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    Lightbulb My Dad is an avid golfer...

    who last week made not one, not two, but THREE hole-in-ones...in one week I repeat. This puts him well into double digits for hole-in-ones. He routinely shoots par, or within a couple strokes thereof anywhere he goes to play.

    And I can't get him to even enter an amateur tournament.

    Jeremy

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    Quote Originally Posted by HilbillyHomeboy View Post
    who last week made not one, not two, but THREE hole-in-ones...in one week I repeat. This puts him well into double digits for hole-in-ones. He routinely shoots par, or within a couple strokes thereof anywhere he goes to play.

    And I can't get him to even enter an amateur tournament.

    Jeremy
    Holy shit! That is absolutely insane. I've never had a hole in one in my life (if we're talking about golf ) and I golf pretty damn often. I've had 100+ yard iron shots for eagle but never a one timer.

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    Thats absolutely awesome
    Guinness Record awesome !!!
    Local celebrity now .. he's got to be
    Closest I've ever managed, once ... was about 12" from the pen
    Might as well have been a mile, 'cept I did manage to birdie

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    I'm happy if i get par! But I've only been about 3 or 4 times. I'll probably go a few more times next year though.

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    Over the past year I would have to say I have played about 25-30 rounds of golf, not once making above birdie. Is he a course pro somewhere

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    Dang your dad is good. All my dad does is work, golf, watch tv, and repeat. He hasnt had that many hole in ones though. He does shoot par. Wow your dad has some good accuracy.

    Ive played 3 times this year. Hah. I always start out great like par par birdie then it all goes down the shitter. Maybe its all the beer .

    He would probably win amateur tournaments. Whats his excuse?

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    I've played for 17 years, caddied for 5, and I've only seen 1.

    Just look at how often pros get them. Average under 1/weekend with ~120 pros in a tourney? It's all luck. Tell him to load up on powerball! Actually.. just one should do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 91stealthrt2 View Post
    I'm happy if i get par! But I've only been about 3 or 4 times. I'll probably go a few more times next year though.
    I'm happy as hell if I shoot bogey. If you are shooting par and only been 3 or 4 times then you need to quit your job and take up golf. You're a natural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb3000 View Post
    Over the past year I would have to say I have played about 25-30 rounds of golf, not once making above birdie. Is he a course pro somewhere
    Not a pro, no formal training, he's retired from the nightclub business. Not that he's old, he just turned 54 in September. He just plays golf with his redneck buddies, haha. They do as much drinking as they do playing, lol, and he still pulls this kind of nonsense off with ease.

    Quote Originally Posted by terrets View Post
    Dang your dad is good. All my dad does is work, golf, watch tv, and repeat. He hasnt had that many hole in ones though. He does shoot par. Wow your dad has some good accuracy.

    Ive played 3 times this year. Hah. I always start out great like par par birdie then it all goes down the shitter. Maybe its all the beer .

    He would probably win amateur tournaments. Whats his excuse?
    Says he's scared to enter an am. tournament. I don't get it either. I've been on him for years to enter, there's nothing to lose and everything to gain.

    Jeremy

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    Wow even getting one hole in one is rediculous but THREE!?!
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