For all you ignorant, hopeless with geography muppets......

[GTO Assassin]

AUSTRALIA IS NOT NEW ZEALAND! Nor is it England. It's often referred to as down under, a place where shrimps are cooked on barby's and also where *kangaroos are believed to have had sex with certain forum members. (*unproven)

Please stop grouping us with that other martian from across the ditch. That's just low!

Scoot

[VR-4 0wnz j00]

I was pretty sure you shared some magical bridge that actually made you guys one country, haha.

Actually the accents are quite different but it might be the water...

[Vantage]

but do you guys actually call beer 'Fosters'? =P

[mb3000]

but do you guys actually call beer 'Fosters'? =P

^:lol:

And when you guys say bonnet, I picture this.
http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/photos/bonnet.jpg

[Hammer]

Down under is for all you guys that are upside down and whoose toilets flush backwards. Sex with kangaroos does not discriminate. Perhaps that is why steve needs 2 throttle bodies they spin the air backwards oh my god! No wonder he can not get out of the 15's

[GTO Assassin]

but do you guys actually call beer 'Fosters'? =P
Not sure. Like most of the population, I dont drink that rubbish! :nono:




Actually the accents are quite different but it might be the water...
That they are. Ask a kiwi to say "fish and chips" and you'll have hours of fun ahead.



And when you guys say bonnet, I picture this.
I'm so use to speaking yanklish (using HP instead of kw's and hood instead of bonnet) that I'm confused when people ask me what kw my car has. lol


Down under is for all you guys that are upside down and whoose toilets flush backwards. Sex with kangaroos does not discriminate. Perhaps that is why steve needs 2 throttle bodies they spin the air backwards oh my god! No wonder he can not get out of the 15's
Does this go for all those in the lower states of the US? Hell no. You bitches could never be as awesome as us Aussies. :p

Also - our toilets flush straight down. Not round and around as shown in the Simpsons. I have shown this many times on 3si. Altho GTOJOE's dunny does flush upward like the Japanese but that's just a weird thing he likes, not a cleanliness thing.

Scotty

[Hammer]

You bitches could never be as awesome as us Aussies. :p

Scotty

Well you got that right. We don't have sex with kangaroos. We have the government to screw us. Much more satisfying! HAHA!

[GTO Assassin]

Atleast with a kangaroo, you get a happy ending. ;)

Scotty

[mb3000]

Atleast with a kangaroo, you get a happy ending. ;)

Scotty

Maybe so, but what on God's earth is a tyre? :p

P.S.
http://homebrewandbeer.com/bitsandpieces/images/fosters.gif

[GTO Assassin]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j249/scottdwalsh/3sGTO/JustinBieber.png

I know which I'de rather be responsible for. ;)

Scotty

[mb3000]

Ouch, sorry J_Parker :lol:

On a side note, props to the aussie's for a good laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDWQbnb-Zo

[93STLTH]

Of course we know the difference between Australia and New Zealand.... New Zealand's got the better looking women! :p

[DuTTch]

For all you ignorant, hopeless with geography muppets......

you are refferring to all americans right?

[DuTTch]

I was born in old zealand.

Oh and just to set the record straight, Amsterdam is in the ntehrlands and has nothing to do with Denmark a totally different country. The only thing amster dam the capital of the netherlands and copenhagen the capital of denmark have in common is that the same architect designed the canals layout.

[GTO Assassin]

Of course we know the difference between Australia and New Zealand.... New Zealand's got the better looking women! :p
Erm, so you love sheep as well? You'll fit right in down there! ;)


you are refferring to all americans right?
Pretty much. lol

Scotty

[Telionis]

I was born in old zealand.

Oh and just to set the record straight, Amsterdam is in the ntehrlands and has nothing to do with Denmark a totally different country. The only thing amster dam the capital of the netherlands and copenhagen the capital of denmark have in common is that the same architect designed the canals layout.

LOL. I've never heard any of my fellow Americans confuse Denmark with The Netherlands (though they do confuse Danish with the Dutch). Actually, most of my fellow Americans refer to The Netherlands as Holland, not realizing that North and South Holland are just two of the twelve provinces in the Netherlands.

BTW - Congrats on finally making peace with the Formosans after a scant 359 years of war!

[GTOJOE]

Also - our toilets flush straight down. Not round and around as shown in the Simpsons. I have shown this many times on 3si. Altho GTOJOE's dunny does flush upward like the Japanese but that's just a weird thing he likes, not a cleanliness thing. Scotty

What...??? no that's a drinking fountain....... Also only Poms drink Fosters. It's a national joke here. I'm in trouble I think cus my mother was born in NZ and my dad in Australia....... so I can never make up my mind... sheep or kangaroos.... hmmm

[GTO Assassin]

Wait what? You're part kiwi? :holymotherfuckinshit: :p

Scoot

[GTO Assassin]

As for Beer , ozzys cant spell it so they put XXXX on the cans.

Never let facts get in the way of your posts hey dirty steve. XXXX beer is only in queensland so the joke is, why do queenslanders call their beer XXXX? Because they can't spell beer. So please, if you're going to rip on a country, atleast get the punchline right you dumbass fucking pom! ;)

Scotty

[pezcore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DaXFes_REg

[pezcore]

and


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBG8UtgD0m8&feature=related

:lo5l:

[TT4ME]

lol, some quality videos in this thread

[ijsaul]

This one just keeps getting better. Hilarious.


Ouch, sorry J_Parker :lol:

On a side note, props to the aussie's for a good laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDWQbnb-Zo

[IPD]

i'm guessing this thread got started because of a certain kiwi whose "builds" have been increasing the resale value on 3/s used parts for 11 years? :suspect:

[onebadmollafolla]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j249/scottdwalsh/3sGTO/JustinBieber.png

I know which I'de rather be responsible for. ;)

Scotty

I just want to say the USA is not responsible for that atrocity. That would be another awful Canadian that has ventured into the USA. Justing Bieber, like Nickleback, is from Canada.

Thanks Canada...

[HilbillyHomeboy]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll106/hilbillyhomeboy/1269041662549.jpg

[93STLTH]

This should just about sum up this thread....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_APJcLVEKM0E/RZ5_d-b-D7I/AAAAAAAAAA8/FWCjmTRtK_4/s200/Kangeroo-humping-sheep-aust.jpg
:lo5l:

[IPD]

I just want to say the USA is not responsible for that atrocity. That would be another awful Canadian that has ventured into the USA. Justing Bieber, like Nickleback, is from Canada.

Thanks Canada...

unfortunately, rush, gretzky, and brett hart COMBINED cannot atone for bieber/nickleback. and i'm not even going to mention bryan adams/ alanis morisette.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

unfortunately, rush, gretzky, and brett hart COMBINED cannot atone for bieber/nickleback. and i'm not even going to mention bryan adams/ alanis morisette.

What?! I'll grant you most of Bryan Adams stuff...but Alanis (the 1st album) was amazing.

Jeremy

[Polygon]

So, why do Australians hate Kiwis and vice versa? I get why you don't like the pommys.

[nodoze]

do you guys really have a justice system consisting of a giant boot

[AgentOblivious]

I just want to say the USA is not responsible for that atrocity. That would be another awful Canadian that has ventured into the USA. Justing Bieber, like Nickleback, is from Canada.

Thanks Canada...

Hey don't blame us...we had Bieber tucked away in a quiet, out of the way town dedicated to Shakespeare plays, and then your buddy Usher went and dug him out. Way to go USA.

P.S. Rush and BTO has to count for something...

[GTOJOE]

do you guys really have a justice system consisting of a giant boot

Yes we do but it's reserved for Americans :p

[TUFFTR]

Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi, oi oi.

[AgentOblivious]

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