The TRUTH about Steve86.

[OBXBoost]

Steve86 and Chuck Norris are not brothers. Chuck Norris is the immaculate child of Steve86.
Contrary to popular belief, Steve86 is not human. He is the undeniable God of horsepower. Horses themselves don't even want to mess with him.
Steve86 out-ninja'ed Ninja Performance. Hadouken!!
7-8 second muscle cars stole their hood scoop design from Steve86's car. Everyone was horribly jealous they didn't think of it first.
Steve86's car was the only one to ever be manufactured with the RWD only switch. It is a thing of mysticism and envy.
Steve86 once punched Jeremy Clarkson to the ground just so that he could finally get some close cuddle time with Richard Hammond.
Steve86's name doesn't actually contain "Steve" in any part of it. His name really is Bob and he has man-tits. Tyler Durden is his friend. It makes him even more of a bad-ass.
Ringlands are not a thing of conjecture for Steve86. They are of his and only his design. It's why they keep failing.

[UTRacerX9]

This thread should be interesting.

[onebadmollafolla]

Steve86's tool for great precision:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zZB51z3bKrE/TZ2MRncKuDI/AAAAAAAAHxE/eBrTF8BrtCc/s1600/Sawzall.jpg

[mb7050]

look at my hood, my hood is amazing

http://3000gt.com.au/steve68/dscf0160e.jpg
http://3000gt.com.au/steve68/dscf0155b.jpg

twin throttles, twin BOVs, twin stock FPRs, 100% homebuilt using junkyard parts with no aftermarket ricer parts.

[mb3000]

Just take a gander to your left.


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[green-lantern]

Steves motto = If it isn’t broke, it will be soon.

Steve is the only one here that can tell you the exact knock that will break a ringland.

[mb7050]

Steves native language is bullshit and he speaks it perfectly

[beepbeep]

[LIST]
Steve86 out-ninja'ed Ninja Performance. Hadouken!!


:eek4:


oh, and subscribed

[93STLTH]

I don't know who Steve is, but I think I need to find out....:DevilSmile:

[FeaRpb]

Steve has more used parts on his car than GZP does in their entire collection.

[Vantage]

I don't know who Steve is, but I think I need to find out....:DevilSmile:

This. Subscribed.

[Hammer]

Looks like steve has a fan club!

[2fnloud]

look at my hood, my hood is amazing

http://3000gt.com.au/steve68/dscf0160e.jpg
http://3000gt.com.au/steve68/dscf0155b.jpg

Give it a look, hmmm it looks just like this guy's"
https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195617_100001249720795_3243275_n.jpg

With a turn of the key it knocks like his knees, then is shuts off again when you pull out the oil plug....Oh that's dirty.

Do you think so? Well I better not tell you how the manifolds made.

Custom manifold, mmm my custom manifold. Custom manifold, yeah my custom manifold.

Look at my hood, I'll take you around the block and give you a reach a round.

I think you'll find that a reach around is impossible. Shut up you and look at my hood.

Repeat until board.

[GTOJOE]

How do you guys not know Steve????

[green-lantern]

Give it a look, hmmm it looks just like this guy's"
https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195617_100001249720795_3243275_n.jpg

With a turn of the key it knocks like his knees, then is shuts off again when you pull out the oil plug....Oh that's dirty.

Do you think so? Well I better not tell you how the manifolds made.

Custom manifold, mmm my custom manifold. Custom manifold, yeah my custom manifold.

Look at my hood, I'll take you around the block and give you a reach a round.

I think you'll find that a reach around is impossible. Shut up you and look at my hood.

Repeat until board.

I saw what you did there :lmao:

[nodoze]

who is this steve?

[1stStealthN/A]

I don't know who steve the ringland specialist is either. Is that his uh, car?

[FeaRpb]

Nice car right?

[DuTTch]

whats a steve?

[2fnloud]

I saw what you did there :lmao:

Thank you but it was mb7050 that sparked the awesomeness.

[TwoXist]

"With a turn of the key it knocks like his knees, then is shuts off again when you pull out the oil plug....Oh that's dirty." My chest hurts from laughing so much.

[green-lantern]

Thank you but it was mb7050 that sparked the awesomeness.

Pure genius! Now go make the vid go! go! go!







V And this V

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSw5ZKMfSymHQK5cpgYHHgHPzdw2pUPJ DvlLL1oRWhsb6u5BHD2zg&t=1


I got two throttle bodies and a cruse control!

[FeaRpb]

Does he have twin cruise control?

[TUFFTR]

Fuck he has a TR magna there with a lip spoiler. me wanty.

[1993RT/TT]

more fun facts steve invented the 18 spline t-case
steve went the wrong direction on his 1/4 mile and still ran a 14
in a parallel universe steve built a fast car
steve doesn't win races, races.....uhh...he doesn't win races...

[GTOX]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the upcoming feature film documenting his 5 year build: 'Lord of the Ringlands: The Two Throttle Bodies'

It is a must see.

[reallyxxxxxxloud]

Suggestion: If you are particularly irritated by another member's posting habits and are constantly fighting the urge to flame them, you can click on that person's profile, and select "Add to ignore list." This will make that person's posts invisible to you.

So instead you all come here to bully him. Hes pissed me off to but this is just school yard childish behavior from you lot-I will be asking for this to be removed.

[TUFFTR]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the upcoming feature film documenting his 5 year build: 'Lord of the Ringlands: The Two Throttle Bodies'

It is a must see.

LOL. Good one. I give you that. lord of the ringlands hahahaha

[TUFFTR]

Been trying to find a Diamante lip spoiler for a year with no avail, if you can hunt one down let me know what I'd be up for postage wise. My Diamante is only FWD but does the job.

Must have a magna bumper on it, pretty sure Diamante's SPECIALLY 4WD ones only came out in 2 tone or color coded, grey bumpers were pov spec aussie magna base model ones.....so yeah thats why I said magna..

[GTOX]

Part 2 of "the worlds fastest ringland"

Steve

Fixed.

Also part 3 could be call 'England Ringland' since you are a Pom after all :p or maybe a horror style film called 'The Ring(land)' haha.

[TUFFTR]

The 4WD Diamante's are still in the 1700kg range. I will confirm later as i do have the brochures. What trim level is it? I always like to see a nice Diamante back on the road.

[2004formula]

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[2004formula]

Suggestion: If you are particularly irritated by another member's posting habits and are constantly fighting the urge to flame them, you can click on that person's profile, and select "Add to ignore list." This will make that person's posts invisible to you.

So instead you all come here to bully him. Hes pissed me off to but this is just school yard childish behavior from you lot-I will be asking for this to be removed.

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/2004formula/1285079239427.jpg

[reallyxxxxxxloud]

Wow nice photo of you...

[GTO Assassin]

Wow nice photo of you...

Dude - you do see the irony of you posting in this thread right?

Scotty

[reallyxxxxxxloud]

Theres a difference between giving someone a bit of shit compared to this. A poke at someone in fun is fine but this is just bullying him. To start a tread so everyone can hate on him is just cunty...

[mb7050]

Suggestion: If you are particularly irritated by another member's posting habits and are constantly fighting the urge to flame them, you can click on that person's profile, and select "Add to ignore list." This will make that person's posts invisible to you.

So instead you all come here to bully him. Hes pissed me off to but this is just school yard childish behavior from you lot-I will be asking for this to be removed.
Suggestion: if you don´t like the thread gtfo

[2004formula]

Wow nice photo of you...


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/2004formula/eb6.jpg

[mb7050]

http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/0/228/428/439408.gif

[GTO Assassin]

Theres a difference between giving someone a bit of shit compared to this. A poke at someone in fun is fine but this is just bullying him. To start a tread so everyone can hate on him is just cunty...

He's a big boy champ. If he doesn't like it he can report the thread. You need to realise he's been around and has a bit of a rep. He copped this on 3si, he's copping it here and to now still hasn't answered my question of why he cares to post here when he knows so much more than the Americans or us Aussies.

Oh, and it's steve68 not 86. Mike - if you're going to take the piss, atleast get it right. :p

Scotty

[OBXBoost]

Son of a bitch. My dyslexia kicked in yesterday Scotty. Thanks to Steve68, the cure he created was very similar looking to Viagra and I mixed them up. I was wondering why I was getting shit mixed up all day and knocking lamps off tables. Now I know.

[reallyxxxxxxloud]

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/2004formula/eb6.jpg

Wow you have been here all of three post, two you have tried to insult me. Guess you just dont like being owned.



Fair enough Scotty... It is his own doing and his to stop.

[FeaRpb]

Hey reallyxxxxxxxloud

you can click on that person's profile, and select "Add to ignore list." This will make that person's posts invisible to you.

Just in case you didn't know. That way you don't have to reply to people and whine about their posts.

[CoreyB]

Props to Steve68, takes it like a man.

[mb7050]

yeah steve for president

[CoreyB]

Well no. Now your just being silly.

[x2xtreme360]

Did this thread just turn around?

I feel like I'm watching the WWE and Steve just made a heel to face turn.

[mb7050]

Props to Steve68, takes it like a man.

ok let me get this straight for you. A man would be angry , but an idiot would play along

[mb7050]

steve contributes to a thread, truth bends and nothing makes sense .

[thor'svr4]

Steves motto = If it isn’t broke, it will be soon.

Steve is the only one here that can tell you the exact knock that will break a ringland.

legit lol'ed BEST QUOTE EVER!

[ictponder]

As much as I agree with many posts on here, I do not think this thread is good for the community.

[mb7050]

As much as I agree with many posts on here, I do not think this thread is good for the community.
http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/0/422/161/o_489881.gif

[2004formula]

Wow you have been here all of three post, two you have tried to insult me. Guess you just dont like being owned.


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/2004formula/1286295175254.gif


seriously. stop defending him.

also are the australian rules for "owned" different than the ones I'm familiar with here in the US? Sorry, but I'm just not seeing the ownage anywhere.

[mb7050]

this is something, quite a coincidence

[thor'svr4]

As much as I agree with many posts on here, I do not think this thread is good for the community.

Honestly i agree that this thread makes us look like a bunch of bullies. BUT we need something to warn new members not to do what Steve does. Maybe a sticky in the turbo section saying “Newbies this is how NOT to build your car” with a link to steve’s thread. And sadly that’s not a joke I really do think we need a disclaimer for steves thread. Honestly im surprised he hasn’t been banned yet or his posts deleted.

[mb7050]

just take a look at his latest contribution

background story:the guy asking for help is having some overheating problems so steve steps in and suggest:

Headgasket.


Steve

Take off the filler cap and give it a hard rev.

Steve



That's how you check for a leak in the headgasket.

Give it a hard rev, bubbles come out, that's once it's warmed up and the thermostat is open.

Steve

that is simply DANGEROUS

now imagine if someone would actually do that..

[thor'svr4]

just take a look at his latest contribution

background story:the guy asking for help is having some overheat problems so steve steps in and suggest:

that is simply DANGEROUS

my point exactly. steve is constantly giving bad advice. can you imagine if anyone actually listened to him? I feel bad for the guy who signs up one day for some help with his car and (unknowingly) takes advice from steve.

[mb7050]

now well said and all, but let's get this thread back on rails.

Steve is continuously breaking records and raising the bar.Currently, he holds records for the, most fprs in one car, slowest TD05 car to date, THE ugliest 3s on the planet Nothing can come even close, most junkyard parts in one car, most throttle bodies in one car, most stock parts in one car and the list goes on & on

[IPD]

Theres a difference between giving someone a bit of shit compared to this. A poke at someone in fun is fine but this is just bullying him. To start a tread so everyone can hate on him is just cunty...

as everyone else chimed in, steve68 is a dangerous threat to new owners. his perpetual advice is BAD. 1000% bad. ignoring him won't prevent newbies from following his advice and blowing their shit up. until he goes on GLOBAL ignore, i'm going to keep viewing his posts & calling him out as an assclown.

p.s.

steve does NOT know the exact knock required to break a ringland. his knock count maxes out at what the ECU can log....he doesn't have a fucking clue how much knock he actually gets.

p.p.s.

steve68 once ran a 1/4 race against a legless midget on stilts; the midget won.

[ictponder]

as everyone else chimed in, steve68 is a dangerous threat to new owners. his perpetual advice is BAD. 1000% bad. ignoring him won't prevent newbies from following his advice and blowing their shit up...

I agree with that but I just think there is a better way to go about containing this situation, name calling never solves anything.

[IPD]

everything else has failed with steve68. being polite sure as shit hasn't shut him the fuck up.

p.s.

steve's vision for his new build came to him one day after copulating with an electrical outlet.

[onebadmollafolla]

Lots of thoughts on this thread. Personally, for me, I'm the guy that just likes to watch the world burn.


http://www.gifshare.com/uploads/images/20071023/full_size/7586_gladiator.gif


Continue.

[onebadmollafolla]

It's just like a bunch of really jealous primary school kids who's mummy and daddy have bought them expensive toys but they've broken. Then someone else gets a better toy that doesn't look as pretty but made it themselves for next to nothing and it's still working.

Steve

My VR4 has run like a champ since the day I bought it. :)

[2fnloud]

It's just like a bunch of really jealous primary school kids who's mummy and daddy have bought them expensive toys but they've broken. Then someone else gets a better toy that doesn't look as pretty but made it themselves for next to nothing and it's still working.

Steve


Sorry to disappoint, not jelly, and my mummy and daddy haven't bought me anything beyond a dinner or a birthday card in a couple decades. My toy runs just fine.

[IPD]

It's just like a bunch of really jealous primary school kids who's mummy and daddy have bought them expensive toys but they've broken. Then someone else gets a better toy that doesn't look as pretty but made it themselves for next to nothing and it's still working.

Steve

my 3/s was bought in 2003, and was completely paid for at purchase. it has since had awd atx tt conversions--and even when it was fwd tt, it ran a faster 1/4 on (essentially) wastegate boost than your "td05 monster" has ever ran. even for those of us who suck at having the expertise, it's 1000 time better to take it to an established shop/mechanic and have it worked on....vs. listening to advice you give out. i guarantee that paying $300/hr. for a shop to build/tune a motor would STILL cost less than taking your advice seriously.

[FeaRpb]

It's just like a bunch of really jealous primary school kids who's mummy and daddy have bought them expensive toys but they've broken. Then someone else gets a better toy that doesn't look as pretty but made it themselves for next to nothing and it's still working.

Steve

Hmm, Pretty sure I paid for mine. Also pretty sure I am paying for my build too.

[Emilie@GZP]

I paid for all 100 of mine. :dontknow:

[green-lantern]

It's just like a bunch of really jealous primary school kids who's mummy and daddy have bought them expensive toys but they've broken. Then someone else gets a better toy that doesn't look as pretty but made it themselves for next to nothing and it's still working.

Steve

Wait I just saw a bunch of your pistons laying on cardboard all broken. The title of your thread is my 5 year build. How and the hell can you say still working? It hasn't ever worked right since you turned a wrench on it. I don't think you have put 20 miles on your car in 5 years. From what I have seen nobody is envious of that POS just annoyed with your horrible advice and poor results. If you think somebody would want your "better toy" (:lol: I can't help but laugh) then you are as delusional as it gets.

[mb3000]

When I bought both of my 3k's I paid up front, in full, and in cash. I've never bought a vehicle any other way.

[AgentOblivious]

You guys take steve waayyy to seriously.


Although I did hear that if he runs his car in reverse, the car pays him. :P

[green-lantern]

You guys take steve waayyy to seriously.




Very true, this was a shens thread with some poking at Steve but the hall monitors had to jump in and be serous. :rolleyes:

Carry on! I'd never put Steve on ignore. He is way to entertaining.

[IPD]

Very true, this was a shens thread with some poking at Steve but the hall monitors had to jump in and be serous. :rolleyes:

Carry on! I'd never put Steve on ignore. He is way to dangerous.

ftfy.

[GTO Assassin]

I agree with that but I just think there is a better way to go about containing this situation, name calling never solves anything.

You do realise this geezer was banned, suspended and GI'd from 3si? He's as special as a member gets around here.

Scotty

[CoopKill]

:suspect: He's my Hero! I talked my neighbor into buying a new tv so I can replicate scoopydoo with the packaging.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL using Tapatalk

[mb7050]

:PicardFacepalm2:

[mb7050]

This fella here had the same problem.
Galileo Galilei - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei)

Steve

I´m sorry to inform you but I think this is more like it..
Idiot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot)

[2004formula]

It's just like a bunch of really jealous primary school kids who's mummy and daddy have bought them expensive toys but they've broken. Then someone else gets a better toy that doesn't look as pretty but made it themselves for next to nothing and it's still working.

Steve

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/2004formula/ohoyus-1.jpg




This fella here had the same problem.
Galileo Galilei - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei)


Steve

comparing yourself to galileo???


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/2004formula/mehro5207.jpg

edit...btw i hope no one is offended by the 'n' word in that pic. if you are, remove stick from ass and see if they're selling a sense of humor on ebay

[reallyxxxxxxloud]

Come on what are you 12? :lol: seriously...

[IPD]

steve's advice credibly warrants mandatory jail-time.

[dbest671]

if steve offed himself i would laugh, thank god, and weep openly for joy---in no particular order.

I have kept quiet for a while, but this comment seriously bothered me. Yes, we all know Steve is an asshat and you are trying to push him out of the community (once again). But to seriously (or jokingly, although I don't find it funny in the least) say you could care less if he offed himself in a thread such as this... I expected more from you IPD.

[green-lantern]

The comment is a bit over the line Thadd.

[whitedragon]

This fella here had the same problem.
Galileo Galilei - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei)

Steve

To be fair though, Galileo never had to deal with the horror or broken ringlands.

[Chris@Rvengeperformance]

what's funny is how many hate steve68 nutswingers are out here.

33%-50% of what he says is right, but every time he posts anything half of you guys that should know better have to join in and say the opposite.

[2004formula]

Come on what are you 12? :lol: seriously...

no, i'm just a /b/ tard who really enjoys some of these hilarious pictures.

[x2xtreme360]

Sometimes I think Inperfect should have a thread dedicated to him like this for the retarded things he often says. It's pretty obvious to spot out the people who try way to hard to be an asshole.

[CoreyB]

He doesnt try, he just is and will say so. I have been over for this with him before. I just accept him for the asshole he is. Works out good really.

[IPD]

I have kept quiet for a while, but this comment seriously bothered me. Yes, we all know Steve is an asshat and you are trying to push him out of the community (once again). But to seriously (or jokingly, although I don't find it funny in the least) say you could care less if he offed himself in a thread such as this... I expected more from you IPD.


The comment is a bit over the line Thadd.

imho, steve's "advice" is akin to yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre. he has made the transition from nuisance to dangerous a long time ago--and his presence is a legitimate threat to the community. a community which is still relatively small...and relies heavily upon each other for tips and advice. unlike with, say, DSM's--the "answers" one can seek are not nearly as readily available. steve regurgitating bogus information might be laughable if we all drove fox-body mustangs; because the knowledge/expertise on them is quite prevalent. because it's a smaller platform, steve's input goes well beyond humorous....it borders on sadistic.

i apologize if my comments are "harsh". i bleed 3/s, and steve's advice is an affront to everything this platform is. again, i will retract my statement, and i will apologize for the reception of its message.


Sometimes I think Inperfect should have a thread dedicated to him like this for the retarded things he often says. It's pretty obvious to spot out the people who try way to hard to be an asshole.

please create one. :) why?

1. because i want to see how much retarded shit i've said. i could use a few good laughs.

2. because i don't try to go out of my way to be an asshole; i just naturally am one online. i'm incredibly different (dare i say...cordial) in person. it's probably because venting the ugly side online allows me to "smile and wave" to the buttmunches i meet and work with on a daily basis.

3. because this thread needs to get back on track. /hijack.



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steve68 once hooked a flux capacitor to a jet-ski. on his innagural trip, he materialized in the side of a passenger-ship. we know this event as "the sinking of the titanic".

[BigTyla]

Drama threads yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

[IPD]

Drama threads yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/GT/david-caruso-0409-lg.jpg

[BigTyla]

imho, steve's "advice" is akin to yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre. he has made the transition from nuisance to dangerous a long time ago--and his presence is a legitimate threat to the community. a community which is still relatively small...and relies heavily upon each other for tips and advice. unlike with, say, DSM's--the "answers" one can seek are not nearly as readily available. steve regurgitating bogus information might be laughable if we all drove fox-body mustangs; because the knowledge/expertise on them is quite prevalent. because it's a smaller platform, steve's input goes well beyond humorous....it borders on sadistic.

Well at least he hasn't told someone to port and polish their heads by pouring sand in the motor.

[CoreyB]

.

i apologize if my comments are "harsh". i bleed 3/s, and steve's advice is an affront to everything this platform is. again, i will retract my statement, and i will apologize for the reception of its message.





I dont even know you anymore Thadd.

[1993RT/TT]

Well at least he hasn't told someone to port and polish their heads by pouring sand in the motor.
i did my best to coax it out of him
....can i suck sand into my intake to port & polish them? *serious face*

[mb7050]

It's just like a bunch of really jealous primary school kids who's mummy and daddy have bought them expensive toys but they've broken. Then someone else gets a better toy that doesn't look as pretty but made it themselves for next to nothing and it's still working.

Steve

Nice, much envy here.

[HilbillyHomeboy]

This has gone on long enough. Regardless of what you think of Steve, I can't allow our members to be publicly crucified. The point of the forum is to grow larger based on a reputation of knowledge and acceptance. For new members to see threads such as this it potentially leads to the perception that we are wholly intolerant assholes. That can't/won't happen.

Jeremy

[Alan92RTTT]

What he ^ said.