced-to-years-in-prison/article_a4384b94-222e-539e-8f81-642d9d1052a1.html)

[CoopKill]

lmao!

[IPD]

SMH in shame...

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity | CRAZED.COM (http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/)


Well at least they got the Wyoming man part right.

Rock Springs serial rapist sentenced to 100 years in prison (http://trib.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/rock-springs-serial-rapist-sentenced-to-years-in-prison/article_a4384b94-222e-539e-8f81-642d9d1052a1.html)

wtf do those have the same photo?

[RealMcCoy]

Seriously....? WTF is wrong with people....? (Retorical question... I could write a book on that subject.)

Guy gets his power shut off, steals a power meter, gets caught, gets power shut off again, buys a generator to run his heater... fires up an internal combustion engine indoors, and kills himself and all his kids... This is apparently worth a posthumous father of the year award....

Oh, and BTW... If you disagree, you're a racist....

Rodney Todd Posthumously Awarded "Father of the Year" - WBOC-TV 16, Delmarvas News Leader, FOX 21 - (http://www.wboc.com/story/29633478/rodney-todd-posthumously-awarded-father-of-the-year)

[onebadmollafolla]

Seriously....? WTF is wrong with people....? (Retorical question... I could write a book on that subject.)

Guy gets his power shut off, steals a power meter, gets caught, gets power shut off again, buys a generator to run his heater... fires up an internal combustion engine indoors, and kills himself and all his kids... This is apparently worth a posthumous father of the year award....

Oh, and BTW... If you disagree, you're a racist....

Rodney Todd Posthumously Awarded "Father of the Year" - WBOC-TV 16, Delmarvas News Leader, FOX 21 - (http://www.wboc.com/story/29633478/rodney-todd-posthumously-awarded-father-of-the-year)

God I was hoping for a link to The Onion. I mean....I really don't even have words for this.

[stealthee]

Here's my question. The dude "couldn't afford" to pay the electric bill, yet he somehow got a generator???

[TT4ME]

Here's my question. The dude "couldn't afford" to pay the electric bill, yet he somehow got a generator???

Stole it, which is why he ran it inside.. so it wouldn't get stolen from him.

Just my opinion, obviously.

[j2k4]

Sounds like a really horrible outcome to garden-variety oppression in the form of a failed 'entitlement'.

I find myself wondering about the mindset of someone who would do what this guy did - doing whatever he could to avoid 'official' contact is the behavior of a person with some sort of legal-status problem - this kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen on what is essentially a suburb of our nation's capitol, right?

Shouldn't the DC/Maryland area be one of the 'most promising' areas in "The Promised Land"?

[DocWalt]

Seriously....? WTF is wrong with people....? (Retorical question... I could write a book on that subject.)

Guy gets his power shut off, steals a power meter, gets caught, gets power shut off again, buys a generator to run his heater... fires up an internal combustion engine indoors, and kills himself and all his kids... This is apparently worth a posthumous father of the year award....

Oh, and BTW... If you disagree, you're a racist....

Rodney Todd Posthumously Awarded "Father of the Year" - WBOC-TV 16, Delmarvas News Leader, FOX 21 - (http://www.wboc.com/story/29633478/rodney-todd-posthumously-awarded-father-of-the-year)


God I was hoping for a link to The Onion. I mean....I really don't even have words for this.

This. SO much this. What the flying fuck?

[93STLTH]

Nothing pisses me off more than when a person is celebrated for his stupidity. The guy should have been charged with manslaughter, not given an award for his special brand of idiocracy. Celebrating stupidity is what got our current President elected not once, but 2 times.

[CoopKill]

Nothing pisses me off more than when a person is celebrated for his stupidity. The guy should have been charged with manslaughter, not given an award for his special brand of idiocracy. Celebrating stupidity is what got our current President elected not once, but 2 times.

Oh you mean Caitlin?

[CoopKill]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10450749_10153429192401489_660411930303709937_n.jp g?oh=6c888fc01b0e238a20b89f037392d9e5&oe=5654AEDF

[stealthee]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ab/01/4d/ab014da02207b5b41ccd268622df4903.jpg

[IPD]

Seriously....? WTF is wrong with people....? (Retorical question... I could write a book on that subject.)

Guy gets his power shut off, steals a power meter, gets caught, gets power shut off again, buys a generator to run his heater... fires up an internal combustion engine indoors, and kills himself and all his kids... This is apparently worth a posthumous father of the year award....

Oh, and BTW... If you disagree, you're a racist....

Rodney Todd Posthumously Awarded "Father of the Year" - WBOC-TV 16, Delmarvas News Leader, FOX 21 - (http://www.wboc.com/story/29633478/rodney-todd-posthumously-awarded-father-of-the-year)

and this is why voting is irrelevant. because for every intelligent, rational, sane person who would use the political system as it was intended---there are ten more who are a cup of drool away from being catatonically stupid.

[Echo419]

Seriously....? WTF is wrong with people....? (Retorical question... I could write a book on that subject.)

Guy gets his power shut off, steals a power meter, gets caught, gets power shut off again, buys a generator to run his heater... fires up an internal combustion engine indoors, and kills himself and all his kids... This is apparently worth a posthumous father of the year award....

Oh, and BTW... If you disagree, you're a racist....

Rodney Todd Posthumously Awarded "Father of the Year" - WBOC-TV 16, Delmarvas News Leader, FOX 21 - (http://www.wboc.com/story/29633478/rodney-todd-posthumously-awarded-father-of-the-year)

next up Catlin Jenner Time Magazine's MAN of the Year.

go ahead laugh it up but we all know that's a possibility the way this world is going.

[DK77]

wtf do those have the same photo?

Bill's link is from a "satirical" news site that used the photo of the man from the real article I linked.

[CoopKill]

:suspect:

[NickS VR4]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ0qpPTH1ow

[Echo419]

http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af13/johnbarnes111/MARRIAGE%20IN%202015_zps6wru1oqz.png

[Echo419]

so I guess I'm working with a theme here. :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/QLthnWn.jpg

[j2k4]

I find this to be demotivating and disheartening:

Hunter who paid $55G to kill Cecil the lion ID'd as American dentist | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/07/28/american-dentist-said-to-have-paid-55000-to-kill-cecil-lion/?intcmp=hpbt4)

[Echo419]

Fucking dentist. ...

[green-lantern]

“It’s a tragedy that we are taking something that belongs to future generations and shooting these animals just because somebody is on an ego trip and they can afford it,” Johnny Rodrigues, Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force chairman,

This!

Don't worry though, this fucker will pay for it with his livelihood at least.

[IPD]

What I'm reading today is that he claims he was told by the locals he hired, that the hunt was legal and legitimate. That might possibly be true, but the dude also seems to have a rather shady past when it comes to hunting game.

[j2k4]

Yeah, his story is full of holes.

[rlacasse1]

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Balls%20Deep_zpspjronf7m.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Balls%20Deep_zpspjronf7m.jpg.html)

[rlacasse1]

So, I just realized that I never, and I mean NEVER, check the Notifications at the top of the page. So I had to make this.........

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/3SGTO_zps4mvrbj5y.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/3SGTO_zps4mvrbj5y.jpg.html)

Thought it was fitting. I think this is the first meme I've ever created.

[green-lantern]

So, I just realized that I never, and I mean NEVER, check the Notifications at the top of the page. So I had to make this.........

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/3SGTO_zps4mvrbj5y.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/3SGTO_zps4mvrbj5y.jpg.html)

Thought it was fitting. I think this is the first meme I've ever created.

:suspect:


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/hptech4564/likes_zpsh7dgozzc.png

[93STLTH]

^^^ Paul, I would like to inform you that your last post is the last one I will ever like. No point in liking posts if the person receiving the like doesn't like to check his likes. Like really??

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10403283_775969632515549_8511955026509197321_n.jpg ?oh=3937c200b0f8f8c5b506b8bc6d8bedf4&oe=563D0BFF

[CoopKill]

Wrong! Soo wrong!

[onebadmollafolla]

I know this site won't post the actual video as it never does while I'm on mobile but definitely worth watching. Your tumblr poster child trying to claim as a "free inhabitant" while still requesting US citizen rights. All the meanwhile yelling "rape" for disobeying the law. You get it...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q

[IPD]

I know this site won't post the actual video as it never does while I'm on mobile but definitely worth watching. Your tumblr poster child trying to claim as a "free inhabitant" while still requesting US citizen rights. All the meanwhile yelling "rape" for disobeying the law. You get it...



https://youtu.be/RB8katyjc9Q

she's citing the defunct articles of confederation as her authority? do we even HAVE a public school system anymore?

[NickS VR4]

I know this site won't post the actual video as it never does while I'm on mobile but definitely worth watching. Your tumblr poster child trying to claim as a "free inhabitant" while still requesting US citizen rights. All the meanwhile yelling "rape" for disobeying the law. You get it...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q

.....

[stealthee]

I literally could only watch 30 seconds. Her voice was so, just, UGH!

After reading the comments I am glad the stupid bitch got arrested. Perhaps she should do her own research since the Articles of Confederation were usurped by the signing of the Constitution,so the Articles are no longer valid.

Stupid, feeble minded idiots.

[Echo419]

she's citing the defunct articles of confederation as her authority? do we even HAVE a public school system anymore?

yes but it's run by the gov't and we all know how well they run things.... :suspect:

[HilbillyHomeboy]

The best part (other than the rape) is when she says "Article 4, free inhabitant. I get to enjoy all of the rights, but don't have to follow any of the laws". How in the wide world of sports could anyone ever convince themselves that that's a rational argument?

I bet she smells of old mustard and sawdust.

Jeremy

[stealthee]

The best part (other than the rape) is when she says "Article 4, free inhabitant. I get to enjoy all of the rights, but don't have to follow any of the laws". How in the wide world of sports could anyone ever convince themselves that that's a rational argument?

I bet she smells of old mustard and sawdust.

Jeremy

To expand


Article IV. The better to secure and perpetuate mutual friendship and intercourse among the people of the different states in this union, the free inhabitants of each of these states, paupers, vagabonds and fugitives from Justice excepted, shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of free citizens in the several states; and the people of each state shall have free ingress and regress to and from any other state, and shall enjoy therein all the privileges of trade and commerce, subject to the same duties, impositions and restrictions as the inhabitants thereof respectively, provided that such restrictions shall not extend so far as to prevent the removal of property imported into any state, to any other State of which the Owner is an inhabitant; provided also that no imposition, duties or restriction shall be laid by any state, on the property of the united states, or either of them.

If any Person guilty of, or charged with, treason, felony, or other high misdemeanor in any state, shall flee from Justice, and be found in any of the united states, he shall upon demand of the Governor or executive power of the state from which he fled, be delivered up, and removed to the state having jurisdiction of his offence.

Full faith and credit shall be given in each of these states to the records, acts and judicial proceedings of the courts and magistrates of every other state.



Nothing in that article says anything about enjoying rights, but not following laws. In fact it says almost the opposite. LOL

I say again, stupid bitch got what she deserved.

[onebadmollafolla]

The best part (other than the rape) is when she says "Article 4, free inhabitant. I get to enjoy all of the rights, but don't have to follow any of the laws". How in the wide world of sports could anyone ever convince themselves that that's a rational argument?

I bet she smells of old mustard and sawdust.

Jeremy

Obviously you're not familiar with people that are not from any country, but rather "of the Earth" free inhabitants.

But seriously, any guesses on her tumblr handle?

[CoopKill]

I know this site won't post the actual video as it never does while I'm on mobile but definitely worth watching. Your tumblr poster child trying to claim as a "free inhabitant" while still requesting US citizen rights. All the meanwhile yelling "rape" for disobeying the law. You get it...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q

I WOULD get an assault charge with this bitch!

[HilbillyHomeboy]

But seriously, any guesses on her tumblr handle?

littlemisswhisperedtorment

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/mcnVI4p.jpg

[j2k4]

I WOULD get an assault charge with this bitch!

It was about five seconds before I wondered why - having recorded her own utter idiocy - she followed through by posting it anyway? :huh:

Wouldn't you expect this sort of thing to be a cop's chest-cam?

The only way to reconcile it is she obviously feels someone, somewhere agrees with her.

The bizarro factor has pegged the needle on the BFG.

Carlos, I am now officially with you on the 'Children/Why, why not' question. :sad:

[green-lantern]

I bet she smells of old mustard and sawdust.

Jeremy

:lol: that made me laugh

[IPD]

Carlos, I am now officially with you on the 'Children/Why, why not' question. :sad:

The world doesn't deserve them, and they deserve far better than this world.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/DFwJJX9.jpg

"Civil rights leader"

[onebadmollafolla]

Not just a sense of humor about it but a GREAT sense of humor.


http://i.imgur.com/KypvOYX.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

Truth.


http://i.imgur.com/JCcBFu3.jpg

[CoopKill]

LOL, noooooo so good for your intestinal juicies, and the sale of air freshener...

[IPD]

ya'll are nuts. cole-slaw is way better than some of that nasty-ass potato salad. anything crunchy in potato salad--besides bacon--is cause for rioting. so again slaw > p.salad.

[stealthee]

I love me some cole slaw, but it has to be made right. KFC and Long John's have the best chain restaurant cole slaw.

[donniekak]

I love me some cole slaw, but it has to be made right. KFC and Long John's have the best chain restaurant cole slaw.

Best slaw is on a primanti sandwich.

[NickS VR4]

Can't stand coleslaw, love potato salad. The "crunchy" you can find in it, especially our homemade, is onions and celery.

[onebadmollafolla]

ya'll are nuts. cole-slaw is way better than some of that nasty-ass potato salad. anything crunchy in potato salad--besides bacon--is cause for rioting. so again slaw > p.salad.


I love me some cole slaw, but it has to be made right. KFC and Long John's have the best chain restaurant cole slaw.


Best slaw is on a primanti sandwich.

http://i.imgur.com/CQzI371.jpg

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/CQzI371.jpg

onions & celery?

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/55397825.jpg

[IPD]

http://new4.fjcdn.com/pictures/What+is+this+black+magic+fuckery+wtf+asian+everyth ing+chuck+norris_5f06cf_3843429.jpg

[R/T93]

Pic is fake. But kind of funny.

Well, not fake, but 2nd pic isn't Nagasaki

[stealthee]

Best slaw is on a primanti sandwich.

Primanti isn't well known outside of Yinzer territory.

I think I have only ever eaten at Primanti Bros once, and I think I just had wings.

[donniekak]

Primanti isn't well known outside of Yinzer territory.

I think I have only ever eaten at Primanti Bros once, and I think I just had wings.

When I come home for visits it's one of the places I always make it to. That and dicarlos pizza.

[striker2]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k17/Dslax/Random/11822553_1055003511177365_4649681896794309204_n_zp sff2iiix6.jpg

[anyonebutme]

Oddly enough, that's not the proper line to use for that corner.

[striker2]

Oddly enough, that's not the proper line to use for that corner.

but it gets the point across.

edit: its actually more accurate like that anyways, since the average gear head wont notice anyways. lol

[wingnut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEpvgfIupM&sns=em

https://vine.co/v/eHK5HVXXQ35

[stealthee]

Rousey is a total badass and not bad looking either. I'd bang her but I'd be afraid of her going all black widow on me.

BTW I called the destruction in chat yesterday. Not that anyone else didn't see it coming.

[wingnut]

Rousey is a total badass and not bad looking either. I'd bang her but I'd be afraid of her going all black widow on me.

BTW I called the destruction in chat yesterday. Not that anyone else didn't see it coming.

true, but...



https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/10421133_447718342020040_1775145800883174638_n.jpg ?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=daefde4bbf5104fe4f173da7b79f4720&oe=5649AE39&__gda__=1447161954_78320c33233035ff83257e85daffcc3 1

:lol:

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/VMJPuXl.png

[Echo419]

Rousey is a total badass and not bad looking either. I'd bang her but I'd be afraid of her going all black widow on me.

BTW I called the destruction in chat yesterday. Not that anyone else didn't see it coming.

I did. I said weeks ago that this girl was going to get wrecked. she never had a chance.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDi9uFcD7XI

[IPD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDi9uFcD7XI&feature=youtu.be&t=44s

http://www.3sgto.org/work-safe-discussions/7154-motivators-19.html#post317627

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/56916230.jpg

[DocWalt]

http://www.3sgto.org/work-safe-discussions/7154-motivators-19.html#post317627

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/56916230.jpg

Yet both of them fail hard at embedding the video...

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://www.3sgto.org/work-safe-discussions/7154-motivators-19.html#post317627

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/56916230.jpg

I'm not subscribed to that thread.


Yet both of them fail hard at embedding the video...

Because I was saving the bullshit of the first 44 or so seconds. Won't let you embed when you set the time stamp to begin later in the vid, for whatever reason. Alex posts from mobile and his yt links always do that.

Jeremy

[DocWalt]

http://i.imgur.com/CLbPGHs.gif

Sorry Alex :p

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/CLbPGHs.gif

Sorry Alex :p



http://i.imgur.com/jUGUPzW.gif

[IPD]

I don't get it.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

It's an inside reference.

Fileted leg pic coming in..3..2..

Jeremy

[IPD]

let me guess....it involves libations and a national gathering?

[onebadmollafolla]

It's an inside reference.

Fileted leg pic coming in..3..2..

Jeremy

http://i.imgur.com/kIaQPdP.jpg

[stealthee]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/SL3000gt/Cut.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Damn you, Brian! :barfaway:

Jeremy

[J-Groove]

Ouch! Mother F'er! That is a clean deep cut!

-John

[2fnloud]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/SL3000gt/Cut.jpg


Backstory?

[onebadmollafolla]

Backstory?

When keeping it real (with a switch blade) goes wrong. :lol:

But yeah, I was messing around with an extremely sharp switch blade that deployed early, thus extending a 6" blade that ran across the top of my leg. Left a fair amount of nerve damage and a hell of a scar.

[green-lantern]

Ouch! How many stitches?

[NickS VR4]

Ouch! How many stitches?

...12?

[green-lantern]

...12?

20? .......

[j2k4]

When keeping it real (with a switch blade) goes wrong. :lol:

But yeah, I was messing around with an extremely sharp switch blade that deployed early, thus extending a 6" blade that ran across the top of my leg. Left a fair amount of nerve damage and a hell of a scar.

Badass. :D

[onebadmollafolla]

Ouch! How many stitches?


...12?


20? .......

A lot more than those numbers. Don't remember exactly how many but I had to have internal and external stitches since it was so deep. Damn near made it to my femur.

[onebadmollafolla]

Badass. :D


Maybe if it happened while fighting off an attacker. My own negligence takes away a lot of the badassery. :lol:

[stealthee]

Maybe if it happened while fighting off an attacker. My own negligence takes away a lot of the badassery. :lol:

Kind of like my lip. If it got split open while fighting a guy who was trying to rob the convenience store, it would be a badass wound. Since it happened because I smashed myself in the face with a ratchet that slipped off a bolt, it remains a bonehead wound. :lol:

[Echo419]

Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?

[stealthee]

Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?

Well, yeah, I've done it before, but this one was bad, real bad. It wasn't just a regular ratchet slip and smack. It was pull with almost all my strength, while laying on my back, and the ratchet slips off the bolt and the force of my might smashes the ratchet into my lip splitting it wide open.

I spit blood for an hour. I did it on Friday and my lip is still fat.

[RealMcCoy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/48490fee0cd941ab79c73764051e2797/tumblr_ns997piOMO1qewacoo2_500.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/5991e7ac070cb757e44a50626cc1c30d/tumblr_ns997piOMO1qewacoo1_500.jpg


https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-0/11825172_10204863866900906_6378921739973649530_n.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=618c9982691786beaa7e366db2abe909&oe=563B6F04&__gda__=1448260109_2d697806b945b870b8e199a0f3db7af a

[onebadmollafolla]

Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?


I haven't done that. I did bust my knuckles so bad replacing the fuel filter that I about yelled at the top of my lungs. The intense pain only lasted 10-15 seconds, but it was unpleasant.

[Boomer3000]

Installing a lift at a dealership, was tightening the equalizer cables with ratcheting 15/16. It slipped off the the bolt and the open end caught me in the lower eye lid. Gashed it a bit and gave me a nice black eye. Shit sucked, hurt to blink.

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/FMAxHdG.jpg

[anyonebutme]

I want one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4oKMmrljTk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oDqeiIA2js

[Echo419]

http://i.imgur.com/FMAxHdG.jpg

is that BJ Upton because that was the last thief I've seen in a Braves hat.

[DocWalt]

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

[futurevr4man]

Who hasn't hit themselves in the face with a wrench that's owned a 3S?

I have a chipped tooth from a wrench falling off while I was under the car. Lucky for the wrench, my tooth broke its fall...


There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

You lost me.

[RealMcCoy]

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

I typed out two different theories on who I visualized saying this, and deleted them both as too un-PC to put in print... :lol:

My third attempt: Mike Tyson in math class...

[futurevr4man]

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

This was worse after I understood it.

[IPD]

Geek jokes rule, and haters can suck it.

A higgs boson walks into a catholic church & the father tells him "we don't allow your kind in here".

The higgs boson replies.... "But how can you have mass without me"?

[DrGonzo]

Three statisticians went duck hunting one day. While walking along, they scared a duck and saw him flying off. The first statistician shot and missed by a yard to the right. The second shot and missed by a yard to the left. The third one yelled, “We got it!!”

[IPD]

I heard it something like this:

3 Statisticians walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Can I get all of you a drink"?
1st says "I don't know"
2nd says "I don't know"
3rd says "Yes"

and a few more:

Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar,
and didn't.

An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks "is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Bartender asks "Can I get you a drink"?
A tachyon walks into a bar.

[j2k4]

Some people post nerd jokes better than others...:wink:

Gone Chopin. Bach in minuet.

[rlacasse1]

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Fat%20Girl_zpslmszjlgm.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Fat%20Girl_zpslmszjlgm.jpg.html)

[anyonebutme]

Really this isn't demotivating, quite the opposite, but whatever, funny vid incoming:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0K4Vpp6UFI

[anyonebutme]

and this vid for good measure:

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/1593984917291228/

[CoopKill]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11207326_477103082453415_2549462155424032604_n.jpg ?oh=5d8d84ef60e40f6e1f8ba36c774fd9e0&oe=564B93E7

[rlacasse1]

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Joker_zpsrlkiroqv.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Joker_zpsrlkiroqv.jpg.html)

[CoopKill]

https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11811421_1464959533805379_1359475197336344729_n.jp g?oh=e051139d9525a9d8ae6f4a74a296e8ef&oe=5641BBE6

[CoopKill]

http://youtu.be/0dyrbRGkVKI

[wingnut]

https://fbcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/11036986_10153155915304200_3131707557426416679_n.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=840ea304e5eda67a1c3d6732ace5c4a2&oe=567CC615&__gda__=1446383978_0220b6eb7ce8da7cf2f2e556e7b930d d

[onebadmollafolla]

Jennifer Lawrence everybody! Not even a month apart.


http://i.imgur.com/1R6dVL4.jpg



I think she means it should be illegal to call a woman "fat" on TV. What a bitch.

[onebadmollafolla]

Pesky tornados coming out of nowhere.

http://i.imgur.com/AvR27Gd.gif

[RealMcCoy]

Had to watch a couple times to see where the car went... Was starting to think they pulled a Dorothy and Toto....

[CoopKill]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11836852_1018688931509273_7277754101050103471_n.jp g?oh=165c96d0510ea9520be903e01aa16341&oe=567C4AF3

[OhioSpyderman]

Had to watch a couple times to see where the car went... Was starting to think they pulled a Dorothy and Toto....

Forget THAT, did you see the person in the last couple seconds in he right side of the frame???

Whoa...

Bob.

[green-lantern]

I still don't know where that white car went. That dude on the side of the road sure got a mind fuck.

[IPD]

Jennifer Lawrence everybody! Not even a month apart.


http://i.imgur.com/1R6dVL4.jpg



I think she means it should be illegal to call a woman "fat" on TV. What a bitch.

Never liked her. Maybe now people will begin to understand one of the reasons why.

[Echo419]

Never liked her. Maybe now people will begin to understand one of the reasons why.

I think she's hot when made up. but she looks like complete dog poo when not. I also really liked her in American Hustle and the XMen/Hunger Games movies. :dontknow:

[stealthee]

That's not the only time she has been a hypocritical bitch apparently. Joan River's called her a hypocrite (obviously before she passed away), and Miley freakin Cyrus has called her out for being a hypocrite.

Hell, just Google Jennifer Lawrence hypocrite and you will see it all over the place.

[DocWalt]

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10906199_10205798300169295_8505998435903444555_n.j pg?oh=b622fcdfbab84a096dc006898e77118f&oe=564D3B2C

[DocWalt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9vO30n_Hq0

[RealMcCoy]

I think I'll go jump in the middle of the above posted tornado now, and hope I get my eyes poked out with a tree branch on the way through....

[IPD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9vO30n_Hq0

just like how the government spends 5 million funding research for camel farts or other nonsense. 1st of all, what did you think would happen? 2nd, where in a 2 person car are you going to find 8 iphones in an emergency? 3rd, the cost of a set of brake pads for 2 axles is going to run you less than the cost of 1 iphone. 4th, even glazed pads will give you more stopping power than this. 5th, brakes are made to squeel before they go out, so it would take a moron to not pay attention to that (perhaps someone who does prefer Apple products). 6th, worst case, you can buy AAA and have your vehicle towed.

$4,000 of smartphones & and 10 minutes of my life I can't get back. ffs.

[NickS VR4]

just like how the government spends 5 million funding research for camel farts or other nonsense. 1st of all, what did you think would happen? 2nd, where in a 2 person car are you going to find 8 iphones in an emergency? 3rd, the cost of a set of brake pads for 2 axles is going to run you less than the cost of 1 iphone. 4th, even glazed pads will give you more stopping power than this. 5th, brakes are made to squeel before they go out, so it would take a moron to not pay attention to that (perhaps someone who does prefer Apple products). 6th, worst case, you can buy AAA and have your vehicle towed.

$4,000 of smartphones & and 10 minutes of my life I can't get back. ffs.

Or just drive slow, downshift to slow down, and use your e-brake as a last resort.

[DocWalt]

Hipsters love their iPhones. Also, I like how they kept cutting away from the destroyed driver's side of the car, heh.

[Echo419]

just like how the government spends 5 million funding research for camel farts or other nonsense. 1st of all, what did you think would happen? 2nd, where in a 2 person car are you going to find 8 iphones in an emergency? 3rd, the cost of a set of brake pads for 2 axles is going to run you less than the cost of 1 iphone. 4th, even glazed pads will give you more stopping power than this. 5th, brakes are made to squeel before they go out, so it would take a moron to not pay attention to that (perhaps someone who does prefer Apple products). 6th, worst case, you can buy AAA and have your vehicle towed.

$4,000 of smartphones & and 10 minutes of my life I can't get back. ffs.


Or just drive slow, downshift to slow down, and use your e-brake as a last resort.

someone posted this on another forum. I'm debating posting these responses since I didn't get to here.... :suspect:

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/cXWZFci.gif

[DocWalt]

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k529/Cach95/bilstereo/P1010195_zps7d41990a.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

Wouldn't it be great if he got a dud battery and had to warranty it...?

[2fnloud]

Wouldn't it be great if he got a dud battery and had to warranty it...?

Given how optima's quality has tanked, there is a good chance of that.

[IPD]

well at least it's a yellow top. it's not a terrible idea, per say....but he does need to have some kind of paper or liner in there so the battery can be removed.

[DocWalt]

I don't remember seeing this here:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8074220032/hDFC784E2/

[DocWalt]

:eek:

http://i.imgur.com/ruY55kK.gif

[CoopKill]

His last breath!

[CoopKill]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11831729_993824043972462_3292758078710280340_n.jpg ?oh=2b722daee7a3d5d9602a45bff5adafa7&oe=56803A8E
http://www.c-cproductions.org/sa/Flawless-Victory.jpg

[green-lantern]

I don't remember seeing this here:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8074220032/hDFC784E2/

I think it's been posted twice in this thread but it's been a while so I wouldn't say Repost.

[CoopKill]

Ehhh, maybe...

[Echo419]

how does the box change like that?

[2fnloud]

Probably been seen a time or two

[stealthee]

how does the box change like that?

Temperature controlled paint. In the first part of the gif they flash the temperature dropping, get as low as -4C.

[DocWalt]

http://i57.tinypic.com/33m2zpy.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

Wow... So many comments to make.

If I weren't speechless...

[RealMcCoy]

:eek:

http://i.imgur.com/ruY55kK.gif

I saw where someone looked up that plant on alibaba. They manufactured nitromethane...

[DocWalt]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-P8URngB2ke0/VZP-sNp0_4I/AAAAAAAAYnc/MEJ5mwxSxNw/w438-h436-no/image.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VpzKiNU.gif

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8524547328/h76194814/

http://acidcow.com/pics/20150624/acid_picdump_06.jpg

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--oFd_ufXW--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1314208413972509076.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IWuw8crU--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1318545978545396036.gif

http://www.914world.com/bbs2/uploads/post-12876-1431103040.jpg

[j2k4]

http://i57.tinypic.com/33m2zpy.jpg

For short time I drove I drove a '72 Grabber, two tone green...had two little hood scoops, I always felt like I was riding on a fucking frog when I drove it. :p

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/VpzKiNU.gif

LOL... that would be demotivating if you were the owner of one of those fine examples of German engineering....

Here?s Why The V8 Audi S4 Is An Awful Used Car (http://jalopnik.com/here-s-why-the-v8-audi-s4-is-an-awful-used-car-1676466510)

[striker2]

Im firmly convinced that "German engineering" is really just German engineers going to their meetings and saying "How can ve fuck vith ze Americans today?"

[wingnut]

zomg...

Ford Ranger FX4 Extended Cab Pickup 2 Door | eBay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Ranger-FX4-Extended-Cab-Pickup-2-Door-/331626608128)

[RealMcCoy]

zomg...

Ford Ranger FX4 Extended Cab Pickup 2 Door | eBay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Ranger-FX4-Extended-Cab-Pickup-2-Door-/331626608128)

So how long before someone asks him if it has a radio....?

[CoopKill]

^^I lol'D, and got yelled at!

[IPD]

Im firmly convinced that "German engineering" is really just German engineers going to their meetings and saying "How can ve fuck vith ze Americans today?"

Meh. I think everyone lumps all of the Deutschland brands together. I no way do I believe that a Porsche has the problems or issues that an Audi may have. Audi has always been crap. BMW hasn't been much better. Benz is, imho, still where it's at (for Germany cars, anyways). Especially the diesels. And VW's have been very, very good.

Meanwhile, GM can't make a car that doesn't squeek & rattle after 50,000 miles. Ford is JUST NOW coming to terms with offering Americans vehicles that they really want....because the rest of the world has been driving them for decades. And Chrysler is still clueless. The cold hard truth is that Honda/Toyota are still on top for reliability. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that Pugeot and Citroen probably rate higher on reliaibility than the US domestic brands...and that Alfa isn't even nearly as bad as it is demonized. Old, shared experiences die hard--so people (who have never owned/driven an Alfa) still believe the stories that held true in the 1960's about them--are still true.

http://dougdemuro.kinja.com/german-reliability-the-greatest-myth-ever-sold-to-amer-1572026115

p.s.
I agree with the part about germans being on top of their vehicle Mx. But if you believe that's a hit on the brand--because you feel that cars should last indefinitely despite being abused to shit...I certainly hope you're driving an SOHC 3/s.

[NickS VR4]

Found on /r/ImGoingToHellForThis

https://i.imgur.com/3kBvc5Q.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wh74kEo.jpg

[CoopKill]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11737803_10154590895436959_5650225767776994817_n.j pg?oh=57232312d0edfa72d392aa444b0ffa96&oe=5637C991

[NickS VR4]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1LO6uxy11I

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/Txdebrb.jpg

[IPD]

Here's how I know America is FUCKED. FUBAR.

Out of the two parties who actually CAN put someone in the white house, the leading candidates are Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump. We might as well send an emissary to kneel before Putin and beg him to take over.

[TT Eric]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11873508_1065007603510289_1229247339020492077_n.jp g?oh=e3f6f2298c8c815467fd47c3585e7e87&oe=5682DC2D

[Vantage]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/cat-saturday-33-photos-28.gif?w=300

[CoopKill]

Cats are evil demonic creatures.

[stealthee]

Not sure if this belongs here, or in Motivators

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/stealthee3k/2814_zpsfcowfb2u.jpeg (http://s239.photobucket.com/user/stealthee3k/media/2814_zpsfcowfb2u.jpeg.html)

[DocWalt]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6002c37aae8f5b56b0fbf25d302e2252/tumblr_nt4fjogBML1s2yegdo1_500.gif

[DocWalt]

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bRBxUMn9fW8/VS8jHpyuwXI/AAAAAAAARFg/Ic7mJGosqmc/w332-h443-no/15%2B-%2B1

[2fnloud]

Not sure if this belongs here, or in Motivators

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff92/stealthee3k/2814_zpsfcowfb2u.jpeg (http://s239.photobucket.com/user/stealthee3k/media/2814_zpsfcowfb2u.jpeg.html)

8316

Huh Huh?

[Echo419]

there is an ice cream company in the building next to us, "High Road Ice Cream". they deliver so there's your proverbial 2 birds. ;)

[onebadmollafolla]

Love him or hate him, he never tucks his tail between his legs. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/WDjK8bH.png

[rlacasse1]

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsxlsojhfw.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsxlsojhfw.jpg.html)

[Vantage]

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsxlsojhfw.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsxlsojhfw.jpg.html)

:lol7:

[Echo419]

Love him or hate him, he never tucks his tail between his legs. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/WDjK8bH.png
when I saw your post I thought. he totally pussed out, stood to the side with his head down holding his hands. then I scrolled down. :lol:

[RealMcCoy]

https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/11855688_773499566092533_935202372684494667_n.jpg? efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a5532b54bd223bb5f9012a1cd0650ca2&oe=5644983D&__gda__=1447073788_d8e4e2537337e79311cf442a5d394cc 0

[IPD]

4chan still wins. Reddit & everyone else doesn't even come close.

[IPD]

DailyTech - Kentucky Man Faces up to 10 Years in Prison for Shooting Drone Trespasser (http://www.dailytech.com/Kentucky+Man+Faces+up+to+10+Years+in+Prison+for+Sh ooting+Drone+Trespasser/article37465.htm#cmt982583)

[onebadmollafolla]

These people are delusional and will never make any progress when they act like children. Want to be listened to instead of just heard? Start acting like an adult and maybe you'll be given the time of day.

http://i.imgur.com/YGYnat9.png

[CoopKill]

Media infused ignorance...

[Echo419]

Some people just want to be a victim

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/oWk8CER.jpg

[DocWalt]

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/c21691419c/FXvAUw0vSyKVK9DWKKmO_Help%20is%20on%20the%20Way.gi f

[J-Groove]

I've now watched that 10 times! hahaha

[onebadmollafolla]

https://i.imgur.com/qTwlWqX.jpg

[IPD]

America?s most popular voting guide for elections, political issues, candidates, and poll data (http://www.isidewith.com/)

71% rand paul. and my response on every issue matches up best with a different candidate. IAW--there is no one candidate who can best represent my personal interests. As if I really needed yet another reason not to vote.

and before anyone asks, i'm moderate libertarian, according to the graphic. still inside the center block, slightly to the left & towards the top.

[stealthee]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

[HilbillyHomeboy]

This is old, but still amazes me every time I watch it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGTbQuhhluY

[stealthee]

God I love top fuel

[Echo419]

need one of those for the BRZ

[DocWalt]

need one of those for the BRZ

Yeah, just one at the throttle body and a massive turbo.

[IPD]

http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m520/savic666/GIFS/rd5jhzV.gif

[2fnloud]

http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m520/savic666/GIFS/rd5jhzV.gif

:Bwahaha:

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/v0N9qT6.jpg

[CoopKill]

"You're bullshitting me??
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2015 Mercedes-Benz C CLASS & he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive.

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshitting' me??

The social worker said, "Yeah, well you started it."

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/H3Fi14m.gif

[stealthee]

LOL Encino Man

[IPD]

One of my top 10 fav movies of all time.

[Echo419]

One of my top 10 fav movies of all time.

figures

[IPD]

I fucking hate it when copy links don't paste right... My apologies to anyone who clicked on the PREVIOUS link directly. I might have been horny and drunk last night....and that was unintentionally VERY NWS. This is the correct link.

Lucky.mp4 Video by savic666 | Photobucket (http://s1129.photobucket.com/user/savic666/media/GIFS/Lucky.mp4.html)

[CoopKill]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11899842_1190379814312937_4695698502931450916_n.pn g?oh=1a28f58c39668b957888fb49861b07e5&oe=563A45B1

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/H3Fi14m.gif

North Korea is best Korea. Watch out now...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q69mE40Lz8

[DocWalt]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9jc6l7ff--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/djamobrzzdqpmmbttxmy.gif

[Echo419]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9jc6l7ff--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/djamobrzzdqpmmbttxmy.gif

F.U.

:rant:

[CoopKill]

NWS Language!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvOgAPa_mkw

[rlacasse1]

hahahahahahahaha

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Big_zpsrctvqsfv.jpg (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Big_zpsrctvqsfv.jpg.html)

[CoopKill]

I think her perents devided by zero...Twice!


http://youtu.be/ScgFIKXKFkc

[stealthee]

One word answers it all... California

[Echo419]

it's a damn shame that she has a body like Sherk because it's got to be beyond easy to get her in bed. "Yeah, I'm Captain Awesome and the only way to save the world from killer Alien Hedgehogs is to smash with me right now" and she'd be like, "ok".

now that I think about it I bet she used to be hot as hell but she let her body go to shit. no way she could have to gotten by in life this long without ever being hot and being that dumb. there's just no way.

[TT Eric]

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11223852_10152933345161249_3869168935073774744_n.j pg?oh=f8ab6badf3da33618954bcb42d09e1d0&oe=5682C6D1

Eric

[Echo419]

huh?.

[stealthee]

huh?.

Women talk too much.

[CoopKill]

huh?.

You would only understand if you were not in constant use of a gag...

[RealMcCoy]

That stupid chick was too painful to watch for a whole 2:34.... I made it almost halfway.

[Boomer3000]

I made it ten seconds into her thing... That voice and way of speaking... I just can't.

[CoopKill]

SOUTHERN RULES FOR GRACIOUS LIVING AS
INTERPRETED BY THE REDNECK COMMUNITY
​

​GENERAL:



1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to
change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will,
it is still rude to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home.



DINING OUT:


1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands.​ ​




​ENTERTA​IN​ING IN​ YOUR HOME:

1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how
good his manners are.




PERSONAL HYGIENE:


1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of good money.
3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay bathing for a few days.
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.




DATING (Outside the Family):

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested:
"I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM. Others might say "Monday."
If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.



THEAT​E​R​ ​ETIQUETTE:


1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen.
Tests have proven they can't hear you.



WEDDINGS:

1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.



DRIVING ETIQUETTE:


1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11041658_925845514128241_7402228873101187295_n.jpg ?oh=70120b9329712536525209a5619bd3a8&oe=563B7057

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/H3Fi14m.gif

This is what North Korea got all worked up about - the training excercise the USA and South Korea did. Definitely worth your ten minutes if you have it.


https://youtu.be/XVXQlkpaC5k

[TT Eric]

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/1779681_985943094762099_6598024699724434907_n.jpg? oh=b197d0cd7381e43b32a5a5e309c5d97c&oe=56362B46

Eric

[onebadmollafolla]

Laughed WAY harder than I expected to. :lol:


https://youtu.be/nHc288IPFzk

[onebadmollafolla]

Woman got owned pretty badly here.

https://youtu.be/MREnHjatoMQ

[CoopKill]

Woman got owned pretty badly here.


http://youtu.be/MREnHjatoMQ
Too bad it does not happen more often.

[IPD]

This was linked after duck video. Would probably be most popular sport in 'muricah, if they made it a regular thing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBz6hLe-JAc

[Echo419]

I watched that before scrolling down. :lol:

[Vantage]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11896035_616063448536929_290486368601113046_n.jpg? oh=62e9744a5aa91f6e01c47a11593d6ac6&oe=56362D36

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11214302_1622388118022212_2570913438007584457_n.jp g?oh=c0e53b83b774c02467676177c01234e1&oe=5661B58E


http://acidcow.com/pics/20150831/these_things_true_01.jpg


http://acidcow.com/pics/20150831/these_things_true_51.jpg

[wingnut]

http://i60.tinypic.com/34zk7q9.jpg

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/n01mjoI.jpg

[Vantage]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r158/orbitup/tumblr_nskow7gNB91s02vreo1_500.jpg.gif

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/vFZwNIy.jpg

[anyonebutme]

image no longer exists.

[IPD]

image no longer exists.

This.

[stealthee]

I thought it might just be in my cache but I went to the link and it is still there too

http://i.imgur.com/vFZwNIy.jpg

[CoopKill]

http://media.giphy.com/media/Nx0ZTnwgpHrEI/giphy.gif

[IPD]

yeah, just doesn't show up at all, brian.

[TT Eric]

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10422213_942922205720694_2502447514906939523_n.jpg ?oh=0bd118cd4445083554eca5451001fa38&oe=565EB748

Eric

[Vantage]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1660779_10153667775031742_5104222486523509672_n.jp g?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e5f51ac0416cd4d4d90159ff73fb4492&oe=5664EFE3

[CoopKill]

New evidence released!

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10857864_1465061810469183_5762431276665346531_n.jp g?oh=7265f4a043ec8cc12b1057f3798701bf&oe=56602BDC

[onebadmollafolla]

https://i.imgur.com/fRkO2jO.jpg

[RealMcCoy]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11987114_943642385696706_9103272973778158869_n.jpg ?oh=6d38af6dbcb497e5f2673230ff808a4a&oe=567C0C9A

[rlacasse1]

God, solving problems and answering prayers, like a boss..................

http://i860.photobucket.com/albums/ab162/rlacasse1/Olympics_zpswnosjzrl.png (http://s860.photobucket.com/user/rlacasse1/media/Olympics_zpswnosjzrl.png.html)

[Vantage]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10431491_534246516727122_2437306356716854467_n.jpg ?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d0abf7bbbdec5e7ffa266ea2636e089f&oe=56A550D3

[RealMcCoy]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/blacky61/Mobile%20Uploads/photo_zps70a75e0c.jpg

[TT Eric]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11923557_870266663062635_8137444705720142076_n.jpg ?oh=847e52dc92f690422531f4e9ee31c666&oe=566D94F9

Eric

[Echo419]

http://i.imgur.com/vOozw3Z.jpg

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i.imgur.com/XwqEqah.jpg

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i.imgur.com/i6csmkY.jpg

[Chris@Rvengeperformance]

http://i.imgur.com/XwqEqah.jpg

I guess the guys who made this never used microsoft edge

[IPD]

http://i.imgur.com/i6csmkY.jpg

It's amazing how clueless and blighted the iSheeple I work with are. They tout everything from reliability to ease of use as to why they stick with Crapple. And they collectively cite all PC's as being unreliable. Which is about like saying "I use a push-bike for daily transportation because all cars are unreliable."

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/aubBt62.jpg?1

[CoopKill]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11988291_977949608915539_7227972727282385514_n.jpg ?oh=c2d9ae0cc49b0a68061775e18c234ba4&oe=56659AD8

[RealMcCoy]

http://i.imgur.com/p2rw7vA.png

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11226044_10153231032872424_1062453154035164277_n.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=bdbb5b3d2991f1bd4c0e637ced281902&oe=56646753