Dear Granny

[onebadmollafolla]

I will never get that right!

So far I have only added free stuff.
Any suggestions ?

Depends what you want it to do. Vlingo is a great app. You can basically command your phone via voice, be it sending a text from start to finish or updating facebook. Everyone loves Angry Birds too. I would dump the stock browser and either get dolphin browser HD or skyfire. They tend to run more smoothly and you can have multiple tabs open at the top of the browser like you can with a modern browser on a computer. On top of that, skyfire can play flash vids that other browsers can't. Sound Hound is a must. Screw Shazam as it doesn't have near the library as Sound Hound. With Sound Hound you can tap the application and your phone will listen to whatever music is playing, even if in the background, and give you the artist, album, song name, and links the song via youtube. I'd start off with those. :)

[Granny]

Thank You! :)

[Granny]

Ok
I'm getting things worked out with the gym and hope to start working out soon but there is something I can't get past....
What's going to happen to my boobies if I lose a lot of weight?
I know they will shrink but will they look like deflated balloons left over from an office Christmas party or will they hopefully firm up with the rest of me.
I am already considering enhancement if needed.

[CoopKill]

Im a licensed professional, post them up let us see! maybe there's a way around the situation. :suspect:

[Granny]

Isn't this a work safe thread?
They are a hazard. Too big for your computer screen.

[Atrosity]

I lol'd! :bwahaha:

[Granny]

I lol'd! :bwahaha:

:kisses:

[CoopKill]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TRqpXXdWShI/AAAAAAAAKjA/KsI7oyFCCls/eyes9.gif


Healthy > Chesty This coming from a funbags fan!

[Granny]

http://members.fortunecity.com/dbard/eyes9.gif


Healthy > Chesty This coming from a funbags fan!

I can't see the pic. :(

[Granny]

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg of water.
The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster then a man's.
Women blink 2x as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb :)

[CoopKill]

I can't see the pic. :(

Fixed original...

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TRqpXXdWShI/AAAAAAAAKjA/KsI7oyFCCls/eyes9.gif

[Granny]

I still can't see it!
Maybe you have to be a member?

[Steve '92ES]

Hey! My thumb's not that small...

[CoopKill]

Yeah I got lazy and hot linked it from the site. I fixed it...

[Granny]

Yeah I got lazy and hot linked it from the site. I fixed it...

LOL! It's eyes..I thought I was boobies...LOL!

[CoopKill]

LOL! It's eyes..I thought I was boobies...LOL!

I'm not a total perv! lmao

[Granny]

I'm not a total perv! lmao

No, I think it makes me the total perv! :lmao:

So now we know which thread the pervs hang out on. :Doh:

[beepbeep]

no, i think it makes me the total perv! :lmao:

So now we know which thread the pervs start. :doh:

ftfy.

[CoopKill]

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/cartoon/cartoon_495.gif

[Granny]

ftfy.

Very true. I start my own so everyone doesn't get mad I mess up theirs!

[Roybatty]

Dear Granny, should I purchase this >>> Dynamic Racing :: - Billet DR-650 Turbo set + Billet WG Actuators (http://www.dynamicracing.com/customer/product.php?productid=587&cat=31&page=1) :drool:
or get a family membership here for a year>>> Hockessin Athletic Club (http://www.hachealthclub.com/) Where the wife and 4 and 5 year old can have fun and exercise and I can actually get off my fat ass and get in shape?????

I can't decide!!!:scratch:

[CoopKill]

The fat ass will still be there after the build... Just sayin!

[Granny]

Dear Granny, should I purchase this >>> Dynamic Racing :: - Billet DR-650 Turbo set + Billet WG Actuators (http://www.dynamicracing.com/customer/product.php?productid=587&cat=31&page=1) :drool:
or get a family membership here for a year>>> Hockessin Athletic Club (http://www.hachealthclub.com/) Where the wife and 4 and 5 year old can have fun and exercise and I can actually get off my fat ass and get in shape?????

I can't decide!!!:scratch:

Have you discussed this with the wife yet?
If you have then you already know what the answer is.
Anything different at this point would put you in the dog house so long you will start growing a tail......But the turbo set is on sale. ;)

[Granny]

I may not get a chance later on so....Eveyone have a safe and Happy New Year! :GroupHug:

[CoopKill]

Are you drinking already!? lol

I concur, I hope all of you peoples have a great, and safe NEW YEAR!!!!


http://bestanimations.com/holidays/fireworks/Fireworks-01-june.gifhttp://bestanimations.com/holidays/fireworks/Fireworks-03-june.gifhttp://bestanimations.com/holidays/fireworks/Fireworks-02-june.gif

[Granny]

Are you drinking already!? lol

I concur, I hope all of you peoples have a great, and safe NEW YEAR!!!!


http://bestanimations.com/holidays/fireworks/Fireworks-01-june.gifhttp://bestanimations.com/holidays/fireworks/Fireworks-03-june.gifhttp://bestanimations.com/holidays/fireworks/Fireworks-02-june.gif

Maybe...lol!

[Granny]

I forgot the year! lol...classic!

[Granny]

Dam.. I do make mistakes!

[CoopKill]

1975! "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"

[Roybatty]

The fat ass will still be there after the build... Just sayin!
Ya, and its friggin hard to lose in the holidays season...way too many sweets accessible. :Shovel:


Have you discussed this with the wife yet?
If you have then you already know what the answer is.
Anything different at this point would put you in the dog house so long you will start growing a tail......But the turbo set is on sale. ;)
:ohnoes: I better talk to her about this one.

Thanks Granny, et al Happy & Safe New Year =)

[Steve '92ES]

1975! "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"
I lived through Disco once. Don't make me do it again... :headbang::headbang::headbang:

[CoopKill]

I lived through Disco once. Don't make me do it again... :headbang::headbang::headbang:


:lmao: Ah such memories!
Sent from my SCH-I500 using Tapatalk

[Turbo Beast]

YEEEAAAH!!! She said yes :) :) :)

[CoopKill]

WWWWWHHUUUUTTT!! Nice man. You need to do sumtin special for her!

[Turbo Beast]

I just spent two nights in a $700,- a night hotel with her and put a $2k ring on her finger, what else do i need to do?

[CoopKill]

LOL, you did not mention that part! Congrats man!

[Turbo Beast]

Thanks dude! :) This year is gonna be awesome!!!

[EZnTn]

Congrats ....

[Roybatty]

I just spent two nights in a $700,- a night hotel with her and put a $2k ring on her finger, what else do i need to do?

Now, the hard part, you have to do whatever it takes to keep yourselves "happily ever after." :bigthumb:

Congrats! :cheers:

[Granny]

YEEEAAAH!!! She said yes :) :) :)

:Banana:

Pics or it didn't happen!

Did you have any doubts?

I have to agree with Roybatty. That was the easy part!
I would love to follow this thru to the I do's.

[Granny]

I hope everyone had a great new year!

[Granny]

Playoffs!

2 minutes left in the 3rd quarter and my guys are up 4 points!

[Turbo Beast]

Thanks guys!

We'll be fine and if we're ever not, im sure we can make it better!
Sorry no pics of me and my girl on the internetz :D

It was just hard finding a good moment for it actually, i though id do it at that hotel, but when i was there i thought it would be kinda corny....
SO, after two nights there, we went to my place, close to a huge lake that was completely frozen over.
She had never been on natural frozen water before in her life, we walked on there, after some protesting sounds of the ice, i dropped to one knee and asked :D

[CoopKill]

NICE! You stud.

Great romantic start to a new life.

[J_Parker]

YEEEAAAH!!! She said yes :) :) :)

Congrats man!! Very happy for the both of you!


On the contrary, Granny, do you think I'll ever be able to overcome my commitment issues in terms of relationships? .... I think it may have sooomething to do with my car :suspect:

[Granny]

Thanks guys!

We'll be fine and if we're ever not, im sure we can make it better!
Sorry no pics of me and my girl on the internetz :D

It was just hard finding a good moment for it actually, i though id do it at that hotel, but when i was there i thought it would be kinda corny....
SO, after two nights there, we went to my place, close to a huge lake that was completely frozen over.
She had never been on natural frozen water before in her life, we walked on there, after some protesting sounds of the ice, i dropped to one knee and asked :D

AWWWW..No wedding pics either. :(

JK I'm selective about what pics I post too.
I finally posted a pic of HD in the Beautiful Girl thread after how many years? LOL

You did a wonderful job!




Congrats man!! Very happy for the both of you!


On the contrary, Granny, do you think I'll ever be able to overcome my commitment issues in terms of relationships? .... I think it may have sooomething to do with my car :suspect:

You probably will not agree with me now but when the right one comes along we'll see how fast that changes. LOL!
Until then have fun and do what you like doing. :)

[Granny]

Ya, and its friggin hard to lose in the holidays season...way too many sweets accessible. :Shovel:


:ohnoes: I better talk to her about this one.

Thanks Granny, et al Happy & Safe New Year =)

So have me made a decision yet?
As much as I like turbos the athletic club looks pretty sweet!

[Roybatty]

Yes, we joined the club New Years Eve. It is VERY family focused, yea if you saw the link its cool. I have a 3 and 4 year old and they love the pool and other activities there; doing a birthday party for the girl (will be 4) there 1/15. An annual family membership costs exactly 2400, the price of the DR turbo sale. I have worked out once, the rest of my free time has been spent working on the timing of wife'sr ZX2; need to check if the cams are 180* off and if that even makes a difference, then compression check, in its current state has no power, sputtery.

I checked with SnakeSkinner (DR), he says I can do a layaway or put it on credit card. LOL; may do the layaway, don't want any revolving credit. I am still looking at options on that one, hopefully the sale will last long enough for me to work it out, then I would need to have it ready for the big 2011 NG...

[Turbo Beast]

AWWWW..No wedding pics either. :(

JK I'm selective about what pics I post too.
I finally posted a pic of HD in the Beautiful Girl thread after how many years? LOL

You did a wonderful job!

You probably will not agree with me now but when the right one comes along we'll see how fast that changes. LOL!
Until then have fun and do what you like doing. :)

Thanks, i sure dude my very best on it :D
And that last part is very true!!

[Granny]

Yes, we joined the club New Years Eve. It is VERY family focused, yea if you saw the link its cool. I have a 3 and 4 year old and they love the pool and other activities there; doing a birthday party for the girl (will be 4) there 1/15. An annual family membership costs exactly 2400, the price of the DR turbo sale. I have worked out once, the rest of my free time has been spent working on the timing of wife'sr ZX2; need to check if the cams are 180* off and if that even makes a difference, then compression check, in its current state has no power, sputtery.

I checked with SnakeSkinner (DR), he says I can do a layaway or put it on credit card. LOL; may do the layaway, don't want any revolving credit. I am still looking at options on that one, hopefully the sale will last long enough for me to work it out, then I would need to have it ready for the big 2011 NG...

See post #1...LOL! :dontknow:

[Roybatty]

See post #1...LOL! :dontknow:

WOW, how did you time warp that??? As usual I would have to agree with your suggestions...no major upgrades prior.:Bow:

[Granny]

OK!
Talk to me!
In the past week I became a year older, had a grown kid move back home and spent my first night in DJ's shop
If an old bag like me has something to talk about I know you young studs do!

Who's coming to NG and meet me and HD? :Banana:

[CoopKill]

My dumbass boss expected me to work overtime for no reason yesterday, which was my birthday. Gave him the verbal finger! He resonated with an attitude all day until, I mentioned he should start to search for someone qualified to replace me...

Amazing what a reality check can produce!

[Granny]

My dumbass boss expected me to work overtime for no reason yesterday, which was my birthday. Gave him the verbal finger! He resonated with an attitude all day until, I mentioned he should start to search for someone qualified to replace me...

Amazing what a reality check can produce!

My answer to that has always been "I may not be the best but I will have to do until they get here"
I haven't seen them yet!

[green-lantern]

OK!
Talk to me!
In the past week I became a year older, had a grown kid move back home and spent my first night in DJ's shop
If an old bag like me has something to talk about I know you young studs do!

Who's coming to NG and meet me and HD? :Banana:

OK when is it going to be running? Don't tear it up this time you crazy woman!

[EZnTn]

OK!
Talk to me!
In the past week I became a year older, had a grown kid move back home and spent my first night in DJ's shop
If an old bag like me has something to talk about I know you young studs do!

Who's coming to NG and meet me and HD? :Banana:
At this juncture ... what's one more year?
Sorry the youngin' had to move back in. Think how tough it is on their ego
Reckon' I'll just have to make it up to NG to see some ol' bag

[Granny]

OK when is it going to be running? Don't tear it up this time you crazy woman!

You sound like MIke!
Are you my 3S Hubby?

He gave me until the end of next month...you know that!

The tranny hasn't arrived yet.
I don't know why but dam it I'm going to do what ever it takes to get it in the hole.
I know I need a new cooler and lines....I think I can handle that as long as I see it coming out!

I'm still scared of putting what I have learned to use but I'm finding that I'm not as stupid as I think.

I'm hoping that I'll be up your ass on the Indy track!

Love Ya!

[green-lantern]

You sound like MIke!
Are you my 3S Hubby?

You know it



The tranny hasn't arrived yet.
I don't know why but dam it I'm going to do what ever it takes to get it in the hole.
I know I need a new cooler and lines....I think I can handle that as long as I see it coming out!

I'm still scared of putting what I have learned to use but I'm finding that I'm not as stupid as I think.

I'm hoping that I'll be up your ass on the Indy track!

Love Ya!

Are we still talking cars here?

[CoopKill]

:suspect: :inout: :scratchchin: :14:

[Granny]

At this juncture ... what's one more year?
Sorry the youngin' had to move back in. Think how tough it is on their ego
Reckon' I'll just have to make it up to NG to see some ol' bag

I would love to give you a big Granny hug at NG!

I feel really bad for the one that came home!

I know most parents wiill not believe this but this kid got in trouble 1 time growing up!
He served in the USAF for 4 years and during that time was in the Honor Guard.

Just so everyone understands I didn't give life to him but he is truly my son.

[Granny]

You know it



Are we still talking cars here?

Well I'm starting to get torn here...
You or Coopkill

[R/T93]

:suspect: :inout: :scratchchin: :14:

hahahahaha

[Granny]

NAWWW...
I'm think I'm big enough to love you both!

[beepbeep]

Ok, Granny....why is it that people who claim to be 'Christians' are the most judgmental of all the folks I encounter in life? Is it a rule in the book that they have to be?

[Granny]

Ok, Granny....why is it that people who claim to be 'Christians' are the most judgmental of all the folks I encounter in life? Is it a rule in the book that they have to be?

When they are suppose to be the most understanding and forgiving?

I'm sure there are a lot of reasons.
I believe they do it because by making others appear less worthy it makes them feel more secure or superior in their faith.
Kind of like good child vs bad child. Good child will get loved and bad child will be punished.

[beepbeep]

when they are suppose to be the most understanding and forgiving?

I'm sure there are a lot of reasons.
I believe they do it because by making others appear less worthy it makes them feel more secure or superior in their faith.
Kind of like good child vs bad child. Good child will get loved and bad child will buy a 3/s.

ftfy.

[Granny]

Amen Sister!

[CoreyB]

I am thirsty and its Thursday.

[IPD]

Ok, Granny....why is it that people who claim to be 'Christians' are the most judgmental of all the folks I encounter in life? Is it a rule in the book that they have to be?

you must not have met any orthodox followers of other religions, including islam....

[beepbeep]

you must not have met any orthodox followers of other religions, including islam....

To the contrary...however, since I live in the "Bible Belt", this is what I am confronted with most.

[IPD]

my point was that it's universal. organized religion is a human-crafted methodology to allow one to feel membership in something bigger than the individual--while simultaneously falsely elevating the individual above "nonbelievers".

[Granny]

At this juncture ... what's one more year?
Sorry the youngin' had to move back in. Think how tough it is on their ego
Reckon' I'll just have to make it up to NG to see some ol' bag



Ok... What I really want to say is he has to live with Mike and I..lol

[Steve '92ES]

Dear Granny,
I see I've been thanked more than once. Amazed as I am that anybody would find my random musings helpful I'm even more concerned for their mental health. Is there any way to figure out who these poor souls are so I can send them to you for help?

[Granny]

Dear Granny,
I see I've been thanked more than once. Amazed as I am that anybody would find my random musings helpful I'm even more concerned for their mental health. Is there any way to figure out who these poor souls are so I can send them to you for help?

Well you know what they say about birds of a feather!
With 4293 views I imagine they are probably already here but as far as help I think we are pretty codependent here. ;)

[Granny]

I think I have met the next love of my life! :love3:

A few days ago I had the coolest customer in the shop.
91 years old and just the cutest man I have seen in a long time.
He is so full of energy and just pleasant to be near .

Mr. Cutie’s wife passed and he has moved to a new senior home since the last visit.
He was telling me how much he liked his new home and it was like having a big family.
Apparently there are a lot more Gals then Guys. :Dancing:
Mr. Cutie said it was like having 80 sisters. :Doh:

Then Mr. Cutie told me that when they have socials he is 1 in 3 gentleman that still dance and those Gals wore him out!

It has been a hell of a week and I get so dammed pissed at customers but this man really brought something into my day and life that no one else could.

God Bless Mr. Cutie! :Clap:

P.S. Good incentive for you guys to be healthy and get old...30 women to each man! :lmao:

[Steve '92ES]

As Groucho Marx used to say, "You're only as old as the woman you feel".....

[CoopKill]

Paul and I have competition now? :suspect::CompToss:

[green-lantern]

What kind of booze are we going to drink @ NG?

[onebadmollafolla]

What kind of booze are we going to drink @ NG?

All of it.

[green-lantern]

All of it.

Was a stupid question huh? :lo5l:

[CoopKill]

The good kind! All of it... :lmao:

[Granny]

As Groucho Marx used to say, "You're only as old as the woman you feel".....

I like that!


Paul and I have competition now? :suspect::CompToss:

I have to keep you and Paul on your toes!



What kind of booze are we going to drink @ NG?

Are you buying?

[Granny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4

[CoopKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4:Clap::lol7::Clap::lol7::Clap:: lol7::Clap::lol7::Clap:

[Steve '92ES]

Just random? Or does this mean you finally got that new 'do??

[Granny]

Just random? Or does this mean you finally got that new 'do??

Honey I'm always up for the pink hair!


Mahna Mahna is just classic!

If you watch it you will be singing it for days!

[CoopKill]

Honey I'm always up for the pink!


Mahna Mahna is just classic!

If you touch it you will be slinging it for days!

FTFY:thumbup::female::boobs:

[Granny]

FTFY:thumbup::female::boobs:

:ThankYou:

I have a story for you!

[Granny]

Hubby and I have been alone in the house for over 3 years now. We have become used to walking thru the house naked and other things.

The youngest (25) is home again until he figures out his next step in life.

This evening Hubby and I were necking on the sofa and reflecting on how we were home alone….

Minutes later the youngest walks into the front door catching me sitting on the sofa with Hubby standing directly in front of me with his pants around his ankles.

When we first heard the door open Hubby went to pull his pants up but it was too late. We were caught in the act.
Poor Danny didn’t know what to do! His first reaction was to go back out the door.

Then he realized I was rubbing lotion on his Dads legs…LOL (Hubby has lupus)
“Awkward” was all he said.

I’m still LMAO!

He won’t be home long!

[CoopKill]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Granny]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:lmao:

I can't stop laughing evertime I think about it!
I just keep putting myself in his shoes when he walked in the door....the vision...I would be scared for life. :lmao:

[IPD]

best incentive ever to get back in your own place. if that were me, i wouldn't even bother TRYING to hide anything.

[Granny]

best incentive ever to get back in your own place. if that were me, i wouldn't even bother TRYING to hide anything.

Yea that would be pretty effective but really mean even for me. :DevilSmile:
The only reason I can laugh about it is because it wasn't what it appeared to be and just one of those rare monents parents do get even.

[Granny]

Two more weeks and my boy is off to Manasses VA!
Landed a good job there and only 2 hours from home.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc

[CoopKill]

That's you son!:w00t:

[CoopKill]

You edited, not fair!

[Granny]

You edited, not fair!

It was the video...Pants on the ground.
Really stupid after I watched it....sorry..LOL!

[Granny]

You are just too dam quick!

[Granny]

Fixed for you buddy!

[CoopKill]

Lol.....

[Granny]

No one has rated this tread!
It's been around for awhile so tell it like it is!

[CoopKill]

I aim to please!

[Granny]

I aim to please!

You just have a fetish for horny old women.

[IPD]

this thread is full of fail. :p

[Granny]

this thread is full of fail. :p

Ok...You secretly want to lick my eyeballs.

[CoopKill]

:suspect:

:eye::eye:
.:001_tt2:.

[IPD]

and you secrectly want to lick my tailpipe. :D

[CoopKill]

EEEeeewwww! :lmao:

[Granny]

:suspect:

:eye::eye:
.:001_tt2:.

Ahhhhha!

[IPD]

oh come ON! you know granny wants to polish my rails, stroke my motor and get blown. :p

[Granny]

and you secrectly want to lick my tailpipe. :D

Maybe...what is the diameter of your tailpipe?

[IPD]

gee, it sounds so much bigger when you ask for the circumference. ;)

[Granny]

gee, it sounds so much bigger when you ask for the circumference. ;)

:w00t:

[Granny]

Goodnight stud muffins!

[Granny]

Diet or not...Friday night is party night!
Linkin Park video rocking on my Sharp..somewhere I belong....

[Granny]

I want to be with the energy not with the enemy...

[Granny]

Shut Up!
Shut Up!
Shut up when I'm talking to you!

[green-lantern]

Even though I know you I really didn't think you would be jamming to Linkin Park. lol

[GTOJOE]

Funny.... I didn't expect her to be listening to LP either but then my mother listens to it as well hahaha and Metallica....

[J_Parker]

You didn't seem like a LP fan to me either Karen lol :p How's the dieting?!

[Granny]

I was listening to hard rock when most of you were still shititting green in your diapers.

[green-lantern]

I was listening to hard rock when most of you were still shititting green in your diapers.

Linkin Park is a boy band. :p

[CoopKill]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_2znw0PXsXW0/R0RRWEsJBSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/PNzsClqXtoo/s320/rockingranny.jpg

[Granny]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_2znw0PXsXW0/R0RRWEsJBSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/PNzsClqXtoo/s320/rockingranny.jpg

You ass! Lol!

[Granny]

Linkin Park is a boy band. :p

Not you...I've dated guys your age!

[green-lantern]

Yeah I said it, pick up another instrument or two kids!

[CoopKill]

You ass! Lol!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_dcIEIvS3Pfc/TRqpXXdWShI/AAAAAAAAKjA/KsI7oyFCCls/eyes9.gif

[green-lantern]

Not you...I've

I should have quoted you when your post said this. :D


All I'm saying is if a band has more than one singer that doesn't play an instrument then....Boy Band! I like one or two of their songs but other than that they need to ditch screaming boy.

[nodoze]

to j parker - is that a purple lawnmower in your sig?

[CoopKill]

Back to Dear Granny!

So Granny,

My beautiful Wife's B-day was Friday. I asked what she wanted a few times, and got the same answer every time; ALOT!

I searched for awhile online for something I thought she would like and ended up buying a lens for my camera I have been wanting for a very long time for her.:Doh:

Hey, before you all start making harsh, quick judgment upon me, itwasonsalehalfpriceshippedthankyouverymuch!

OK, so I felt really guilty an hour later when I realized what I did accidentally. I then stole her keys and took the Xtera to the local audio store and blew 500 bucks of shame on the last thing to complete the audio awesomeness in her car.

Now that you know what I've done, can you ever forgive me?












































Should I tell her?:flush:

[J_Parker]

to j parker - is that a purple lawnmower in your sig?

Lol, no it's a lawnmower with a lot of blue and red overspray on it :p

Tell her with an altered truth coop, it's technically not lying ;)

[Granny]

UH...I sure as hell hope she notices!

[CoopKill]

She noticed, and she got wine and dined alaBilly :wink:

[Granny]

Can you understand anything I say? LOL ;)

[Granny]

She noticed, and she got wine and dined alaBilly :wink:

Good job! :)

[Granny]

I said I would not go back to 3SI but I may need to rescue a freind if I can't get an email to him.

Would it be wrong of me to break my promise?

[IPD]

I said I would not go back to 3SI but I may need to rescue a freind if I can't get an email to him.

Would it be wrong of me to break my promise?

no. i didn't contribute anything when i did. i found that there's certain vendors who are inconsiderate enough not to post product info on 3sgto; so i considered it a worthy trip to call them out on it over here.

of course, this was all before david got his panties in a wad.

[nodoze]

dear granny , i have been single for 10 months , what am i doing wrong im not that ugly im about average for a 3/s guy

[CoopKill]

dear granny , i have been single for 10 months , what am i doing wrong im not that ugly im about average for a 3/s guy


Stop associating with Handgelina Jole and Palmela Handerson!


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[Granny]

no. i didn't contribute anything when i did. i found that there's certain vendors who are inconsiderate enough not to post product info on 3sgto; so i considered it a worthy trip to call them out on it over here.

of course, this was all before david got his panties in a wad.

I just need to answer a PM from a friend in VA that doesn't realize I'm not on there anymore.
He wants to know if I'm going to NG11.
I sent an email today but I'm sure it will go in his junk mail so I hope he will spot it.
I really don't want to get on there at all but I have to respond to him.

[j2k4]

dear granny , i have been single for 10 months , what am i doing wrong im not that ugly im about average for a 3/s guy

Raise your standards.








Sorry - Granny must have been in the bathroom.

[Granny]

Raise your standards.








Sorry - Granny must have been in the bathroom.

I'm still thinking....Lol!
Brain farts take longer.

[j2k4]

Brain farts take longer.

I have for some time been trying to adapt the "If a tree falls in the forest..." riddle to brain-farts.

















I got nothin'.

[nodoze]

man i need to stop posting when im wasted

[IPD]

man i need to stop posting when im waisted

as in you're wearing a corset? a belt that's too tight? you're using one of those 1950's weight loss machines?

[Granny]

man i need to stop posting when im wasted

Just for that you will have to wait until I'm wasted to get an answer. :tongue:

[Granny]

Granny for MOD!

That's right.. I have my own thread. :Doh:

Too bad my name isn't Alex...

[CoopKill]

:clap: GO ALEXA!

[Granny]

:clap: GO ALEXA!

Yes...Alexa...Go Alexa!

Alexa for MOD!

[CoopKill]

You know, I don't think this site even has needed MODS that I am aware of!

Very cool indeed...

[EZnTn]

Dear Granny:
I've got two tickets to see Paul Thorn at the Orange Peel in Asheville, NC
I've also been planning to go to the BRG
I've got "permission" to go to both
Only problem is ... they both fall on a Friday night, May 13th
How can I be in two places at once?

[Granny]

Dear Granny:
I've got two tickets to see Paul Thorn at the Orange Peel in Asheville, NC
I've also been planning to go to the BRG
I've got "permission" to go to both
Only problem is ... they both fall on a Friday night, May 13th
How can I be in two places at once?


Go see Paul Thorn...be back at BRG Saturday AM and hug me at NG11.

Problem solved!

[Granny]

You know, I don't think this site even has needed MODS that I am aware of!

Very cool indeed...

They were hired to keep an eye on you, me and Paul. :48:

[Granny]

For a couple that lives alone we sure do have a full house tonight!
The two oldest Grandsons at my feet and the yongest son has been gone less then a week and walked thru the door at suppertime.

Life is good!

[IPD]

ya never answered my pm. ;)

[Granny]

ya never answered my pm. ;)

Look at my garage.....

[Turbo Beast]

I cant wait till summer Granny! So excited!

Ready to get off this rig NOW!

[Granny]

I cant wait till summer Granny! So excited!

Ready to get off this rig NOW!

I'm happy for you :)

It's amazing how someone else can change our priorities.

Just try to stay busy and I'm sure it will be here before you know it.

[Turbo Beast]

For sure, ive been doing this work for three years now, got stuck a bunch a times on sea but this time it sucks even more! I might quit my job when i get back, if this weather lets up.

[CoopKill]

When is that wedding?



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[Turbo Beast]

Hopefully this summer, if they wont shut down the federal government this march that is.... Waiting for them to approve the request.

[R/T93]

Dont remind me, TB, I am not really doing good with the finances right now, a blank paycheck for a month would really put me in a bad place :(

[Turbo Beast]

There's gotta be something you can do dude? I might work in construction for a couple of months and then go back to landrigs.....

[CoopKill]

Dont remind me, TB, I am not really doing good with the finances right now, a blank paycheck for a month would really put me in a bad place :(


PM me your background here or on the other site and I will see what I can do for ya!


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[j2k4]

Granny-

Submitted for your approval:

Brain-farts are aggravated in proportion to the number of witnesses.

[Granny]

OK..If we had a DD we would go to the strip club!
LOL.... Me and HUbby with 3 of the kids! LOL

[Rocket]

Dear Granny,

What can I do when my leather thong gets wet? Damn thing shrinks all up and cuts off the circulation to everything. And how do I get it off once it dries?

[CoopKill]

Granny's got a mean set of chompers! suspect:

[Granny]

Granny-

Submitted for your approval:

Brain-farts are aggravated in proportion to the number of witnesses.

This just cracks me up!

I have read it several times on different days and I still don't understand it.

Hey..wait a minute. Is this a trick question?

[Granny]

Dear Granny,

What can I do when my leather thong gets wet? Damn thing shrinks all up and cuts off the circulation to everything. And how do I get it off once it dries?

What I would like to know is what are you doing to get your leather thong wet? :icon23:
I really need pics to see the problem first hand before I can determin the best way to handle your dilemma.

[j2k4]

This just cracks me up!

I have read it several times on different days and I still don't understand it.

Hey..wait a minute. Is this a trick question?

No.

How can it crack you up if you don't understand it?

Try it this way:

If you have a brain fart, but no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?

[CoopKill]

No.

How can it crack you up if you don't understand it?

Try it this way:

If you have a brain fart, but no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?That would depend on wind direction wouldn't it?





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[Steve '92ES]

If fish is brain food do brain farts smell like tuna?

[CoopKill]

If fish is brain food do brain farts smell like tuna?


:lmao:


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[IPD]

if a tree falls in the woods, and no women are around to hear it; is the man still wrong?

[j2k4]

That would depend on wind direction wouldn't it?

It was a theoretical question - assume no wind.


If fish is brain food do brain farts smell like tuna?

What about trout?


if a tree falls in the woods, and no women are around to hear it; is the man still wrong?

Any event occurring without a woman in attendance is plausibly deniable.

[Granny]

No.

How can it crack you up if you don't understand it?

Try it this way:

If you have a brain fart, but no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?

I cracks me up because with my 10th grade education I can't believe you stumped me with one sentence.



if a tree falls in the woods, and no women are around to hear it; is the man still wrong?

Don't be silly...women hear everything.

[beepbeep]

Granny, Granny, Granny.

I don't think there is enough duct tape in the world.

[onebadmollafolla]

Granny, who would win in a fight using only our minds and ninja focus...HillbillyHomeboy vs Me

Danke!

[beepbeep]

granny, who would win in a fight using only our minds and ninja focus...hillbillyhomeboy vs me

danke!

ipo


;)

[onebadmollafolla]

ipo


;)


http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif


;)

[beepbeep]

http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif


;)

:rolleyes3:




:p

[onebadmollafolla]

:rolleyes3:




:p


:)


.......


;)

[Granny]

Granny, who would win in a fight using only our minds and ninja focus...HillbillyHomeboy vs Me

Danke!

So what pissing contest did I miss? :rolleyes:

HillbillyHomeboy has been around for a long time and he has been a mod for a long time.

Taking into consideration he could shut down the Dear Granny thread I'm going to kiss ass and say............

"Let's Rock" and may the best man win!

[Granny]

Please forgive me for my tardyness to replys in the Dear Granny thread.

I have been trying to focus on my health and mechanic apprenticeship at DJ's shop.

I had no idea that this thread would still be alive 5 months later!

Keep it coming...I have loved every post!

[CoopKill]

So Granny,

I come to you with a broken heart!:Sobbing: I have had to do some serious thinking over the last week to come to a decision I know I will regret, but I believe is the right one.

I have decided to forgo making the journey to NG this year.

I just bought a used truck which I want to be paid off by summers end. I have a goal of Dr750's and all supporting madness by Sept/Oct. I have things to do for the house, carpet, appliances, and paint inside and out.

Though I can muster part of the house maintenance, part of the truck payoff, and still make it to NG. That scenario will bust me into next summer, and leave me with no upgrades in the foreseeable future.

I was looking at going to NG purely from a selfish standpoint. After adding up the costs of the trip which will top 7k to attend, it just makes no sense to have nothing but a tee shirt, a brickyard boner, and (I know some GREAT) Memories in the end.

I am the most spontaneous person I know. So trust me when I say this is a very sad, hard choice for me to come to...


Am I doing the responsible and correct thing here? I need some reassurance:Doh: before I lose my mind!




































To be honest the call of the DR750's is making me MAD!:23:

[Granny]

Man....that just made my heart sink to my feet.

I don't think that I'm just speaking for myself when I say I was really looking forward to meeting you and the family this year.

To be honest if it was going to cost me that amout to go I would pass as well.

Just be warned that when everyone is stoked before leaving and post all the pics after you will feel a little empty. It's a great event and I have had a blast every year.

That being said... I may have to make the same decision.
I'm not throwing in the towel yet but by the time I get my car back together I may not have the money.

Are we making the adult decision?
Probably...but growing up is not always fun.

[Steve '92ES]

I might grow old but I will never, ever grow up.......
(Or as Stephen King once said, "I have the heart of a 7 year old boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk...")

7k? Really? I had no idea it was that expensive.
Not to pry but perhaps if you broke that down for us we could figure out a way to make it more affordable.
Besides, what's the point of DR750's if ya can't show them off? ;)

[93STLTH]

I might grow old but I will never, ever grow up.......
(Or as Stephen King once said, "I have the heart of a 7 year old boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk...")

7k? Really? I had no idea it was that expensive.
Not to pry but perhaps if you broke that down for us we could figure out a way to make it more affordable.
Besides, what's the point of DR750's if ya can't show them off? ;)

Yeah.... I'm coming from San Diego and I figure the whole trip will be 2K, tops.

[Steve '92ES]

BTW - In no way did I meant to imply that Granny's a cheap date.....

[CoopKill]

I was towing the car on a trailer behind a RV.


Getting the Rv ready $1200 (house battery and ac pump)

Trailer rental $650

Park rental and food $900

Fuel $2300

Fun Money $1000

I drive a 3S fund. $1500 (Shit happens on the way fund)

$7550 +or- $500

[CoopKill]

I will for sure be there next year, but this year will put me to far back on my goals I stated earlier.

I will regret it, and be heart broke by the stories. I live my life by two things. "Grow old, but never grow up!", and "If it ain't fun, I'm done!".

I had to make up my mind before posting about it because if I would have posted while still undetermined, you guys would have easily swayed me back in.

Somehow I was able to take off the blinders for the first time in my life, and I'm ancient!

[Granny]

NG09...Epic for me.

Mike told me to go by myself and I did.
On that trip I connected with my best buddies.

[Granny]

I might grow old but I will never, ever grow up.......
(Or as Stephen King once said, "I have the heart of a 7 year old boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk...")

7k? Really? I had no idea it was that expensive.
Not to pry but perhaps if you broke that down for us we could figure out a way to make it more affordable.
Besides, what's the point of DR750's if ya can't show them off? ;)

Steve... you sound like my Hubby!

The first time I met him we were 8 years old...he's the same kid that planted a kiss on my face.

[J_Parker]

:sad: All this talk of NG makes me sad that I can't go, I was hoping to meet the lot of you. But I'm in the same boat, it'll cost me far too much to go, especially given the state of my life right now. Hopefully next year my car will be done and I'll have the funds saved up to go :)

[Granny]

Vicki asked me a few days ago about how it was going at the shop...

This weeks lesson
Ponytails are excellent for soaking up motor oil and antifreeze off the shop floor

My clothes are full of motor oil and I'm sporting bruses like a tieara.
I am the Queen of my garage.

I am so blessed to have a friend like DJ that will allow me to spend time in his shop learing what I love.

[GTOJOE]

LOL I used to have long hair. Past my shoulders and hadn't cut it for 10 years. But when I started my adult apprenticeship I thought it was time to cut it cus I've tried working on cars before and got a head full of oil and coolant. Unfortunetly I only got 6 months into i then they ran out of work and I got the arse :sad: bitter sweet moment really. I enjoyed the work but the boss/owner was a complete arsehole.

[Granny]

LOL I used to have long hair. Past my shoulders and hadn't cut it for 10 years. But when I started my adult apprenticeship I thought it was time to cut it cus I've tried working on cars before and got a head full of oil and coolant. Unfortunetly I only got 6 months into i then they ran out of work and I got the arse :sad: bitter sweet moment really. I enjoyed the work but the boss/owner was a complete arsehole.

I was rolling around on the creeper when I felt a tug on my hair and I realized I didn't fold it up tight. LOL!
Half of my poneytail was covered with fluids like a paint brush dipped in paint.
Best night ever!

[Steve '92ES]

Steve... you sound like my Hubby!
Your Hubby has a Bawstin accent?

[terrets]

Steve... you sound like my Hubby!

The first time I met him we were 8 years old...he's the same kid that planted a kiss on my face.

That is fucking adorable! What a story you two must have. I hope I get to meet you at the NG.

[Boomer3000]

NG this year should be pretty epic for me... Last year I got to attend for 2 days.. And man was it a blast/cut my honeymoon short lol...

This year I came across a 1st gen stealth tt for $600.. Now quite a bit later.. Its awesome and I don't regret the decision.. So I will be toting my happy ass there with my wife sitting next to me and a huge smile on my face!!!

Oh question for granny... NG will be My wife and I's 1 year anniv.... What should I do that would be super special???

[Granny]

!
Your Hubby has a Bawstin accent?

Naw...Blue Ridge Redneck accent!


That is fucking adorable! What a story you two must have. I hope I get to meet you at the NG.

It was adorable alright! We spent the next ten years trying to beat the shit out of one another. LOL!


NG this year should be pretty epic for me... Last year I got to attend for 2 days.. And man was it a blast/cut my honeymoon short lol...

This year I came across a 1st gen stealth tt for $600.. Now quite a bit later.. Its awesome and I don't regret the decision.. So I will be toting my happy ass there with my wife sitting next to me and a huge smile on my face!!!

Oh question for granny... NG will be My wife and I's 1 year anniv.... What should I do that would be super special???


Do the two of you like animals?
Hubby and I have the most fun visiting Zoos.

Maybe surprise her with something like this.

dolphinInWaterAdventure (http://www.indianapoliszoo.com/SitePages/SpecialZooExperiences/DolphinInWaterAdventure.aspx)

[nodoze]

do you really want this to happen?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuJJBibGWM

[Boomer3000]

Damn that looks like a good time!!!! lol... And thanks for the link post granny.. I will deff have to include that in our trip..

[Granny]

do you really want this to happen?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuJJBibGWM



You will probably have to pay extra for that. :inout:

[nodoze]

some say the lake tardicaca shark has an eleven inch penis

[IPD]

some say the lake tardicaca shark has an eleven inch penis

if only as many people watched "code monkeys" as watch "south park"... my favorite show might still be on the air. :(

[terrets]

lol thats what netflix is for!!.... Code Monkeys for sure isnt as popular as South Park because its a totally different sense of humor mannn..Not many people get it :) Myself included for some of their episodes.

[IPD]

lol thats what netflix is for!!.... Code Monkeys for sure isnt as popular as South Park because its a totally different sense of humor mannn..Not many people get it :) Myself included for some of their episodes.

netflix is good for what HAS BEEN. that's great if you like watching mamma's family. it doesn't put new episodes on the air.

and you're right, it's a very specific genre of humor. geek humor. for people that grew up in the 80's and remember things like ET: the video game, the atari 2600 in general, and 80's pop-culture references. i also like "that 80's show" (all ~5 episodes that were broadcast).

unfortunately, people would rather know about the kardashians. ingelligent humor is dead. monty python is no more. and 99% of the people i meet wouldn't even begin to understand a joke about downloading porn on a 14.4 baud modem and finishing before you could even see tits.

[beepbeep]

netflix is good for what HAS BEEN. that's great if you like watching mamma's family. it doesn't put new episodes on the air.

and you're right, it's a very specific genre of humor. geek humor. for people that grew up in the 80's and remember things like ET: the video game, the atari 2600 in general, and 80's pop-culture references. i also like "that 80's show" (all ~5 episodes that were broadcast).

unfortunately, people would rather know about the kardashians. ingelligent humor is dead. monty python is no more. and 99% of the people i meet wouldn't even begin to understand a joke about downloading porn on a 14.4 baud modem and finishing before you could even see tits.

You've got to look on the bright side of life.

[nodoze]

hey i watched code monkeys for its final season religiously ! black cock goblin

[IPD]

You've got to look on the bright side of death. just before you draw your terminal breath.

ftfy.

[terrets]

netflix is good for what HAS BEEN. that's great if you like watching mamma's family. it doesn't put new episodes on the air.

and you're right, it's a very specific genre of humor. geek humor. for people that grew up in the 80's and remember things like ET: the video game, the atari 2600 in general, and 80's pop-culture references. i also like "that 80's show" (all ~5 episodes that were broadcast).

unfortunately, people would rather know about the kardashians. ingelligent humor is dead. monty python is no more. and 99% of the people i meet wouldn't even begin to understand a joke about downloading porn on a 14.4 baud modem and finishing before you could even see tits.

Your completely right. I havent seen That 80's Show, Ive always heard it was terrible, maybe Ill check it out.

I dont fucking understand why anyone gives a rats ass about ANY celebrity and their lives. Its disgusting. I can understand caring if a band plane crashes or a band breaks up or if a sports star gets hurt, but why their personal lives.

I definitely just laughed at that joke. I wasnt even part of the 80's. They had porn online when those modems were around? lol I used to have a difficult enough time downloading on 26.4kbps.

[beepbeep]

ftfy.

so much for references....................

[IPD]

so much for references....................

that's from the same damn song, vicki.

[beepbeep]

that's from the same damn song, vicki.



:lol: That's some funny shit right there, cos I never knew that!!!

[Boomer3000]

potato

[Granny]

That 80's show was horrible and I loved the 80's.

[beepbeep]

That 80's show was horrible and I loved the 80's.

Yeah, I tried watching it and it was just not good. LOVE the 70s show, tho.

[IPD]

ya'll are on crack. that 80's show was hilarious. i loved the "driving-in-the-car" lip-sync to talking heads.

[J_Parker]

I wasn't even born in the 80's and I though the 80's show kicked ass, I was bummed when they took it off air.


Dustin... You and your potatoes lol.

[GTOJOE]

what fucking 80's show??? we get the 70's show here but haven;t heard of this 80's show... is it related to the 70's one?

[nodoze]

yes it is but a lack luster attempt

[CoopKill]

That 70's show rules! That 80's show, which I only caught one episode, SUCKED... (though the record store chic is HOT!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjCphr6CrlI

[Boomer3000]

I wasn't even born in the 80's and I though the 80's show kicked ass, I was bummed when they took it off air.


Dustin... You and your potatoes lol.

I agree.. I like that 80's show.. But at the same time It just wasnt the same or as funny as that 70's show....

I love potatoes man lol...

[IPD]

http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Girls_Wallpapers/Chyler_Leigh_3.jpg

it could partially be because i have a crush on chyler leigh; but i also thought that 80's show had promise. it was (imho) very much like how that 70's show started out (season 1).

other shows i had the misfortune of getting hooked on--just prior to cancellation:

-the burning zone
-nikki
-off centre

[J_Parker]

I agree, That 70's show wasn't quite up to par in it's first season either though. I'm sure had they let the 80's show go on a little longer it would've shown some promise.

[Granny]

Hubby and I have every season of the 70"s show.
LOVE IT!
I wanted to love the 80's show as well but it just didn't happen.

[Granny]

Just too much fun in this world!

The newest staff project at the shop.

1986 Toyota 4WD truck with M7 turbo Supra engine.

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp10/R3KGT/037.jpg


My partners in crime.

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp10/R3KGT/038.jpg

I should have got an engine bay shot!
Next week..Sorry :(

[onebadmollafolla]

Just too much fun in this world!

The newest staff project at the shop.

1986 Toyota 4WD truck with M7 turbo Supra engine.

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp10/R3KGT/037.jpg


My partners in crime.

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp10/R3KGT/038.jpg

I should have got an engine bay shot!
Next week..Sorry :(

-AKA- the death chair. :lol:

[Granny]

The setup is still stock. No extra management but he said it's running pig rich.
The bed is totally gone but the cab is in good shape.

[$$$PIT]

My dad's got an 85 ATX. It's not a 4X4 though.

[Granny]

My cute baby girl thinks she won't find Mr right.
We are both sad. :(

[GTOJOE]

That's cus I'm in another country :p :lol:

[Granny]

Could be!

[terrets]

How old is she? :)

Im doubtful for myself also..

[nodoze]

we need pics to confirm this

[Granny]

25
Would I lie?
All mothers think their daughters are beautiful.

[CoopKill]

send her to NG!

Garranteed to come back hitched, prego, or both!


:lmao:



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[Granny]

She knows better then to hookup with someone that owns a 3S...they don't have any money! LOL!
Shut you mouth! No more babies!
The little one below is hers VV

[FeaRpb]

Pic didn't work. But I want to see pics of her to see if I stand a chance =D

[nodoze]

ditto what he said , and i dont own a 3s i have a dsm now :)

[B-Man]

ditto what he said , and i dont own a 3s i have a dsm now :)

Not helping your cause.

[CoreyB]

Dear Granny, please vote to save me from a fiery death.http://www.3sgto.org/f8/chat-box-rules-4643.html

[nodoze]

dear granny please hook me up[ with ur daughter

[CoopKill]

:suspect:

[Steve '92ES]

Urban Dictionary: leg humper (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=leg%20humper)
:leghump::leghump::leghump::leghump::leghump:

[Granny]

Guys there is pic of her on this forum if you find it. It's where all the beautiful girls are.



Dear Granny, please vote to save me from a fiery death.http://www.3sgto.org/f8/chat-box-rules-4643.html

Honey I think this is turning into an unhealthy obsession :smiley_pacman:

[CoreyB]

All jokes Granny, thats all it is.

[Granny]

All jokes Granny, thats all it is.

I know..LOL