Daddy Long Legs

[Tool Man]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought
about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs,"
her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question,
he replied "No dear. Both of them are actually Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
she took her tiny little foot and stomped them flat as she stated
emphatically, "Well, we're not having any of that Hollywood
Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden."
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[green-lantern]

lol I've heard it before but that's a great one.

[Tool Man]

Actually dug it up on the other site while I was looking for anything useful I've ever posted

[colt45 gto]

Actually dug it up on the other site while I was looking for anything useful I've ever posted

honestly Kev.....you didn't post anything usefull lol.



































come to think of it neither did i lmao

[Tool Man]

honestly Kev.....you didn't post anything usefull lol.



































come to think of it neither did i lmao

Why do you think this is the only thing I brought over

[MNRVR4]

........bahahahahahahahaha lol

[colt45 gto]

Why do you think this is the only thing I brought over

i could bring the LM thread over but they all seen it already. its only helpful to those than wanna make a good car into a POS

how about the PUMA thread?

they aint really helpful, we need helpful threads. and i aint made one in my 5 years service

[Runner up]

No way. We need the Puma thread. That car was so full of win (as was the LM).