Puzzling Philosophical Question, Plus Girlfriend Drama (Real or Imagined, You Decide)

[whitedragon]

I was having a mild conversation in the chatbox today, and another poster posed this profound dilemma.

"Are cats omniscient, or merely underfoot?"

I really like cats, and I like LolCats, and I feel like each one is trying to tell me something. What do you all think?

Also, there's this girl that I really like but she totally ignores me accept whenever I call and she's totally mean to me all the time except whenever we're hanging out together, and she only likes to do things that I don't like, except when I like them too.

Oh, she also is a total slob except whenever she cleans up and she totally accuses me of being a slob (I think I am, but how dare she say it!!?!??!) except when she doesn't.

I totally like this girl I think but she's totally mean to me except like when she isnt, which is all the time, and it's really bugging me and I don't know what to do. How can I get her to like me?

Advice?

Should I totally like ask her to marry me, you think she'll like me then? :lo5l:

[j2k4]

Sounds like the girl of your dreams/nightmares.

I think you should ignore her/kneel before her in total submission.

I hope this solves your dilemma.

I like cats, too - I have four of them, but none of mine are omniscient, and only one of them is underfoot.

[j2k4]

After re-reviewing your quandary, you're sounding like a bit of a weinie.

Real women like bratwurst and other large sausages.

[AdamVR4]

Surprise butt sex should do the trick.

[whitedragon]

Continuing the story. The other day, we watched my favorite movie, "Varsity Blues". She told me she doesn't understand why I like it so much! What should I do? This has been cause for much emo introspection on my part.

[AgentOblivious]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTI0VGtFEruBFzQS7W8q3TnrWcSSaGPj 1731EnVL06Urm90UrJ2&t=1

Sorry couldn't resist...

If you two can still get along despite everything she does then don't worry about it too much...I'd say its worse when all you get out of her is "oh nothing" and "its fine"...but what do I know?

[Zaroth]

Ask her out.

Worst case scenario she says no and you're in the same position as before(minus a "hangout buddy").

Best case scenario you have a girlfriend thats rude, doesn't want to hangout with you and you have nothing in common with.


BTW, how old is this girl?

[j2k4]

...there's this girl that I really like but she totally ignores me accept whenever I call and she's totally mean to me all the time except whenever we're hanging out together, and she only likes to do things that I don't like, except when I like them too.

Oh, she also is a total slob except whenever she cleans up and she totally accuses me of being a slob (I think I am, but how dare she say it!!?!??!) except when she doesn't.

I totally like this girl I think but she's totally mean to me except like when she isnt, which is all the time, and it's really bugging me and I don't know what to do. How can I get her to like me?

Advice?

Should I totally like ask her to marry me, you think she'll like me then? :lo5l:


Surprise butt sex should do the trick.

Just so.


Continuing the story. The other day, we watched my favorite movie, "Varsity Blues". She told me she doesn't understand why I like it so much! What should I do? This has been cause for much emo introspection on my part.

My God, man how many times do you need to be told?

Don't forget the Sausage Major.

[bluefox1081]

Slap her...women love to get beat. They say they don't, and she might break up with you, but it'll only be temporary. She'll probably come back to you crying within a few days, professing her love for you.


:awesome:

[j2k4]

Slap her...women love to get beat. They say they don't, and she might break up with you, but it'll only be temporary. She'll probably come back to you crying within a few days, professing her love for you.


:awesome:

Do you mean to say that a dry sausage major in the brown eye won't cause enough discomfort?

Ah, whatever...she'll never leave you now, anyway.

You are so screwed.

[AgentOblivious]

And here I was thinking that just seeming disinterested and offering the occasional put down comment on her figure was enough...

[STLVR4]

I've haven't laughed at a thread so much since Steve68's epic "5 year build" thread.

Doug, I have a new found respect for your rediculousness.

[j2k4]

I've haven't laughed at a thread so much since Steve68's epic "5 year build" thread.

Doug, I have a new found respect for your rediculousness.

He's a man with a problem.

Have you no empathy?

Can't you see he's consumed by a swirling cesspool of steaming desire?

[whitedragon]

Thanks for the support guys...I'm just really in a bind. Seriously, isn't marriage usually the answer in this case? Should I just go ahead an ask her? I mean, then she's stuck with me anyway right, and it's like, "the law" that she has to like me right? I heard that's the best way to hold on to the girls that you like....

Also, another troubling development. She likes cartoons, but not anime. I'm so confused, aren't they the same thing? Why doesn't she get it? I'm just not sure if my fragile ego can take another hit like this...

Oh, and I've always maintained that a girl that is allergic to cats is evil, but this one is also allergic to cats and I still like her. Is that going to be a problem do you guys think?

And I'll just leave this here:
http://i344.photobucket.com/albums/p342/dragonthian/lolcatShoryuken.jpg

Oh, and do you guys think she'd make me a sandwich?

[BobOki]

Yes, cats know all. My cats can understand english.. I'l rev them up and tell them to attack someone and they will.

THe girl is a bitch, and playing hard to get/trying to mak you interested. Go up and say, Hey, why you treat me like shit in front of everyone. I kinda like you but with you treating me badly, I would never and walk off.
Y U NOT TREAT ME GOOD?!?! I am disappoint.
And for you. Let me impart you with SAGE advice. Clean your shit up. NO girl likes a slob, even a slob girl. Stop being a pussy, clean your shit, and grow a set. Never be afraid to walk away from a chick in obvious disgust, they will respect that.

[j2k4]

Nah, don't whine.

Adopt an attitude of total apathy.

Clean yourself up, but tell her you're doing it to get in her mother's pants.

If she reacts positively, surprise her with a set of Disney Classics in Blu-ray.

[j2k4]

Also, re her own sloppiness-

Offer to personally clean her up; be magnanimous - tell her you will forego a hazmat suit.

[eljefefx]

A wise philospher -I think it was Han Solo, the star of Firefly- who once said "fuck bitches, get money". Either that or "live long and prosper". I forget which but you get the point.

[Macky]

tell her she's fat and ugly.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

Lawyer up and hit the gym.

Jeremy

[whitedragon]

Lawyer up and hit the gym.

Jeremy

Lawyer up?

[CoopKill]

Run!:13: