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mike92stealthtt
09-14-2010, 11:15 PM
So have any of you tried out 4 locos? I swear this crap has hit Penn State like a tidal wave and everyone is drinking it (except me)

It's equivalent to 4 beers and 8 cups of coffee, and is loaded with sugar. I've seen 200 lb guys get wasted off of 2 cans.

Here's a 4 locos youtube vid equivalent to the quality of the drink.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U

rawavr4
09-14-2010, 11:17 PM
I was stumbling to the bathroom after 1 can. I love em.

mike92stealthtt
09-14-2010, 11:19 PM
I was stumbling to the bathroom after 1 can. I love em.

Be careful with these man. Stimulants and depressants in this quantity can spell heart problems. 1's probably okay but when people do 3 or more I get scared for them.

onebadmollafolla
09-14-2010, 11:20 PM
So have any of you tried out 4 locos? I swear this crap has hit Penn State like a tidal wave and everyone is drinking it (except me)

It's equivalent to 4 beers and 8 cups of coffee, and is loaded with sugar. I've seen 200 lb guys get wasted off of 2 cans.

Here's a 4 locos youtube vid equivalent to the quality of the drink.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U


I drink that shizz for breakfast.



Seriously though, I've never heard of it.

11secondFWD
09-14-2010, 11:20 PM
Its all my buddy drinks, but I have to pass on the four loko.

rawavr4
09-14-2010, 11:24 PM
Be careful with these man. Stimulants and depressants in this quantity can spell heart problems. 1's probably okay but when people do 3 or more I get scared for them.

Yup I know. That's why i stopped at 1. After that we went to the bar and he kept drinking, but I opted for water.

mike92stealthtt
09-14-2010, 11:30 PM
I drink that shizz for breakfast.

Seriously though, I've never heard of it.

A bottle shop should have it. You won't find it at any beer distributor or Wine and Spirits in PA.

akotten
09-14-2010, 11:33 PM
Hmm....never heard of them. Are they spendy?

11secondFWD
09-14-2010, 11:33 PM
In toledo ohio, every gas station, carry out, convenient mart, party store, liquor store ect has four loco. Maybe because I live in the hood and thats all people drink.

FeaRpb
09-14-2010, 11:38 PM
People have been drinking them where I am at for years and I still have yet to try them. Its mostly the females that love the shit out of them.

Prizefighter
09-14-2010, 11:39 PM
Its like the plague here in VA. Every kid I know loves them, its horrible!

TwoXist
09-14-2010, 11:58 PM
I don't know a single person who has tried one. So i guess this means i know what i will be doing this weekend. But coming from a Everclear and Monster drinker i don't expect much.

Marc
09-15-2010, 12:07 AM
It's way too sugary tasting for me. 4Loco = Diabetes in a can. :)

TocVR4
09-15-2010, 12:13 AM
I don't know a single person who has tried one. So i guess this means i know what i will be doing this weekend. But coming from a Everclear and Monster drinker i don't expect much.

Everclear and Rockstar for me

mike92stealthtt
09-15-2010, 12:38 AM
Hmm....never heard of them. Are they spendy?

3 bucks in PA

onebadmollafolla
09-15-2010, 12:44 AM
I have a feeling these probably taste horrible. A chick I know gave me a drink of this stuff called "Juice" or "Jooce" (something like that) and it's in a huge energy can and is like 14% alcohol. Tasted just awful.

AgentOblivious
09-15-2010, 12:45 AM
Its like a jaegerbomb in a can?

mike92stealthtt
09-15-2010, 12:55 AM
Its like a jaegerbomb in a can?

More like a cherry bomb... which is red bull and vodka.

Honduran718
09-15-2010, 01:04 AM
Last time I had one I went to a club. drank two, literally right before I went in and then had 3 long island ice t's. woke up the next morning with a brused face and still clueless as to how it happened. all i know is that there was a fight and i sure as hell lost. lol. damn 4loco

mike92stealthtt
09-15-2010, 01:12 AM
Last time I had one I went to a club. drank two, literally right before I went in and then had 3 long island ice t's. woke up the next morning with a brused face and still clueless as to how it happened. all i know is that there was a fight and i sure as hell lost. lol. damn 4loco

Haha well if you drank another 4 loco in the morning your face wouldn't hurt at least.

Igovert500
09-15-2010, 01:17 PM
Last weekend my friend and I decided we would see what all the hype is about. We went out and bought 8. We attempted to try every flavor. Most of the taste pretty bad; the blue one we dubbed "dragon's piss". I think the only one I would consider drinking again would be the yellow/red can I think it was raspberry lemonade or something. After drinking about 3 each we went out to the bar and followed it up with a few pitchers of Yuengling and a few Rocky Mountain MFs shots. Got home drank the other 2 and then watched tv until we passed out. I remember the entire thing, and nothing out of the ordinary occurred, ie our hearts didn't explode. That being said, we both consume a hell of alot of alcohol and energy drinks on a daily basis. I think if you don't drink often this could easily be a blackout in a can...for less than $3 I can understand why these things are popular w/ the college crowd.

B-Man
09-15-2010, 01:20 PM
I just heard about them last weekend. They're pretty tasting for being 12% alcohol.

onebadmollafolla
10-06-2010, 11:05 AM
A few buddies and I found some of these at the gas station after the bar last night. I will say this, if you've been drinking beforehand and polish one of these off before calling it quits you'll be floored. Equal to drinking a 6 pack of beer in one drink. Worst part is, it was pretty good.

CoreyB
10-06-2010, 11:59 AM
I gotta stay away from those.

SilverJester
10-06-2010, 01:54 PM
Hmm I'll have to try one of these out this weekend if I can find it. Also have to try out the alcoholic whipped cream I saw the other day at the liquor store.

beepbeep
10-06-2010, 02:20 PM
I've heard some horror stories involving these...though mainly the story-tellers were girls. Low tolerance=FTL

MK_94_3000GT
10-06-2010, 03:26 PM
These keep bar tabs down!!! $2 before the bar and then go out. Wonderful haha, some of them taste straight awful, the orange one (orange flavored haha) tastes like shit. They pack quite a punch haha, I cant say I really enjoy the taste but a few of them are easy enough to get through. Way better than bringing beer or liquor to my friends places (no sharing, less money). They've been around for quite some time now

blackrob
10-06-2010, 03:33 PM
I like the fruit punch one's. It's the only flavor I have found that I like. I drink one of them to get the night started right. It's like drinking 3 beers and drinking a couple of the tall redbulls at once. I don't go past one or I may never go to sleep though. Everyone should try it at least once, but remember it's not a high quality drink. There is a reason that it's 2 bucks and they sell them at every convient store. ;)

akotten
10-06-2010, 04:48 PM
Everclear and Rockstar for me


I don't know a single person who has tried one. So i guess this means i know what i will be doing this weekend. But coming from a Everclear and Monster drinker i don't expect much.

Yes! those combos = WIN

TT4ME
10-06-2010, 08:16 PM
This must be a dirty south thing.

With all the drinking up here, I've never heard of it.

Amphiron
10-06-2010, 08:36 PM
I used to drink the watermelon ones. My friends would always call me a pussy because i'd be hammered after one.

SkorpioLT
10-06-2010, 08:38 PM
yeah every party I go to around here, one of my friends always brings them with him. I tasted a few of em and I gotta say the grape one is the worst.... tastes like grape lemonade with 10x more sugar in it. Alcohol + energy drink simply cannot be a good mix. I still prefer drinking a 6 pack over that....

terrets
10-13-2010, 03:19 AM
Itd be sweet without the 8 cups of coffee and tons of sugar.

HilbillyHomeboy
10-13-2010, 08:43 AM
Seems like the reincarnation of Cisco to me(except Cisco wasn't loaded with stimulants, that I know of anyway). None of y'all are really old enough to remember Cisco. It was sold in basically a wine bottle, tasted good and had a warning on it that said "this is not a wine cooler" lol. Two of them would knock you stupid(if you could make it that far), nearly to the point of hallucination. It got banned many years ago & I still miss it. Cheap as hell, just like this stuff and the only place to find it was the hood.

Jeremy

VR4's-kick-ass
10-13-2010, 07:17 PM
shit is awful but it gets you HAMMERED. after 2 i was stumbling.

onebadmollafolla
10-13-2010, 07:41 PM
shit is awful but it gets you HAMMERED. after 2 i was stumbling.

Tried the blue 4 Loko last night. That was quite a migration from the scotch I was drinking just before.

green-lantern
10-13-2010, 07:56 PM
So have any of you tried out 4 locos? I swear this crap has hit Penn State like a tidal wave and everyone is drinking it (except me)

It's equivalent to 4 beers and 8 cups of coffee, and is loaded with sugar. I've seen 200 lb guys get wasted off of 2 cans.

Here's a 4 locos youtube vid equivalent to the quality of the drink.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U

I don't know if I have the words.....all I can say is I'd rather have a hot poker shoved into my nutsack than try this product after watching that video.......and I only got through 20-30 seconds!

MADMarc
10-14-2010, 01:24 AM
shit is awful

I'm with him. It tastes like a bad Sparks...as if Sparks wasn't bad enough :P Waaaay too much of a malt liquor taste to it. I prefer spending the extra cash for some good beer and an energy drink ;)

Unknownvr4
10-14-2010, 04:42 AM
I used to drink the watermelon ones. My friends would always call me a pussy because i'd be hammered after one.

Im with him. I had 2 of the lemonade ones the other night and i was on the floor.. couldnt recall much from that night after that.....

HilbillyHomeboy
10-14-2010, 09:59 AM
Ohhhhh ok, after cruising the net doing some research I now know what it is. It used to only be called "four". I have had it about 3-4 years ago. Didn't really fuck me up anymore than a Sparx, but I drink a lot of red bull and vodka so I'm used to the upper/downer effect.

Jeremy

EZnTn
10-14-2010, 10:24 PM
I'll just stick with scotch ..

terrets
10-15-2010, 02:11 AM
Ill just stick with rum .. Or yagar .. or beer .. :D

HilbillyHomeboy
10-15-2010, 09:43 AM
Yeah, beer is my #1 staple. Followed by vodka & red bull, and some white lightning in moderation.

Jeremy

onebadmollafolla
10-26-2010, 04:40 PM
ಠ_ಠ

http://i.imgur.com/0A4cF.png

terrets
10-26-2010, 04:45 PM
Oh jeez. :lol:

netgirlie
10-26-2010, 04:56 PM
My friend that usually drinks long island ice tea tried this and was knocked on her ass after two. They are trying to get this banned in some areas.

Goallie11
10-26-2010, 05:01 PM
I work in a liquor store and we sell a lot of them, never had one myself though. I'm not an energy drink drinker.

Apparently they've been on the news recently and some people are expecting them to get pulled because it appeals to minors or something? I see no reason to ban it. But some guy did come in and told us his friends daughter said that she could buy them, it was assumed this girl wasn't 21. That shouldn't be happening unless whoever sold them isn't checking ID's so I don't know if it's a widespread thing or not.

HilbillyHomeboy
11-16-2010, 06:03 PM
Get 'em while you can...dun dun dun

http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/16/alcohol.caffeine.drinks/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn


(CNN) -- The Food and Drug Administration is preparing to ban caffeinated alcohol drinks, Sen. Charles Schumer said Tuesday.

The FDA, which has been reviewing the drinks since last year, declined to comment on the report. Spokeswoman Siobhan Delancey said the matter was still under review.

But Schumer, in a statement issued to the media, said the FDA will rule that caffeine is an unsafe additive to alcoholic beverages, effectively banning them from the U.S. market.

"Let these rulings serve as a warning to anyone who tried to peddle dangerous and toxic brews to our children. Do it and we will shut you down," Schumer, D-New York, said in the statement.

Critics say such drinks -- leading brands include Four Loko and Joose -- mix as much as three cups of coffee with three cans of beer and are designed to appeal to younger consumers accustomed to consuming high-caffeine energy drinks.

A 23.5-ounce can of Four Loko contains either 6 or 12 percent alcohol by volume, depending on state regulations.

The combination of caffeine and alcohol -- which also is found in drinks like rum and cola -- allows drinkers to consume alcohol for a longer period of time without headaches, dry mouth or other unpleasant side effects, according to Kevin Clauson, an associate professor of pharmacy at Nova Southeastern University in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Schumer's office said a recent study found that young drinkers who combine alcohol and caffeine are more likely to be injured, sexually assaulted, drive while drinking and require medical attention than those who drink non-caffeinated drinks.

In the latest news, several Washington state college students became ill in October after drinking Four Loko.

Phusion Products, the manufacturer of Four Loko, did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment.

But the company said in a letter to regulators posted on its website last week that it disagrees that the mixture is inherently unsafe.

"If mixing caffeine and alcohol is the most pressing concern, addressing it would be best accomplished by creating laws that apply to the entire caffeinated alcoholic beverage category -- not specific, individual products and not just beers or malt-based products," the company said in its letter. "This is especially important given that liquor-based beverages have three to four times the alcohol content as products like ours. If product-specific bans remain the preferred course of action, we will protect our rights as a business to the fullest extent of the law."

If the FDA does move to ban the drinks, they would join New York, Washington, Utah, Michigan and Oklahoma in ejecting the products from store shelves.

akotten
11-16-2010, 06:14 PM
And another attempt to take away our freedoms...great. I just wish people could be a little more responsible (when they drink) so things like this wouldn't have to happen.

sketch
11-16-2010, 06:46 PM
i gave up caffeine about 2 months ago, otherwise i'd try them out. other than that, i keep hearing about them on facebook, etc. 12-18% ABV, tons of caffeine & sugar.

soon to be banned in MA, federal ban possibly coming soon. i have seen tiny girls (5' - 5'6") who weight 115 pounds soaking wet [attempt to] drink 2 or 3, epic things happened.

i feel like i should buy a few of each for when i decide i want to have some caffeine again...i feel another muumuu incident happening at that point.

HilbillyHomeboy
11-16-2010, 07:31 PM
I wonder if they realize that you can also buy pre-mixed Jack & Coke? That will have to go under this ban...

Jeremy

mike92stealthtt
11-16-2010, 08:29 PM
Get 'em while you can...dun dun dun

http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/16/alcohol.caffeine.drinks/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

There the government goes again at trying to protect the population by taking away their freedoms. Where in the constitution does it grant the federal government authority to do such things?

sketch
11-16-2010, 09:29 PM
BAAHAHAHAHA

relevant ITT: "Honest Four Loko Commercial" http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943435

also, i hear that the purple flavor (yes, purple. i hear that it is more accurate than "grape") tastes like dimetapp.

91stealthrt2
11-16-2010, 10:00 PM
They are on a temp(120 day) ban here in WA. Pretty much because of the incident at CWU.

Alex3000gt
11-16-2010, 11:31 PM
6-12% alcohol really doesn't seem that insane to me?

akotten
11-16-2010, 11:36 PM
6-12% alcohol really doesn't seem that insane to me?

I know same here....but theyr'e cheap and have fruity flavors haha. Pretty sure I saw them listed at $1.99/ea at a gas station here.

91stealthrt2
11-16-2010, 11:39 PM
I've never drank one, but from what I heard was that because it's an energy drink people get too drunk before realizing the effects. Doesn't help that most of the people drinking them are younger crowd who are not always that responsible when they drink anyhow.

onebadmollafolla
11-17-2010, 12:07 AM
It's absolutely insane. They are taking them off the market because they are cheap, essentially. You can buy pure grain alcohol, or more expensive mixes like Jeremy already mentioned. However, they are not in the same price range. Think Jack and Coke will go off the market? No. Younger people can't afford it and thus it will stay. If people are going to make poor choices, that's their fault. They don't have any commercials that target young kids. Unbelievable this is happening. I'd be curious to see under what grounds in court that this holds up.

Goallie11
11-17-2010, 12:59 AM
It's absolutely insane. They are taking them off the market because they are cheap, essentially. You can buy pure grain alcohol, or more expensive mixes like Jeremy already mentioned. However, they are not in the same price range. Think Jack and Coke will go off the market? No. Younger people can't afford it and thus it will stay. If people are going to make poor choices, that's their fault. They don't have any commercials that target young kids. Unbelievable this is happening. I'd be curious to see under what grounds in court that this holds up.

Thats exactly how I feel. If they ban four loko then the case can easily be made to ban all alcoholic beverages because people can be irresponsible with anything. It's these damn liberals taking away what they don't think we should do! Just like them banning happy meals in san Francisco because its unhealthy. Ridiculous.

But they've already won because the makers have decided to remove the caffeine and other stuff from it. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40222080/ns/health-addictions/

terrets
11-17-2010, 02:18 AM
Would anyone like to move to Canada with me? I need a change in government.

green-lantern
11-17-2010, 05:55 AM
Would anyone like to move to Canada with me? I need a change in government.

Canada is more liberal than the states. Agentoblivious is a good example :lo5l:

The people get what they deserve. They wanted change and they got it. I tell you what, the FDA it trying to take control of anything you ingest. It will get worse with them.

sketch
11-17-2010, 10:06 AM
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/massachusetts-bans-four-loko/

beepbeep
11-17-2010, 10:25 AM
i tell you what, the fda it trying to take control of anything they don't get kickbacks for. It will get worse with them.

ftfy.

TonyM
11-17-2010, 10:33 AM
My local liquor store voluntarily pulled it already, can't say I blame them, I think this stuff is awful. It all started 4-5 years ago with Sparxx or whatever it was, I remember kids bringing them into class, no concealing or anything, because nobody assumed it contained alcohol.

In my opinion, this stuff doesn't need a Federal ban, but it is a horrid product. Just like drinking tons of red bull will give you hard palpitations, 'uppers' and 'downers' taken at the same time have nasty effects on your system. I've known quite a few people that have ended up in a hospital bed after a night with too many jaeger bombs or vodka red bulls.

I don't drink this Loko stuff but at $1.99/can and some people not even IDing young kids when selling it, it's a recipe for disaster, as evidenced. I'm glad it's being pulled from shelves voluntarily by some stores. Of course, one can easily drive over to the ghetto and find gas stations selling all varieties.

Mikes2nd
11-17-2010, 10:40 AM
whatever kids should be able to buy crack... you guys are socialists :)

don't tread on me...

we need to get rid Obama! And banks should be able to steal my money! Im the fool who deposited it!

HilbillyHomeboy
11-17-2010, 10:42 AM
I can't imagine drinking enough red bull and vodka to end up in the hospital. Of course I'm not a kiddo that doesn't know when to stop either. :) I used to drink Sparxx too, but the taste turned me off pretty quick. Before Sparxx, they had regular "four", it was on and off the shelves real quick due to the wormwood controversy. But yeah, I can see where inexpereinced drinkers could get themselves in real trouble, real quick.

I go through a case of red bull(at least) and a few bottles of cherry vodka every weekend(split between my wife & I). Cherry bombs > Jager bombs. I had my fill of Jager back in high school and college.

Jeremy

sketch
11-17-2010, 10:44 AM
whatever kids should be able to buy crack... you guys are socialists :)

don't tread on me...

we need to get rid Obama! And banks should be able to steal my money! Im the fool who deposited it!
http://captionsearch.com/pix/t1gb4klq3.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
11-17-2010, 10:45 AM
^ :Clap:

Jeremy

TonyM
11-17-2010, 10:55 AM
I can't imagine drinking enough red bull and vodka to end up in the hospital. Of course I'm not a kiddo that doesn't know when to stop either. :) I used to drink Sparxx too, but the taste turned me off pretty quick. Before Sparxx, they had regular "four", it was on and off the shelves real quick due to the wormwood controversy. But yeah, I can see where inexpereinced drinkers could get themselves in real trouble, real quick.

I go through a case of red bull(at least) and a few bottles of cherry vodka every weekend(split between my wife & I). Cherry bombs > Jager bombs. I had my fill of Jager back in high school and college.

Jeremy

I can't either, but it has happened. That much caffeine in your system is just overload. Knowing when to stop is the differentiator between responsible persons and irresponsibles persons, but the stuff is still bad for you. I had a buddy who worked construction as a supervisor, he'd have 2-3 Monsters a day. One morning he'd had 2 before 8am, he was shaking so bad whil operating machinery they sent him home.

Four Loko seems to have some fad status with younger people, because it's cheap and is considered a 'blackout in a can'. I talk to some of the younger guys from my fraternity chapter who are still in college and they generally pregame with 2-3 Lokos and blackout the rest of the night. While some may consider that fun, I can't help but feel no pity when I see emails about how so and so can't find their car keys, wallet, or explain what the hell happened the night prior.

And for the record, I'm no anti-drinker. My kegerator is always stocked and we generally go through a few bottles of liquor every weekend as well due to college football Saturdays and the like.

And I agree, just about anything is better than Jaeger, yet for some reason I still get suckered into taking shots every once in awhile. What is 10X better than Jaerger-Red Bull is Jaeger root beer. Don't take my word for it, try it for yourself, it's actually pretty damned good.

HilbillyHomeboy
11-17-2010, 11:13 AM
I should clarify that I only drink red bull on the weekend with cherry vodka. Outside of that, I am 100% caffeine free. I think people that go through nine thousand pots of coffee a week, plus drink caffeinated cola all day, are way worse than what I do. I can't stand caffeine, or uppers period. Never understood the point. :confused: Bombers don't phase me because of the upper/downer balancing act. If I tried to drink a regular old red bull....oh dear lord I can't even imagine. A Dr. Pepper will give me horrible shakes.

Vitals for my wife and I are always absolutely perfect, and we've both hit it hard over the years. We understand the fire we're playing with though. :D

There's no way I can bring myself to drink Jager anymore, period. Budweiser, cherry bombs, and shine are the only thing I will drink if I'm looking for a buzz.

Jeremy

sketch
11-17-2010, 11:25 AM
oh, jager....funny thing, while I was rummaging for food in the garage freezer the other night I noticed the nearly fully bottle of jager I put on the door a while back. Jager alone, not so good. Frozen jager....delicious IMO. One shot after a meal supposedly helps with digestion.

HilbillyHomeboy
11-17-2010, 11:26 AM
Straight out of the freezer is the only way I would drink it back in the day. Warm = :barf: though I've done it plenty o times, lol.

Jeremy

green-lantern
11-17-2010, 11:59 AM
ftfy.

Oh hell yeah, good fix! That is what I meant lol


I'd buy a case of that shit if I could find it. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it becomes a collector thing.

Goallie11
11-17-2010, 12:11 PM
I don't stand up for hardly anything but banning four loko is something that I am firmly against. I can't believe there are people out there who think this stuff has to be controlled! There used to be a thing called survival of the fittest before all these liberals came about.

They shouldn't be punishing a company because people don't know responsibility. For people in states that are considering banning it you need to call your representatives and tell them to ban all alcohol because people can't control that either.

RL7
11-18-2010, 07:24 PM
Seems like the reincarnation of Cisco to me(except Cisco wasn't loaded with stimulants, that I know of anyway). None of y'all are really old enough to remember Cisco. It was sold in basically a wine bottle, tasted good and had a warning on it that said "this is not a wine cooler" lol. Two of them would knock you stupid(if you could make it that far), nearly to the point of hallucination. It got banned many years ago & I still miss it. Cheap as hell, just like this stuff and the only place to find it was the hood.

Jeremy

I'm pretty sure randomly picked up a couple Ciscos a few years ago. It was orange and I think it was in a normal sized beer bottle. I did get it from a super-ghetto shop. I remember the "warning" on the label as well. Didn't really think anything of it besides that. I guess it could have been on the shelf for years, but I think they still sell it. Probably varies state to state.

I had a decent amount of this 4-locos stuff at a beer-festival. I didn't realize it had caffeine in it. Tasted like all the other sweet high alcohol content pseudo-beers. Stupid government wasting their time with this crap. I hate how the government thinks it has to protect people from everything. You're stupid-you die-the end. Darwinism works if we would just allow it to.

HilbillyHomeboy
11-18-2010, 07:43 PM
Cisco is pure evil. I wish I could find some. Had some good times (I think) on that "wine". Looks like you are right, I was always told it was banned. I know I haven't seen any for over a decade....hmm the hunt begins. :D

http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html

Cisco
18% alc. by vol.
Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.

In 1991, Cisco's tendency to cause a temporary form of inebriated insanity led the Federal Trade Commission to require its bottlers to print a warning on the label (above right). The FTC also forced them to drop their marketing slogan, "Takes You by Surprise," even though it was entirely accurate. Read the FTC's full investigation on their own web page at this link. Since those days, Cisco is harder to find outside the slums, although the FTC's demonizing of the drink only bolstered its reputation for getting people trashed. Anyone who overlooks the warning and confuses this with a casual wine cooler is going to get more than they bargained for. Cisco will make a new man out of you. And he wants some too.

The bolded parts are 100% spot on. I haven't tried this 4 Lokos stuff, but I'll guarantee it ain't got shit on Cisco.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cisco

Cisco wine is a bum wine. It is for the lowest of the lowest of society, to go from zero to drunk in $0.99. Its alcohol content is 18%, and is known to cause hallucinations and psychotic episodes.

lolololololol...I love it. It's funny cuz it's true. Must find some...

Jeremy

akotten
11-18-2010, 08:14 PM
Cisco is pure evil. I wish I could find some. Had some good times (I think) on that "wine". Looks like you are right, I was always told it was banned. I know I haven't seen any for over a decade....hmm the hunt begins. :D

http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html

Is this stuff still around? sounds tasty. I always liked wine.

The bolded parts are 100% spot on. I haven't tried this 4 Lokos stuff, but I'll guarantee it ain't got shit on Cisco.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cisco


lolololololol...I love it. It's funny cuz it's true. Must find some...

Jeremy

Is this stuff still around? I've always liked wine.

sketch
11-18-2010, 11:27 PM
banned in Massachusetts as of tomorrow.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/11/state_bans_beve.html

HilbillyHomeboy
11-19-2010, 08:38 AM
Is this stuff still around? I've always liked wine.

It appears it is still around. I remember searching the internet a few years ago about it and it was nothing but people begging for it to come back.

It's not wine per se. I mean the manufacturer says it is, but don't expect it to taste like "wine". It's more like a wine cooler or malt beverage taste, not all flavors are equal either from what I remember. From what I've read last night it's hard as hell to find. Typically only ghetto type places have it. I know when I drank it there was only one place that carried it, and it was right in the middle of the hood. That was back in the early 90's.

Jeremy

akotten
11-19-2010, 02:07 PM
My final assignment in my Tech Comm. class is to debate a topic with another classmate. We have chosen this as our topic today. Should be rather interesting. Unfortunately, I'll probably be the one that gets stuck opposing the stuff.

sketch
11-19-2010, 02:29 PM
My final assignment in my Tech Comm. class is to debate a topic with another classmate. We have chosen this as our topic today. Should be rather interesting. Unfortunately, I'll probably be the one that gets stuck opposing the stuff.

bring in a can to drink during the debate.
stage props always help with presentation

AdamVR4
11-19-2010, 04:46 PM
Ha, the FDA is now the moral authority. That's rich.

The same corrupted group that allowed aspartame into diet drinks (and gum) in spite of all the evidence of it causing neurological problems and cancer in lab mice.

It cracks me the fuck up when I see obese people order huge helpings of food, dessert, and a "diet" soda. They think they're making the right decision (albeit a pathetically small one) and they couldn't be further from the truth.

I tried a 4 LOKO a few weeks ago... It was alright. I'll stick to drinking everything else, thanks.

Roy
11-19-2010, 05:38 PM
After hearing about this stuff on almost every forum I visit, I've decided to give it a try. I picked up a can of the "Fruit Punch" flavored s**t from a gas station for $2.29. I'm fully expecting it to taste like moldy fruit, we shall see. I also grabbed a can of "Jooce" which was only 10% alcohol.

(And No, I wasn't drinking it while driving)
http://roycormier.net/4loko.jpg

CoreyB
11-19-2010, 05:42 PM
Nice, report back later.

Roy
11-19-2010, 06:58 PM
Well guys,

I am DRUNK!

It isn't any different than a few jager bombs, or a 6-pack of beer, but for $2.29 it gave me one hell of a buzz.

Thats saying a lot considering I drank an entire 24-pack of beer to myself last weekend. Now, I'm definitely not an alcoholic, I work during the week and don't drink a drop of alcohol until Fri/Sat, and Sunday if theres a football game.

The Fruit Punch flavor tasted sort of good at first, then as time went on it tasted worse and worse. Now I'm done and If I go upstairs and hurl, I think I might feel better, actually, I'd put money on me feeling better if I threw up right now.

The plan tonight was to play COD Black Ops after work, but I'm far too inebriated (i cant believe I could even spell that right now) to get any kills, so I'm going to nap until 9PM, and hopefully this shit will have worn off, so I can drink real beer.

Thats' all I've got for now...

EDIT: Its' been about another 10-20 minutes now and I'm starting to feel better. I don't feel like sleeping anymore, got a pretty good buzzed feeling going on. I'm doin' some facebook trolling now.

EDIT #2: Its 7:14 and I'm still awake. As time goes on I'm feeling a hell of a lot better. But I know I better sleep if I want to stay up all night...
http://roycormier.net/4loko2.jpg

http://roycormier.net/4loko3.jpg

HilbillyHomeboy
11-19-2010, 09:00 PM
LMAO, sweet pics! I'm going to have to track down some of this stuff.

Jeremy

CoreyB
11-19-2010, 09:23 PM
Thanks for the update. Apparently its worth the $2.39

R/T93
11-19-2010, 11:22 PM
I love the 2 fingered grasp on the turbo, lol.

They got banned from WA state stores earlier this week, I havent had one yet :/ Maybe I can find a store selling them this weekend and give one a try.