fast & furious 5 screenwriter interview

[Mikes2nd]

Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five" | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network (http://www.theonion.com/video/today-now-interviews-the-5yearold-screenwriter-of,20188)

[DocWalt]

:lol: Fast Five looks fucking horrific. Not enough cars and babes, too much stupid shit (Yes, I know, it's Fast & Furious, but still, at least they used to focus on cars)

[i3igpete]

i feel like the initial draw of racing cars is completely gone, it's just another crime action flick with explosions, and the occasional car chase.

edit: yup, suspicions confirmed. studio head honchos trying to convert the franchise into something else.
http://www.deadline.com/2011/04/fast-five-will-transition-franchise-from-street-racing-to-heist-action/

[Mikes2nd]

rofl that kid wrote all the screenplays... the whole series has been that bad. The fact that this movie makes money shows just how dumb kids are today...

[thor'svr4]

Universal Studios needs to watch some 1320 Videos. then redue the series.

[TUFFTR]

Thank god someone finally agree with me. Everyone I've asked has been like "Oh man F'n'F 5 was great! was awesome! terriffic!"

But thats the thing, It's a car movie. I expected to see heaps of riced up cars, and heaps of semi naked babes. It actually reminded me of Jaws....you know how you dont see the shark for the first 45 minutes? Yeah...I was like...where the fuck are the cars?

Worst movie so far. Number 1 will always be the best.

"Bullshit asshole no-body comes here for the toona"
:D

[thor'svr4]

"Bullshit asshole no-body comes here for the toona"
:D

"yea well i do"

[TUFFTR]

"what your problem N-word-jim you didnt win"
"O0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o00o0o00o"

[Mikes2nd]

rofl the proof that the end is near... The youth of this age are all brain damaged idiots...

'Fast Five' races to furious start with $83.6M (AP) - Yahoo! Movies (http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/fast-five-races-furious-start-with-836m-ap)

[Zaroth]

:dontknow2: I can't believe these movies still make money. I honestly didn't even know there was a 3rd or 4th movie.

[i3igpete]

:dontknow2: I can't believe these movies still make money. I honestly didn't even know there was a 3rd or 4th movie.

finally saw it, YOU NEED TO SEE IT. sweet jesus, this is pretty much the ultimate action flick. it's like someone combined modern warfare 2 and the italian job and turned it up to 11.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

finally saw it, YOU NEED TO SEE IT. sweet jesus, this is pretty much the ultimate action flick. it's like someone combined modern warfare 2 and the italian job and turned it up to 11.

This is what I keep hearing from everyone that's seen it. :)

Jeremy

[onebadmollafolla]

finally saw it, YOU NEED TO SEE IT. sweet jesus, this is pretty much the ultimate action flick. it's like someone combined modern warfare 2 and the italian job and turned it up to 11.

LMFAO! Well put. Just saw it last night.

[95gto]

The movie, like its predecessors in the series, is wildly inaccurate. However the Rock duking it out with Vin Diesel is reason enough for any action movie fan to watch it.

[terrets]

rofl that kid wrote all the screenplays... the whole series has been that bad. The fact that this movie makes money shows just how dumb kids are today...

Including yourself. :)

[DrkZide]

I rarely put much input on any movie as my expectations and the expectations of others differ. I do not go to movies expecting utter realism and to break down the plot to use for my psychological/sociology thesis report.

On that note.......that movie was entertaining as hell! Sure it could've used more random half naked girls but the three main female characters were nice to look at throughout. I completely agree with the previous statement.

1)MW2
2)Italian Job
3)Steroids
4)?????
5)Profit!!!