alright, which one of you was this??

[sketch]

TIFU: Was showing my car to a potential buyer only to find a surprise under the hood. : tifu (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9gy4/tifu_was_showing_my_car_to_a_potential_buyer_only/)

[nodoze]

lolz how did you find my story ..... j/k of course it was a "magnum" what else would it be in astory like this

[sketch]

i guess you could say that i... *sunglasses* ...read it??

[BigTyla]

Haha first comment down is priceless.

[Dbeltran24]

last comment is the perfect ending.

and

lol at "exact opposite of a willy wonka golden ticket"

[Granny]

I can not lie. It wasn't me...:shake2:

[dbest671]

Damnit... Don kept telling the guy it was a CHALLENGER.... :suspect:

Seriously though... if he was a quick thinker he could have said "wonder what flew out the window from the car in from of me when I went to the store".

[BigTyla]

Here's another good one:

TIFU. Dutch-ovened myself, puked. : tifu (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s1gvi/tifu_dutchovened_myself_puked/)

[sketch]

TIFU: Killed a dog : tifu (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rb12g/tifu_killed_a_dog/)

[sketch]

i can't stop reading some of these.

[DocWalt]

Wow, this entire section of reddit is awesomely full of fail.

[sketch]

i had one the other day that i was considering submitting:
turned on shower, took a piss, opened up a new bar of soap, threw wrapper in the shower and then the soap in the toilet.

if i didn't stop myself there i probably would have attempted to flush the trash bin.

[box]

threw wrapper in the shower and then the soap in the toilet.

wait, you throw soap wrappers down the toilet?

[sketch]

wait, you throw soap wrappers down the toilet?

no, my brain was...not functioning properly.

[DocWalt]

TIFU: I turned on the shower, took a piss, opened up a new bar of soap, proceeded to throw the wrapper into the shower and then the soap in the toilet. : tifu (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tigja/tifu_i_turned_on_the_shower_took_a_piss_opened_up/)

lulz. sketch?

[sketch]

you found me!

though i apparently missed out on fuck up of the week to the bondage girl freak out one.

[DocWalt]

Yeah, I saw that haha.